Cinderella: Cast: Director ~ Victoria Assistant Director ~ Jennyanydots Script Writer/costume maker ~ Pouncival Cinderella ~ Rumpleteazer Prince Charming ~ Mungojerrie Dandini ~ Admetus Buttons ~ Pouncival Ugly Sisters (Morticia and Grizelda) ~ Rum Tum Tugger and Alonzo Evil Step-mother (Medusa) ~ Bombalurina Narrator ~ Munkustrap Fairy Godmother ~ Mistoffelees Six Mice (horses)~ Jemima ~ Etcetera ~ Tumblebrutus ~ Electra ~ Demeter ~ Jellylorum Horse (footman) ~ Skimbleshanks Play: (Rumpleteazer walks on stage. She is wearing an overall, and looking sad.) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): I can't believe I'm stuck here with three people I hate! And daddy didn't change his will before he died, so they've got all what I would have had. This lovely…fake…um I mean…mansion. (sighs) There is a strange creaking noise coming from above. The lighting crew fall onto her, taking the whole set with them. Mungojerrie: (running onto stage in Prince costume) 'Teazer! No! (seeing audience) Oh! Hi there! (starts to wave to audience) "Hi Old…. Victoria (director): OFF! Mungojerrie: (looks embarrassed and runs off, leaving Rumpleteazer under the set.) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (standing up, as the set is put back up) They only keep me on as a servant. Cinderella do this. Cinderella do that. I'm so tired of it. (Buttons joins her on stage) Pouncival (Buttons) : (grinning stupidly) Hey Cinders! I've not seen you for a long time! Been busy doing chores for Ugly and Uglier? Victoria (director): (clears her throat and glares him from offstage) Pouncival: You should get something for that! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (trying to continue with the play) Buttons! Don't say that! It's not nice! (Buttons looks sheepish) Pouncival (Buttons): Sorry Cinders. (Voice in the background calls "Cinderella!") Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Sorry Buttons. I've got to go! (Runs off to see what her stepsister wants) Pouncival (Buttons): (sadly) Bye! (To audience) I love Cinderella! She's funny and kind. I wonder if she feels the same? Mungojerrie: (from offstage) Oh Pass me a bucket! Pouncival: (rolls up sleeves and marches offstage towards Mungojerrie) Mungojerrie: (in a small voice) Oops! Munkustrap: Meanwhile, at the Palace. Admetus (Dandini): (To the Prince) Your Majesty? Would you like a Ball on your birthday? Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Yes. (thinking hard) I will. Arrange it immediately. Munkustrap: The next day, the invitations to the Princes Ball are posted through the door of the Mansion. Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): (in a croaky, man-like voice) I don't believe that Cinderella hasn't brought us this post. I think she deserves the sack! Alonzo (Morticia) : (in an equally deep, croaky voice) Oooh! What's that? (Snatching the letter from Grizelda's hands) Looks important! Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): Give that back Morticia! (shouts) Mother! Morticia's stolen my letter! Bombalurina (Medusa) : (shouting) Give it back Morticia. Alonzo (Morticia): NO! Bombalurina (Medusa): NOW! Alonzo (Morticia): (wimpishly) ok. Ok. (hands Medusa the invitations) (Medusa looks very interested in the contents of the letter.) Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): Come on Mother, What does it say? Bombalurina (Medusa): (reading) The residents of your household are invited to attend the Prince's Ball, this Friday, at eight o' clock sharp. You will be required to bring gifts, and it is at this Ball that the Prince will be looking for a wife… (Rum Tum Tugger and Alonzo exchange excited glances) Yours sincerely, King Edward. Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): (screeches) What AM I going to wear? (starts to run about in a blind panic) Alonzo (Morticia): Eek! I never thought of that! Bombalurina (Medusa): We'll just get Cinderella to make us dresses. Then she has no time to make her own, and she can't attend in those rags! (laughs evilly) Munkustrap: Later that day, Cinderella is sat at the sewing machine, tiredly sewing three perfect dresses. (Buttons appears) Pouncival (Buttons): Hello Cinders! Heard about the Ball. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Yes Buttons Pouncival (Buttons): Well, are you going? You are invited aren't you? Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): No I can't (looks sad, and wipes away a tear from her eye). Pouncival (Buttons): Why ever not? Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Because it will take me all week to sew these complicated dresses my sisters and mother want, so I'll have no time to make my own. Pouncival (Buttons): Don't cry, Cinders. The lights fade. Munkustrap: The next day, the two sisters were getting ready for the Ball that evening. They lights brighten again. The Ugly Sisters are dashing round in a mad panic, trying to get ready for the Ball. They are running around, pulling on their clothes, and bumping into everything in sight, making it look like a comedy performance. Grizelda trips on some beads, causing her to fly out of the window, landing headfirst in the pond. Rum Tum Tugger: (wails) Everyone: Are you ok? Rum Tum Tugger: No! My hair! It's ruined! (An extremely angry looking Rum Tum Tugger climbs out of the pond, and makes his way back onto the stage) Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): Cinderella! (Cinderella appears) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Yes Grizelda (politely) Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): Where's my necklace? Get it for me immediately! