This is my first Guest Fic (Drum Roll Please)
It's called ...

Gundam Guys' Worst Nightmare

By Duogirl

We don't own the boys but she owns all original characters so don't take em please.
Warnings: yaoi, language and some violence

Enjoy!

Heero sat in his boxers staring at a blank computer screen. He looked over his shoulder at Duo, who was wrapped in the sheets after their night of lustful passion. He turned back to the screen and began to read the information that had come up.

"Zero One/Wing Gundam pilot: Heero Yuy,Well I am right here, So let's see where the others are" He said to himself.

"Zero Two/Death Sythe Pilot Duo Maxwell." Heero turned again and glanced at his snoring lover, and sighed.

"ok, Then there is Zero Three/Heavy Arms pilot: Trowah Barton, current address: Winner estate, Seems he is staying with Quatre, Speaking of whom, Zero Four/Sandrock pilot Quatre Winner, current address: Winner estate, well duh. Ok then there in Chang Wufei the pilot of Zero Five or Shenlong. Current address: None?"

Duo's body shifted, Heero looked at him to reassure himself that Dou was still asleep, becausue he knew what that idiot would say if he woke up Heero, get to bed do that tomorrow. He sighed again as his ever-so-hard face went soft. He looked back at his computer screen and was about to shut it down when he noticed that there was another name under Wu's. His face went hard as he read the information aloud 

"Zero Six/Fire Eyes? pilot: Max Keeton? Current address: Sanq Kindom?"

Heero slammed his lap top shut and yelled with frustration, Heero heard a large object hit the floor and then heard "Shit". Heero turned to see his lover sitting on the floor rubbing his butt.

"What the hell you yellin' about? And why are you awake anyway?"Duo said scoldingly yet sleepily.

Dou stood up a sat down on Heero's lap. The japaneese pilot didn't waver, he just sat there cursing himself and anyone else he could think of.

"We need to go see Quatre, put your clothes on and come on" Heero said standing up, dumping Duoin the floor.

Duo looked at Heero, He was acting weird, What did he need to see Quatre about?



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There was a gental knock on his door. A sleepy figure got up and sullked over to the door and slightly opened it.

"What?" the figure said grogily.

"Master Quatre, two of the gundam pilots are here to see you, sir." It was the deap voice of Rashid.

Quatre yawned, and shut the door. He pulled on some clothes and went down stairs. Heero and a sleepy Duo stood in the corridor of the living room. Quatre looked at them, and befor Heero could speak Quatre raised his hand to silence him.

"I need a cup of coffee fist." He said get a cup from a servant of his.

"Quatre, Did you know there are six gundam pilots?" Heero said calmly.

Quatre choked on his coffee and looked at Heero hard. Duo had a weird confused look on his face.

"There is another pilot by the name of Max Keeton. He pilots a machine called 'Fire Eyes'"

Quatre's face went pale, even though that would be hard for him to do. He let out a slight giggle, and then he fell to the floor.

"What the. . ? Heero you killed him!" Duo yelled, causing Rashid to peek around a near by coner.

Trowa heard the comotion and looked down over the railing, ,to find Quatre lying on the floor at Heero's feet. Trowa, in a rush, flipped off the second floor and landed in a cat like position. He lifted up the blonde boy's delicate head.

"He just passed out!" Heero said trying to sound reassuring.

Trowa brougth the arabian to his feet. Quatre opened his eyes.

"Trowa, There is another gundam pilot. I know where we can find 'em too!" The arabian weekly said before fainting again.

Trowa caught the boy before he hit the ground. He slapped Quatre's small face causing him to yipe. Quatre rubbed his face

"What did you do that for?"

"You fainted."

"We need to find this pilot wannabe, and find out what the deal is." said Duo, still confused.

Heero turned to Quatre and he thought about what the arabian had said. He said that he knew where to find this pilot , Heero looked at the faces of the other three gundam pilots. They were all confused, that is except little Quatre who had already gotten his stuff.

Heero, Duo, and the others went out and all got into the jeep that Heero had stolen a month before. Suddenly a frightened look came over Quatre's face.

"God, we have to find Max before Wufei does. Lord who knows what he will do!"

Trowa seeing the urgentsy in Quatre's eyes, shoved Heero in the back and floored it


                                                                              
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Twenty minutes later they enter the Sanq cities limits. Quatre gave Trowa precise directions. Trowa pulled up to a four story house that Duo quickly reconize as a dorm for a Private school.

"Ok, I haven't seen Max since we were little so I might have trouble. Heero please don't lose your temper. Duo please keep your mouth shut. There is something you need to know. Max is well. . . odd." Quatre said knocing on the door of the first room on the thrid floor.

