Don't ever skip school and don't hang with thugs
That's what every parent says, but I say fuck that
9 times out of 10 your parents did just that
See your parents hate rappers cuz we speak to the youth
Like Ruth but we never try and doctor the truth
9 times out of 10 your parents tried pot
So if you wanna try once my advice is why not?
9 times out of 10 they never had safe sex
Dressed up in latex yo it don't make sense
Most white kids' parents have used the N word
Or replaced it with wigger, God that's absurd
"What are you talking about? My best friend is black"
That's the shit I'm talking about see and that shit is wack
So when I spit the truth to your kids don't be embaressed
You chose to have kids, but didn't choose to be parents
I don't know how to play any instruments
I only say what I feel not to influence
Any kids I must say in my defense
If you're worried about me and my 2 cents
Kids tell your parents they can suck the dick
If they don't like the type of music you pick
Your parents should've told you all the shit they did
So they wouldn't bitch at you for all the shit you've did
Teachers do your job I know you need pay
It's no excuse the way you teach kids today
Career Day should be with a rapper like me
I'm a good influence your teach can bite me
Take the time out of your day like recess
To show children what they can be and not stressed
The pressures of life can weigh a whole lot
You seen what Columbine can do, control's shot
You can't give an answer or you flunked your test
When half the time there's a fifth inside your teacher's desk
7th grade Mr. Killoms' was full of porn mags
And he made fun of kids in the class who'd worn rags
For all that it's worth all the bad I'd did
The best teacher that I had in the world was Ms. Cribbs
She told me to express anything in a song
So here it goes be the judge if what I'm saying is wrong
I don't know how to play any instruments
I only say what I feel not to influence
Any kids I must say in my defense
If you're worried about me and my 2 cents
Kids tell your parents they can suck the dick
If they don't like the type of music you pick
Your parents should've told you all the shit they did
So they wouldn't bitch at you for all the shit you've did
See I told my son the same old story when he was 2
But I'll never not tell 'em all the things I went through
I tried weed, tried speed, but I never tried coke
I've cheated, I've lied, and I robbed when I was broke
Did time 2 years of my life inside a prison
Seen cooked up crack cocaine inside a kitchen
Not exactly any kind of kid's role model
But it's out of my system and your's is in a bottle
Alcoholic moms and dads just hate life
And they really hate your's if you're living a great life
So they try to bring you down call you lots of names
And it's probably what had happened to them it's gotta change (yeah)
They shoot down your dreams of trying to be a star
Only work the remote, but can't spell VCR (huh)
Rebel against anything you don't believe in
Can't believe in your parents then what does that leave then?
I don't know how to play any instruments
I only say what I feel not to influence
Any kids I must say in my defense
If you're worried about me and my 2 cents
Kids tell your parents they can suck the dick
If they don't like the type of music you pick
Your parents should've told you all the shit they did
So they wouldn't bitch at you for all the shit you've did