Age: As above
Height: 5' 11" (thats about 1.83m)
Shoe size: 9 (that's British shoes sizes, none of your European or American crap)
Hobbies: None
Interests: Music, socialising, cold pints of Stella (ah non papa, un Stella Artrois!)
Worst haircut you've ever seen: That German kid in St. Malo was definitely the worst, you have to see it to believe it... worse than Mulletron and #1 in the "Mullet Files".
Worst haircut you've ever had: I suppose 1995 was a particularly bad year but it was a bowl and we've all been there so you can't mock me (see pic)
Dislikes: Where do I start? Man there are so many but I'll cite a few examples. Problems with punctuation especially the misuse of apostrophes... it makes me so mad. Grrrrr. Annoying pre-pubescent girls and boys who text on their phones all day thinking they're all grown up - idiots. Kids with chains on their clothes. Stupid people. Ivory smugglers. Bureaucracy in localised government. Stalin et al.
Favourite 1990s-2000s punk trio from San Diego: Blink 182
Health tip: Don't eat so many cheeseburgers, but if you insist, at least put some lettuce and tomato in there like they do at Big Vern's. Mmmm they're obviously the best cheeseburgers in the world.
Favourite "bit" from a recent Simpsons episode:
Angry crowd at movie awards: Boooooo! Booo!
Mr. Burns: Are they booing at me?
Smithers: No sir, they're shouting "Boo-urns, Boo-urns"
Mr. Burns: Are you all saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Angry crowd: "Booooo!"
Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"