A tall man , with jet black hair and baby blue eyes opened the door and stared down coldly at the pilots.

"Who are you and what do you want?" the tall man said coldly.

Duo thought his jaw would touch the ground. If this is that Max kid we have a new Heero. Duo shuttered at the mere thought.

"Yes, well I am Quatre Rabarbe Winner. And I am looking for Max Keeton." Quarte tried to say in the sweetest vioce he could muster up.

The tall man looked over the faces of the pilots. Pure trouble makers, for sure. The one wearing the wife beater shirt was definetly going to give Max trouble. The one with the long braid was to far out of his mind to notice Max's difference. The tall one probably wouldn't bother Max, because it looked like he kept to himself.

"Why?" was all he said.

Quatre was dumb founded. He just wanted to punch this big ike in the face then he relized he might be trying to protect Max. With the people he was with who wouldn't.

"QUATRE!" someone shouted. Quatre's eyes gleamed, he knew that vioce.

A girl ran up to Quatre wrapped her arms around him and picked him up off the ground.

"God, it has been so long. How are you?" She put him down and looked at him from underneth her eye lashes.

"I've missed you so much." Quatre's face a deep crimson red.

Trowa looked at Quatre, eyes wide at the reaction. Duo stood behind Quatre thinking God Quatre! I thought you were. . . Damn look at those legs. The tall man glared at her with wide eyes.

"Oh, look at me, I am being so rude. Come on in" She glanced back at Duo, Heero and Trowa. "All of you come on in"

The four boys walked in and tried to keep out of the tall guy's reach. The tall man grabbed the girl by the arm and pulled her into a near by room. She looked up at his deep baby blue eyes and noticed that they were full of curiosity and hate. She jerked out of his grip.

"Who the hell are they Pheonix? And why were you hugging that albino looking kid?"

"Settle down Trint. The blonde is Quatre. The one I've told you so much abo. . "

She was cut off when Trint's lips pressed hard against hers. She felt his hand going up her shirt. Trint's body fell out of the room and the pilots looked down at him. He was holding his eye. The girl came out and helped him to the kitchen like area of the house sat him on the floor and tossed an ice pack at him.

She walked back over to Quatre and the others who were still standing in the door way. She smiled and shooed them into the living room area.

"What happened to him?" Duo asked without thinking.

She giggled under her breath and shook her head. She looked over at Quatre and he had his hand over his eyes. She looked at him sort of worried.

"What is it Quatre?"

He walked over to her and whispered something in her ear. "Please put some different clothes on I don't think that is oppropient with a room full of guys."

She looked at what she was wearing and didn't see any thing wrong with it. She had on a pair of old daisy dukes, and a tie back shirt. Then she remebered thata she was talking to Quatre. She went and changed into a t-shirt and an old pair of jeans. Quatre looked at her and nodded in approval. He went over to her and took her into his arms.

"i've missed you too. Let me introduce you to the guys. The one with the long braid is the american his name is Duo Maxwell."

Duo is looking the girl up and down and is elbowed by Trowa. He goes over and shakes the girl's hand. She laughed at the weak hand shake.

"The tall one is Trowa Barton" Quatre begins to blush.

Trowa didn't waver, just nodded . She knew automatically that she would not get along well with Trowa in the least bit.

"...The one with the death glare in his eyes is Heero." Quatre said, trying to sound convincing.

She looked at Heero and shuttered. She had done research on this one and found some disturbing facts. She smiled and started to introduce herself when Trint came in and took her again by the arm.

"Damn did you see the shiner on that guys eye?" Duo said paying no heed to the daggers that Trint shot at him.

"Quatre who is she and why was she hugging on you?" Trowa said with sort of a plea in his eye.

Quarte didn't hear him, he watched as Trint took the girl into another room. Suddenly the gundam pilots heard this loud crashing sound against the wall. Duo and Heero both jumped up from the couch. Quatre tried to run to the other room, but Trowa stopped him.

"That is their problem."

He looked up at Trowa, then looked at the place where they had went. The door swung open and the girl walked out, her lip was bleeding, but not nearly as bad as his nose was. She pointed to the door and slammed it behind him.

"What a woman!!" Duo said as he slumped back down on the couch.

Heero sat back down and elbowed Duo hard. She turned and walked over to them and smiled.

"Where was I? Oh yeah! I should introduce myself. My name is Max Keeton. It is a pleasure to meet all of you. Quatre what brings you to My side of the counrty?" She said cheerfully.