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Yes Grizelda. (Cinderella exits, and bows on her way out) The lights fade and fail to come back on. Victoria (director): (whispering to Mistoffelees offstage) Where are the lights? Mistoffelees: (whispering) I don't know. I'll go and sort them out! Rum Tum Tugger: (shouting) No! No! I'm blind! (starts to stagger across stage, with this arms outstretched) Victoria (director): (spotting rum Tum Tugger wandering nearer and nearer to the edge of the stage) No! Tugger! Watch out! You're going to fall off the…. There is a loud crash, and a muffled 'Ow' Bombalurina: Tugger! Noooooo…! (dives after him, landing on Old Deuteronomy's knee) Old D: Oh hello! Bombalurina: Ewww….! (gets up and runs off stage) Victoria (director): (weakly) …Stage. The lights come back on. Mistoffelees: (shouts) I did it! Pouncival: (sarcastically) You don't say! Mistoffelees: Is that sarcasm? Pouncival: No Mistoffelees: Oh good! Demeter (offstage): (shouting to the orchestra) Are you ok? Electra: I am! But where's Etcetera…? Rum Tum Tugger: I think I know… Etcetera: (a muffled voice from underneath Rum Tum Tugger) I'm so happy! Tumblebrutus: Get off her Tugger! Rum Tum Tugger stands up, leaving a crushed but happy Etcetera on the floor. Etcetera: He's noticed me at last! Munkustrap: Later that night, the Ugly Sisters, and Medusa make their way to their carriage, leaving an upset Cinderella in the kitchen. Bombalurina (Medusa): Don't forget to scrub the floors! (dumping a scrubbing brush and bucket into Cinderella's arms) Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): And iron my skirts! (shoving a huge pile of skirts at Cinderella) Alonzo (Morticia): And wash all my wigs! (Pointing to a pile of extraordinary wigs on the kitchen floor) (They leave, leaving Cinderella with a huge pile of things to do) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): But…(quietly) I've already done all that this morning! (sits on a stool in front of the fire, and begins to cry) Munkustrap: There is a puff of smoke, and the Fairy Godmother appears. Silence Munkustrap: (shouting) The Fairy Godmother appeared! Victoria (director): (shouts) Misto! You're on stage now Mistoffelees: (grumpily) I'm not coming out wearing this! Pouncival: Yes you are! Mistoffelees: No I'm not! Pouncival: Yes you are! Mistoffelees: No I'm not! Pouncival: Yes you are! Mistoffelees: (In a deadly voice) No I'm not! Pouncival: Yes you are! (makes his way over to Mistoffelees, and pushes him onstage) Mistoffelees stands centre stage, in a frilly pink tutu, carrying a wand. The cast, crew and audience start to laugh. Mistoffelees slowly goes bright red. Mistoffelees: (to Pouncival) Is this supposed to be a joke or something? Pouncival: Yes! Mistoffelees: (turning to Victoria) I thought you said I was playing the Fairy Godfather. Victoria (director): (snappily) Well I lied! GET ON WITH YOUR LINES! Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother) : (slowly backing away from Victoria) Don't cry Cinderella Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (jumping) What? Who are you? (panicked) Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): I am your fairy (pauses, but continues after receiving an extremely dirty look from Victoria) godmother, and I watch over you. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Why are you here? Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): Don't you know, my dear child? I'm here to allow you to go to the Ball. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (eyes widening) Really? How? Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): Well, bring me six mice, a pumpkin, a rat and a horse, and (getting excited) I'll mix them all up in my cauldron! (Cinderella gives him a funny look, and runs out of the room) The lights fade. Munkustrap: The fairy godmother and Cinderella met again in the garden, surrounded by all the things the fairy godmother asked for. Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): Right. Here's you're carriage (waving his wand at the pumpkin) (The pumpkin is transformed into a beautiful white carriage, glittering in the yard.) Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): And you're horses (waving his wand at the mice) (The mice are transformed into six beautiful halves of horses, coats gleaming in the moonlight) Mistoffelees: Ah! Well that does sometimes happen! Etcetera: (from inside her costume) I can't see! Victoria (director): (rolls her eyes, and starts to screw up the script in her paws, with an angry look on her face) Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): (trying to continue) And you're driver (waving his wand at the rat) (The rat turns into a handsome young cardboard cut-out of Mistoffelees, dressed in a clean white uniform) Rumpleteazer: You think you're so clever, don't you? Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): And finally you're footman (waving his wand at the horse) (The horse is transformed into a handsome young man, complete with an identical uniform to the driver's.) Skimbleshanks (footman): (bows and opens the carriage door for Cinderella) Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): Off you go now Cinderella! And have fun at the Ball! