| Suffolk Terrace, Block A, Floor 01 |
| We live in a zigurat in the outskirts of Norwich. There's something you don't hear very often |
| Room 1: Nicz - Our resident tutor from London. Wicked! |
| Room 2: Stef - We're off to Button Moon! |
| Room 3: Mitesh - Our resident bread-chiller from Cambridge |
| Room 4: Sarah - Green hair and green face most mornings |
| Room 5: Emily - Waterstones Rocks! Buh-BYE |
| Room 6: Stella - Miss Artois herself |
| Room 7: Andy - Prefers "booter" to "butter" on his bread |
| Room 8: Kat - Talks like Andy. Get her to say "Liam", it's great. |
| Room 9: Me - Is that soy sauce on your rice? No no, it's marmite |
| Room 10: Anne - Will try to outdrink you all. You dirty whore |
| Room 101: Liam - Our resident non-smoker, 18, GSOH, looking for friendship maybe more. Likes quiet nights in |
| Room 12: Ash - Is he bald? We just don't know. Sound. |
| Also featuring special guests... |
| Nicole - Or is that Miss Nicky? |
| Laura - LOUD YANK! |
| Brenda - Fuck off I'm fired! |
| Amy - Tea stealer, cooker of dinner :) |
| Introducing... |
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| Tom Queree 2002 |