Duo's mouth dropped open, Heero's eyes widdened to the size of golf balls, and Trowa who was standing fell down on the couch. Quatre noticed their reactions and he knew that Max did too, because she hung her head.

"How can a GIRL be a . . " Heero slapped his hand over his loud lover's mouth.

Her head was still hung when Trowa noticed she was looking at them from beaneath her long eye lashes and smiling coyly. "So how did you know I was staying here with Trint?" She said looking up at Quatre.

"Well as you may know I am a gundam pilot. We found a new pilot besides us five; who is your trainer?"

"Quatre I would tell you if I could trust you, but you know I dont' trust any body. Sorry but I can't tell you."

"Bullshit, I don't think she is a gundam pilot. I mean I bet she was trained in the art of making tea." Duo said to them, he was staring at her waiting for a smart alleck reply.

He stood up but Heero pulled him back down by his braid. Max smirked

"Well, Duo, pilot of Death Sythe, God of death, I was trained to make tea, but I was also trained to kill. And if you are wondering how I know so much about you, I will just tell you I know more about you then you would want me to."

She said glancig at Heero towards the end of her sentence. Dou looked at the floor. She turned to Quatre

"Well, here are four of you where is the one called Wufei? Oh that makes no never mind to me. I have to leave now. Like I said It was nice meeting the rest of the pilots. And Thank you so much for coming to see me; I love you Uncle Quatre"

She said as they walked out the door. She hugged him once more and left.

"Aww, Uncle Quatre. UNCLE QUATRE!?" Duo yelled once they got out side.

"You two look nothing alike. You are as blonde as any one can be, and her hair is the same color as Trowa's. You're eyes are a purplish blue, Oh I dont' know I 've never really looked, and hers are a hazel color. You have short short hair and hers is just sholder leanghth short. She has these long gorgeous legs, Oww! Would you quit that Heero, And you are short. So how old is she?" Duo said, rubbing his side where Heero had jabbed him so many times.

"Not old enough to be staying with that jerk. And she's not old enough for you either." Quatre replied. "She is only fifteen, and god has she grown up."

"You are her uncle, you aren't 'supposed ta notice things like that. Oww" This time Duo passed out.

Heero rolled his eyes and carried his lover's limp body to their jeep. Once they got there Heero noticed that Wufe was sitting on his bike behind a bush. He watched as Wu started up his bike after Max had walked out and got on her own motorcycle. Quatre saw Max and just before she passed them

He yelled "Max, Do you have any where to stay? If I know you, you are probally living on the streets stealing all you need to surrvive am I right?"

Max scowled at her uncle and yelled back "I haven't stolen since I was little. And I have been living on the streets, but I can take care of myself!"

"You are always welcome at my estate, baby Max"

"Don't call me that!" She snapped as she sped off, with Wufei hot on her tail.

Quatre didn't notice Wu and Heero was the only one to. Trowah started up the jeep and the returned to the Winner estate. Heero check his lap top and found that they had a mission, to find and annilate the first of the OZ's uprising bases. After Heero's battle with Zechs there hadn't been any missions.


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Max wheel around and fired another round of shots at the advancing mobile suits. She turned again to find on her right side a mobile suit that almost replicated the Tallgeese II. She studied it and a sly smile crept across her face she knew exactally who was piloting it. Milyardo Peacecraft, the older brother of that annoying princess Releena.

"Ughh. That girl needs to get some where. If I'm not the one to shove her in a capsule and tossed her to outer space Heero will." Max thought to herself. "Long time no see Milyardo. I hope your not still mad at me for putting that snake in Releena's bed, Oh thats right you didn't know about that, oh well."

"You ready"

"Bring it on Homie" Max said in a very american voice.

She dropped her beam laser from her gundam and pulled out her florescent purple beam sword. She charged at him , but was taken by surprise, when she saw the DeathSythe, the Wing, HeavyArms, and Sandrock come in from her left.

"What the. . ." She was wondering if they had gotten the misson too.

Then she knew they had to of, how else woould they know about the base.

"Damn you Dr. J, you promised you wouldn't get them in to this. You bastard you lied." She yelled as she tried agein to charge at Milyardo.

But he wasn't right in front of her, now he had come up from behind her and took a hold of her gundam. She could hear the sound of the Tallgess replica'x metal arms cracking as they squezzed her tighter.

She was about to turn and stab her beam sword through his suit, but a bullet from one of the gundams broke her screen, shattering the glass and propeling it toward her face, She tried to dodge, but a piece of glass hit her across her cheek, causing her to jerk back.

When she did this she slammed her head against the back of her seat,knocking her unconcious.


                                                                                


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