The black guy from Hot Chocolate got out of the truck and the door swung open LIKE IT WAS GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE!!!
It was dark and scary and there were tree branches everywhere that looked like they were going to poke you in the eye and you�d have to duck so they wouldn�t.
The black guy from Hot Chocolate headed towards the barn where he heard noises that sounded like a hockey mask being put on.
�Where are you, you murderous suckka?� he said to himself. He had a length of chain in one hand which he was going to kill Jason with and a paddle ball in the other which he was nervously using and it looked like IT WAS COMING STRAIGHT OUT AT YOU!!!
He opened the door to the barn and A CAT JUMPED OUT!!! Not sideways or anything but STRAIGHT OUT AT HIM!!!
The black guy from Hot Chocolate stepped back, startled..
�You lucky you not that Jason mutha or I would have kicked your ass,� he said to the cat, proving that he was really tough.
The barn was dark and scary and there were pointy things everywhere that were all stored horizontally so it looked like the pitchforks and everything could poke you in the eye. The black guy from Hot Chocolate stood in the middle of the barn, waiting.
Suddenly Jason JUMPED STRAIGHT OUT AT HIM, like you were sitting at home and someone unexpectedly jumped THROUGH YOUR WINDOW ONTO YOU WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING TV AND YOU DIDN�T EXPECT IT!!!
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