-Feeding the corpse to wolves as Bryan's version of proper burial
-Dan donning the demon skin; being surprised he turned into a demon
-Dan and Bryan actually working together...to slaughter peasants
-Dan posing as a priest of Lathander in order to steal tithes
-TORTURE
-Joel half-castrating the mayor
-"Look honey! I tied myself up for you!" Best bluff check ever
-Sigh...the Jizzer of Coz; Joel being stuffed into a flying scarecrow
-Every single person ever being possessed by evil Dream Walker
-Dan grappling a bear; also grappling a Colossal Zombie
-Bryan becoming a real estate agent, and 'cleaning house' with great fury
-Bryan taking the core and prestige classes of 4 normal men
-Joel being insane and having an incomprehensible accent
-Hands, Hat, and McWarhammer
-Everyone jumps out of the 3rd story of inn; no one takes damage
-My power to make all my PC's hate gnomes, alignment ignored
-My unwanted ability to roll incredibly well against my PC's
-Athis the LavaBoulder (sung to Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
-Wise and intelligent PC's not always acting that way...somehow
-Five years as mindflayer slaves...and the repercussions thereof
-"Make ten fortitude saves versus death"
-Its a ruse!
-Jonathon Mulcahy, an old man, piloting a mech; later disintegrated
-Same wizard hypnotizing enemies to gouge their own eyes out
-Again, same wizard being convinced to take "the ashes"
-Kublatz and Chewy, aka George and Lenny
-The Druid that thought everything was an acorn
-The necros I have played that I convinced myself are different
-Zeenus Bane (Penis Pain)
-Richard Flagg (Dick Fag)
-Cutting myself up nice...real nice
-"Oh no! I'm dead!" Second best bluff check ever (Mortimer Skeeziks)
-The Forgerino, which no one understood
-The psion being the most powerful class ever
-The psychic warrior being the weakest class ever
-"Oh Hades..."
-The giant who was afraid of pebbles
-Burning down a building because some guy didn't give me his ring
-The orc/dwarf, somehow fused at the spine by lightning
-Joel being stuck in a bag of holding that entire campaign
-Dan stealing an old woman's laundry, hoping it was gold
-The tumbling of rocks
-Being a paladin, but having that session consumed by the might of Rootbear
-Spending what most likely amounts to weeks of my life in dungeons
-"Yeah, let me write that down" Started by Dan, copied by all
-Getting crabs from some prostitute (Poor Dubghal)
-"Joel doesn't do awkward"
"I'm blind, not deaf" (Blind Archer)
-Septren....actually playing a Yuan-ti
