| August 20, 2003: Article #2 Bellatrix's Graceful Tricks |
| Bellatrix Lestrange, the famous female Death Eater, cousin of mass murderer Sirius Black, and faithful servant to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was imprisoned for the torture and incapacitation of Frank and Alice Longbottom. Nobody doubts that she deserved a life sentence in Azkaban. Unfortunately, her sentence was cut short after her and nine of her fellow Death Eaters escaped from the dreaded prison last winter. She is considered to be a cold-hearted threat to the wizard and muggle worlds alike. BUT IS SHE? Word has it that Bellatrix Lestrange is not, in fact, as evil as portrayed. An anonymous source has exclusively revealed to The Quibbler the details of Bella�s dainty days away from Death Eater meetings. "I was taking my evening walk the other day when I heard a tremendous commotion. I looked inside the window from which the racket was coming and inside I saw Bellatrix Lestrange. She wasn�t wearing wizard robes, though, but a sort of muggle costume dress, it seemed," reveals the source. "It was pale pink and frilly around the edges- one of those things muggle- er- ball-o-rikas wear to dance in. She was in one of those and she was on the floor when I first looked through the window. Then she got up and started dallay dancing. "She was actually quite good," says the informant. Before this, I had imagined that all Death Eaters only had killing on their minds, but it seems that Bella has a soft side after all." "I don�t plan on revealing to the Ministry the place I saw Bellatrix. Seeing her doing her fallay dancing has really changed my outlook on Death Eaters. I mean, if at least one of You-Know-Who�s closest followers likes to practice a muggle girl sport, they may not all be that bad, you know?" |
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