Q.R.T.! News:
Near disaster was averted on Saturday thanks to the quick thinking of Belly, the Boy Wonder. The brave and trusty Q.R.T.! side kick's quick thinking was put to use to save Commander C's life when the Commander's uniform proved to be almost a little too snug. Congratulations to Belly, the Boy Wonder. The Q.R.T.! salutes you with the honourary "Q.R.T.! Member of the Hour" Award.
Q.R.T.! News:
The reviews are in for this year's Schneider extravaganza, which saw Kaptain Kwik paired for the first time with Q.R.T.! "guest star" Spooky Luke. It was Spook's followspotting that drew the most attention from the awe-struck crowd. Here's what they had to say.
"Dynamic and uniquely original" - Jacque Le Coc, G.M. Schneider.
"His followspotting was so searingly brave yet emotionally raw. I almost choked on my cheese." - Emil Surrendermonkey, C.E.O. Clipsal.
"There was not a dry seat in the house." - Followspot Weekly.
"It was just beautiful. I just wanted to go towards the light. I'd imagine it's what dying would be like. I felt warm and safe." - A Passer by.
However, just days after the event, Followspot Weekly published the following shocking story.
The Dynamic Q.R.T.! Duo of Kaptain Kwik and Spooky Luke have split. Sources say that Kwik, the quiet one, has quit the artistic supergroup sighting "artistic differences". "It's all about him... What about me? I'm a founding member of the Q.R.T.! and Spook comes in for his cameo and gets all the accolade". Spooky Luke's agent made no comment although industry rumours hint that he is about to reveal his solo piece "I Am Dome" to fans shortly. When contacted, the Q.R.T.! declined to comment on the issue, only saying "It'll be just fiiiine."
The last story, however, is far from the truth - infact Kwik and Spook are going on a camping holiday together, implying that there is no bad blood between them.
Q.R.T.! News:
Congratulations Ms. Mercury on becoming the latest addition to the Q.R.T.! Her "Q.R.T.! Fun Pack" featuring T-shirt, Commander C mug, colouring book and 4 fun buttons will be shipped as soon as the money order arrives.
Q.R.T.! News:
Applications to become a member of the Q.R.T.! have officially closed!
Maybe you were having trouble working out that Hungarian keyboard you bought on "e-Bay" (yeah, that was a real bargain) or perhaps you were just too slow and lazy to fill out the form (in which case it's a good thing you didn't bother). The application form can be found here if you wish to study up for future recruitment drives.
Q.R.T.! News:
Exclusive Photo!
A rare picture of Kaptain Kwik in action. Caught on high speed cameras, this photo shows the Kaptain in readiness for a Quick Response, modelling the new Q.R.T.! Summer Collection uniform and +1 Sword of Quickness. Click here for a Q.R.T! Summer Collection catalogue.
Kaptain Kwik: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."
Q.R.T.! News:
"The Cannon!" has officially been inducted into the Q.R.T.! Stay tuned for photos of the official induction ceremony. He will be receiving his official Q.R.T.! uniform and some talcum powder (the suit chafes a bit) as soon as the cheque clears.
Congratulations Steve, I mean "The Cannon"!
Q.R.T.! News:
The Q.R.T.! Guestbook is now open for business. Adults only.
Exclusive First Pictures! New Q.R.T.! Uniform ready for testing!
Exclusive First Pictures! New Q.R.T. Action Figures Available Now!
Ever wanted to be part of the Q.R.T.!? Well now you can! All it requires is a lot of money and a little imagination. The new Q.R.T.! action figures can bring you just that little bit closer to us, just like you've always wanted. Re-enact such favourites as "Quickly Responding!", "Responding Quickly!" and "Quickly, Respond!". The kids will love it, but not as much as you! Buy two or more because just one is not a team. (Prototype shown - colours may vary in final product).
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