| Rice Rocketeer checklist! |
| * You drive a japanese import car. *Your car has 4 cylinders or less (usually turbocharged) *You are under the age of 20 with a budget of $5000. or... *You can only drive after 6:00pm because your dad uses his car for work. (but you tell your friends its your car and it was being serviced during the day) or... *You bought a WRX as a stolen/recovered vehicle from police auctions and wonder why it was such a bargain? *You left school in year 8 to work in brother Ahmeds panel shop. *You sit so low in the driver seat that all anyone can see is your cap backwards. *Your stereo is worth more than the car. *You hope and believe that if your car breaks down you will turn up the stereo and the 18" sub-woofers will bounce you home. *Your car has a 2:1 fibreglass/metal ratio. *You only cruise after dark so no-one can see your budget respray that you & your cousin Mohamed did. *You drive with high beam and fog lights on to dazzle others so they cant see all the faults in the cars body. *You believe that "BAD BOY' & "TURBO" stickers make your car faster! *Your licence plate is a wiered assortment of digits meant to spell out somthing clever... but no body else gets it! |
| ...More to come for the Rice Rocket checklist!!! |
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| (C) Robert Morgan, 2001 |
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