Things you don't see in the series or
Stuff right out of my warped
and lame humour glands.
By Quicksylver.
My second attempt at humour after 'That don't impress me much'. Full on lame and OOC but i hope you like it.
At an Oz base:
Duo: Ok now...all we need to do is print this stuff then we're outta here.
Printer: Please load paper into the auto sheet feeder!
Duo: Shit! I don't have any paper!
Heero: Hn. Baka.
Printer: Please load paper into the auto sheet feeder!
Duo: What do I look like... A frikkin' Scholar (tm)Centre? [1]
Printer: Please load paper into the auto sheet feeder!
Heero: I'll load something into the auto sheet feeder alright.
Duo: Heero no!
BANG!
Printer: Please ...load... paper intoooooooo...erk...ppbbt...zzzzzt...ping.
Duo: Heero no Baka... What do we do now?
Heero: Hn.
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In the music room:
Quatre: (sniff sniff) Trowa...
Trowa: Yes Quatre?
Quatre: (sniff) I think you've been hanging around those animals at the circus a little too long.
Trowa: What are you saying?
Quatre: Let's just say you're not the freshest bloom [2] in the forest.
Trowa: I use Right Guard(tm) all the time Quatre!
Quatre: Well I think your Right Guard took a left turn somewhere. (smirks)
Trowa: I guess
Quatre: I think he's been on duty a little too long (giggles softly)
Trowa: Quatre...
Quatre: I think he went AWOL on you. (giggles louder)
Trowa: Quatre...
Quatre: Missing in action! (chuckles)
Trowa: Quatre!
Quatre: He's deserted his post.... (stifles a laugh)
Trowa: QUATRE... I GET THE POINT!!
Quatre: Sorry. (now laughing)
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In the hanger:
Wufei: Shimata! Nakatu's joints need oiling; they're rusted together. How can I fight?
Duo: But Wu... how could Nataku be in such bad shape if you 'worship' her all the time?
Wufei: ... (looks down at toes guiltily)
Duo: Wu... if you don't... what DO you do?
Wufei: Well...I...
Duo: (leans in closer) Yeeesssss?
Wufei: I...
Duo: (leans in even closer) Yeeeeeeeessssssssss?
Wufei: I've been taking baking lessons at the local YMCA!
Duo facevaults.
Wufei: Scones anyone?
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On the deserted beach:
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOO! COME AND GET erk...cough cough.
Paegan: Is something wrong Miss Relena?
Relena: (choke choke)
Peagan: (thumps Relena on the back)
Relena: urk ... thanks Peagan... a fly went into my mouth.
Peagan: (mutters under breath) serves her right.
Relena: What did you say?
Peagan: Um...I said... I hope you're alright!
Relena: oh... thanks!
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At the safe house:
Heero: Quatre?
Quatre: Yes Heero? (sips his tea)
Heero: Why do you drink so much Tea? [3]
Quatre: (heaves great sigh) I have to.
Heero: Is it a medical thing?
Quatre: No.
Heero: Is it therapy?
Quatre: No
Heero: Are you addicted?
Quatre: (laughs) No.
Heero: What then?
Quatre: Before I came to earth I won a violin contest sponsored by Lipton and the first prize was a life time supply of the stuff. No one else in the family really likes it so I have to drink it.
Heero: Do you like it?
Quatre: Honestly... no... but I can't let it go to waste, even if it does a real number on my bladder.
Heero: Why don't you just give it away... like ... to the needy or something?
Quatre: Hmmm... I've never thought of that.
Heero: (sweatdrops)
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You like? Just something that popped into my head when I was trying to print something...
the rest just followed along. Hey, I do not own Right Guard(tm), Lipton(tm) or The Scholar Centre(tm)
[1] The Scholar centre is a small stand in many stores where they sell stationary
and other stuff for school made by Scholar(tm)
[2] No pun intended peoples... Trowa's real name being Triton Bloom and all
[3] Couldn't resist teasing my boy about his tea drinking. Who says Quatre only drinks tea?