Title: Irksome of sorts

Author: Ohyjo

Disclaimer: don't own them and not making a profit though if anyone
thinks i am making a profit out of this i'd wonder about their sanity.

Okay, apologies in advance but I just couldn't resist this challenge

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"Kaboom!!!!!!" Several decks became a bit damaged when the aliens off
the week used their super weapons and hurt Voyager.
Due to a lack of available red shirts (different uniforms) nobody got
killed.

In the meeting room the most important officers where sitting around
the meeting table holding a meeting.

The most important officer, otherwisely known as the Captain and the
rest of the people present were all looking expectantly at Seven of
Nine thertiary something of unasomething 1.
Who naturally had a briljant plan but who was explaining the
difficulties of the plan.

Once that was explained the other's took five minutes to think and
the problems were solved and the space ship could be fixed with it's
usual number off complications to keep things interesting.

The next day the most important of officers', otherwisely known as
the Captain, congratulated everyone on a job well done and ordered
helmboy to resume course to the Alpha Quadrant.

As the rest of the important crewmembers left the meetingroom
contendly Janeway's gaze seemed to follow Harry's but with some
interest but her attention was pulled away from it's target by an
issentant tugging on her sleeve.

It was Neelix. With some impatience she asked the native Delta
Quadranter what he wanted.
"Well, you see Captain," Neelix said, "Yesterday I was nearly killed
because a delta quadrant Vegetable hit me in the head. Luckily the
doctor cured me with Seven's nanoprobes but it made me wonder about a
few things."

"Would you get to the point Neelix."

"Of course, of course. I would just like to apologise for my
Leolaroot food stuff. And for all the times my culinary delights have
caused everyone to take emergency trips to the toilets.

"Why Neelix it takes a great man to admit his wrong it is okidoki
tiptop okay."

"Really Captain?"

"Really Neelix."

"Youre sure Captain?"

"I am sure Neelix."

"Really Captain."

"Really Neelix."

"Captain may I say something else?"

"Of course Neelix."

"Captain do you know how beautifull you are in this dimmed light of
the meeting room?"

"Why Nixxy Boy how nice of you to notice."

*romantic music starts to play*

"Only a fool would fail to notice you beauty my belle Capitain." By
now Nixxy boy puts up his most charming face, and Kathy can no longer
control herself.

A few minutes later the people who pass the meetingroom in the hall
are treated to a passionate.

"Oh Neelix."

"Oh, Katryn."

"NeelixNeelixNeelix"

"KathyKathyKathy."

"Oh Neelix."

"Oh, Katryn."

"NeelixNeelixNeelix"

"KathyKathyKathy."

"Oh Neelix."

"Oh, Katryn."

"NeelixNeelixNeelix"

"KathyKathyKathy."

The doctor never did find out exactly what caused the latest nausia
epidemic among some of the crew. Perhaps Neelix had cooked up
something again…