Fanfic, because everyone needs a break. For all those things that I can't put elsewhere. It's scary how far apart these can get. For all those sites that are way more fun than mine. Mail me here, tell me whatever you like, as long as it doesn't involve lube and barnyard animals. For easy clicking.
*This is a lie. I put it there only to grab your attention, and I have no idea what you are thinking, because if I did, I wouldn't be sat at home right now: I would be out making my way in the world, probably doing guest spots on Jerry Springer. With my own programme on Living TV. And a best-selling 'How to contact dead relatives with only the lint in your belly-button and a tooth-pick' type book. So, rest assured, I cannot read your mind. Except yours. And yours, you kinky devil.