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): But.. (looking down at her dirty overalls) Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): (realising he's forgotten about Cinderella's dress) Of course! (waves his wand) A tube of glitter is rolled across the stage to Mistoffelees. Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): (picking up the tube) (to audience) Just amuse yourself for a minute. (shakes some glitter onto his paws, and throws it over Rumpleteazer) Rumpleteazer: (spluttering) I can't see! Mistoffelees: Welcome to my world! Munkustrap: There is a puff of smoke, and Cinderella found herself wearing a beautiful blue dress. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (remembering the script) Wow! Thank you! (still rubbing glitter from her eyes) Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): You're welcome, but hurry off to the Ball. Before you go, you must promise me one thing… Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Anything! Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): You must …(forgetting the script)… bring me back some cake! (licks lips)…(on receiving another evil look from Victoria)…I mean… leave the Ball by 12 o' clock, as when the clock strikes twelve, my magic will cease to work, and everything will be returned to normal! Rumpleteazer: What do you mean 'Cease to work'? It doesn't work anyway! A small giggle emerged from backstage, and the cast turned to see Pouncival laughing hysterically! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): OK. I promise! Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): Good! Then off you go Cinderella! Mistoffelees points his wand at himself, and disappears in a puff of smoke. Munkustrap: Cinderella got into the carriage, and set off to the Ball. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (turns round and gets into the carriage) The audience begin to laugh, as they see Rumpleteazer is missing the back half of her dress! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (mutters) Weird! Pouncival: (begins to creep away, muttering something about not having enough material) (The carriage starts to move slowly) There is a dull thud, and one of the horse's splits in two, leaving a very embarrassed Jemima sat in the middle of the stage. Everyone turns to look at her. Jemima: (starts sniffling) Victoria (director): Oh no! Jemima: Waaaaaaaaaaa…! Jennyanydots comes hurrying on stage, and picks up Jemima, carrying her off the stage Victoria (director): (starts to shred up her script) There is another thud from the group of horses. Electra(back end of horse): You kicked me! Etcetera (front end of horse): No I didn't. Electra: Did Etcetera: Didn't Electra: Did Etcetera: Didn't Electra: Did Etcetera: Didn't Electra: Did Etcetera: Didn't Electra: Did Etcetera: Didn't Electra: (shouts) DID! (slaps Etcetera) Both ends of the horse storm off the stage in different directions. The carriage finally exits the stage, pulled by a lone horse, who seems to be heaving the carriage. Victoria (director): (begins to scrunch her script up, and begins to eat it) Jellylorum: (looks at Victoria confusedly) Are you ok dear? Victoria (director): (between mouthfuls of paper) YES! I'M FINE. Munkustrap: Cinderella arrives at the Ball, and enters the Palace. Rumpleteazer: (running her finger along a ledge, and finding lots of dust) You can tell men live here. All the male cast and crew: HEY! There is a small yelp, and the cast look around to discover Mistoffelees hanging from the chandelier. Mistoffelees: Help me! (wriggling madly) Rumpleteazer: (shouting) SCENE-STEALER! Mistoffelees: I'm not trying to steal your scene. When I disappeared before, I ended up up here! I don't know how no one has seen me yet! Pouncival: (shouting) MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SHORT! Mistoffelees: Hey! (starts to struggle) I've never been so tied up since…No! I'd better not tell you all that… Jellylorum: I wonder what he's talking about? Victoria (director): (sinking into her chair) I don't know (guiltily) Old D: (shouting) Oh go on! Tell us! (seeing all the other cats looking at him) I didn't say that out loud did I? Mungojerrie: (nods) Mistoffelees: (shouting) HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME? (starts to wave madly) The chandelier swings madly. Mungojerrie: (running on with a trampoline) Jump! Rumpleteazer: Where'd you get that from? Mungojerrie: I NICKED IT! Everybody gasps and stares at him. Mungojerrie: And…by nicked … I mean bought. Pouncival: (standing next to Mungojerrie) But cats can't… Mungojerrie: (stands on Pouncival's foot) Pouncival: Ow! (hops off stage) Mistoffelees: (jumps and bounces back off the trampoline, returning to the chandelier, hanging by a thread on his tutu) The chandelier swings dangerously, and begins to fall out of the ceiling. Mistoffelees: (falls off the chandelier, and lands in a heap on the floor) The chandelier is now hanging by a millimetre thick electrical cord. Mistoffelees: Eeeeep! The chandelier falls onto Mistoffelees, and the audience cover their eyes. It pins him to the floor. Mistoffelees: (breathes a sigh of relief) Victoria (director): (runs to the backstage area) (screams) Noooooo….! Victoria (director): (runs onto stage, pulling Mistoffelees from underneath the chandelier) Mistoffelees: (his tutu gets snagged on the chandelier, and comes off) Ah…….well… Rumpleteazer: Ooh! Misto! (covering her eyes, but peeping through the gaps in her fingers) Mistoffelees: (looking back at Rumpleteazer) Well I don't wear anything most of the time anyway! Mungojerrie: (trys to pull Rumpleteazer away) Rumpleteazer: (still transfixed by the sight before her) I'll be with you in a minute Victoria (director): (shouting at Rumpleteazer) COVER YOUR EYES! Mistoffelees: (crawls out from beneath the chandelier) Victoria (director): (to Mistoffelees) Cover yourself up! (walks off stage) Mistoffelees: (following Victoria) Cover what? (indignantly) Munkustrap: (Interrupting) Anyway, back to the story! When Cinderella got to the Ball, she caught the Prince's eye immediately. They spent the night dancing. