Heidi's wav files...
These are mostly Monty Python... Not that there's anything wrong with that !

1.  3butts.wav : And now for something completely different, a man with
		 three buttocks (Monty Python)
2.  afchant.wav: I'm chanting as we speak (Absolutely Fabulous, Joanna Lumley)
3.  behave.wav : Oh behave (Austin Powers)
3.  Bichtrol.wav: Oh you little bitch troll from hell (Ab Fab)
4.  bird01.wav : I know nothing because I'm a woman... You're not a woman...
	      	 Oh, you bastard (The Birdcage)
5.  bitofun.wav: Shut up you silly bitch, it's only a bit of fun (Monty Python)
6.  boring.wav : Boring (Homer Simpson)
7.  brothel.wav: No no no no no you loopy brothel inmate (Monty Python)
8.  chocolate.wav: mmm, chocolate (Homer)
9.  contrare.wav : Au contraire baby, I think you can't resist me ! (Austin Powers)
10. crazy.wav  : You're crazy ! (Kramer)
11. delight.wav: Oh my nipples explode with delight (Monty Python)
12. diamonds.wav: But square cut, or pear shaped These rocks don't lose their
		 shape Diamonds are a girl's best friend (Marilyn Monroe)
13. disap.wav  : Disappointment doesn't kill. Right, rejection kills. Disappointment
		 only maims (The Truth About Cats and Dogs)
14. doh.wav    : Doh !
15. evilhomer.wav: I am evil Homer! (repeat x4)
16. fartdir.wav: I fart in your general direction (Monty Python)
17. flattery.wav: I might as well warn you, flattery will get you anywhere (Gentlemen
		 Prefer Blondes)
18. fondle.wav : Please fondle my bum (Monty Python)
19. grr_baby.wav: Grr baby very grrr (Austin Powers)
20. horror01.wav: I see you shiver, with anticip.... ation (if you don't know you should be shot !)
21. icki.wav   : We are now the knights who say... (Monty Python)
22. invince.wav: I am invincible ! Invincible ! Owww (Homer)
23. itssilly.wav: Stop that, it's silly ! (Monty Python)
24. knights.wav: We are the knights who say Ni! (MP)
25. naughty.wav: He's not the messiah ! He's a very naughty boy ! (MP)
26. NoAbba.wav : I've said it before and I'll say it again, no more fucking Abba 
27. ohbother.wav: Oh bother (Winnie the Pooh)
28. prepare.wav: My name is Diego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die (Princess Bride)
29. prettygirl.wav: How do you know what a pretty girl wants? (Marilyn Monroe)
30. psycho.wav: I think we've proven who the psycho is... (Seinfeld)
31. repressed.wav: Help, help, I'm being repressed ! (MP)
32. rodent.wav: Why it's no ordinary rabbit, that's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered
		rodent you've ever set eyes on (MP)
33. shoes.wav : There's an awful lot you can tell 'bout a person by their shoes... (Forrest Gump)
34. silybear.wav: Silly Old bear (Christopher Robin)
35. soscared.wav: I'm so scared... (Blair Witch Project)
36. spank.wav : Yes will you give us all a good spanking (MP)
37. talkveg.wav: If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I'd have bought on at the market (MP)
38. tigger.wav: T I double Guh Rrrr - that spells tigger (Winnie the Pooh)
39. wafers.wav: Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get wafers with it... (MP)
40. wedding2.wav: Dear lord, forgive me for what I'm about to say... (4 weddings)
41. wiggum.wav: Ah just get one of those inflatable women.... (Chief Wiggum)
42. wolfnipl.wav: Wolf nipple chips ! Get'm while they're hot, they're lovely (MP)
43. wontbite.wav: I won't bite... hard (Austin Powers)

That's it :)
2 Jan 2000 * Heidi...