Daniel Quimper

Dramaturge /
Playwright
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SOMEHOW DISABUSED
SOMEHOW DISABUSED
Artists on a Windy Day
2:00 PM

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        The action is moving from one car to the other, back and forth.

JUDITH, yelling in the opposite direction
Hey! You two mudders! I'm back! You've pissed me, now let's see!

JEREMY
Judith.

JUDITH
Your house doesn't worth a kopeck! Your land's camel shit like!

        Jeremy grabs her belt. Feeling more secure, she dives forward.

THE PASSENGER, to her husband
You bought those fish at the grocery -

JEREMY, astounded
For Christ's sake!

THE DRIVER, to his wife
No. It's - hey, look at her!

EVIL KID 1
Wow!

JUDITH
I survived Lichtenstein - you old bitch!

                                  THE PASSENGER
                                  Don't look at her.

                                  EVIL KID 2
                                  Is she a drug addict?

                                  JUDITH
                                  That's "L" as in leapfrop! "I" as in -

                                  JEREMY, astounded
                                  Jesus' sake.

                                  EVIL KID 1, pulsating
                                  She's hot. A babe, a cuteee', a dol' -

                                  JUDITH
                                  ... "T" as in thrown up, "E" as -

                                  THE PASSENGER, to her husband
                                  Would you keep your eyes on the road; kids would you keep -
                                 
                                  JUDITH
                                  ... "S" as in sex, and, surprise, here's another "T", just like (having
                                  a finger to her mouth
:) in throw'...

EVIL KID 2
It's not true, hey mom, that he knows her?

JEREMY
The holy! - Mary?

THE PASSENGER
No, he doesn't know her. (To her husband who's opening his window:) Don't you dare!

EVIL KID 1
She has boobs, Boooobs, bouba, boub' - ...

EVIL KID 2
Is she a smackhead?

THE DRIVER
She wants to suicide -

JUDITH
... rank first among youths! Our stamps are the best, the rest's for looser!

JEREMY
Can you hear me Judith?

THE PASSENGER
Close that window now!

EVIL KID 2
Or, maybe she smoked crack!

EVIL KID 1
I've seen her nude - all nude.

THE DRIVER
I can't hear!

JUDITH
I am an artist - you are a bitch!

EVIL KID 1, gravely
Even under.

        Urge by his wife, The Driver closes his window.

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LA TRUITE
G. COURBET (1873)

EVIL KID 1, pulsating- She's hot. A babe, a cuteee', a dol' -

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