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (looking at Cinderella, who has just wandered in) Mmmm…who's she? Admetus (Dandini): I don't know, Your Majesty. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Ah well (pushing past Admetus and making his way towards Cinderella) Admetus (Dandini): (flying through the air) Aaaahhhhh! Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (to Cinderella) Hi! I'm Prince Charming! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): I guessed that. I saw you coming a mile off. The size of that thing…. The orchestra stopped playing, and Etcetera and Electra drop their instruments. There is a long pause, and Mungojerrie gives Rumpleteazer a strange look. Sniggers can be heard from offstage. Victoria slides off her chair, in exasperation. Jellylorum goes red. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): …Your crown I mean Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (in a small voice) Oh. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (realising what everyone thought she meant) Don't flatter yourself! The toms backstage start to snigger. Old Deuteronomy seems beside himself with excitement. He is thoroughly enjoying this play. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (desperate to get back to the play) Would you like to dance Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Whatever! They begin to dance and the lights fade. A small 'ouch' is heard as Mungojerrie steps on Rumpleteazer's foot. The lights brighten again. The clock begins to chime. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (shoves Mungojerrie out of the way, and begins to run down the steps. She slips and begins to roll down the stairs, one of her glass slippers falling off as she goes) Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Wait! Will you marry me? Victoria (director): (hissing) Mungojerrie! That's not supposed to happen yet! Mungojerrie: Oh right! Will she marry me in the end? Victoria (director): Yes! Pouncival: (starts to snigger) Mungojerrie: Ok then! Bye! (starts to wave to Rumpleteazer) See you around! Victoria (director): (turning to Pouncival) Ok, what have you done? Pouncival: (squeaks innocently, avoiding her eyes) Nothing! Victoria (director): (turning to the back of her script) WHAT? YOU'VE CHANGED THE ENDING! CINDERELLA'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END UP WITH BUTTONS! Pouncival: Well in my version they do! Victoria (director): (snatches the scripts out of Pouncival's hands, and starts beating him round the head with it) Munkustrap: MEANWHILE at the Palace, the Prince was distraught. The woman he wanted to be his queen had left. Mungojerrie: (whispering to Admetus) What's distraught mean? Admetus: (whispering back) Very upset Mungojerrie: (starts to wail at the top of his voice) I don't even know her name! Admetus (Dandini): You Majesty? I have an idea. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): What is it? Admetus (Dandini): The slipper! Try it on every maiden in the country, and the one it fits will be your bride. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Thank you, Dandini. We will start looking tomorrow. The lights fade. Munkustrap: At the Mansion, Cinderella arrived home to discover her Fairy Godmother was still there. The lights brighten again. Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): (lay on the couch, weeping at a movie, and surrounded by empty food wrappers, quickly makes everything disappear on seeing Cinderella) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (humming to herself) (sees Mistoffelees and jumps) Oh! You shocked me then! Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): Hello, my dear. Have a good time? Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Yes! I danced with…. Mistoffelees (Fairy Godmother): (interrupting) Very good! Must be off now. I'm dying for the loo…(realising what he's just said)….I mean got another job to do! The lights fade again. Munkustrap: The next day, Prince Charming went out looking for his bride. Dandini accompanied him. By the afternoon, the prince was getting annoyed that he hadn't found her yet. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Where can she be? (looking out of the carriage window miserably) Admetus (Dandini): How about there, Your Majesty? Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Ok. Announce my entrance. Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): MOTHER! It's the prince! He's here! (slips on the clean floor, and lands on his face) Bombalurina (Medusa): What? Morticia answer the door. Grizelda make some tea! I'll lock up Cinderella (making her way up the stairs) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (singing to 'Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer' in her room) Bombalurina (Medusa): (turns key in lock, and smiles evilly) Munkustrap: Meanwhile, the Prince had been invited in, and Dandini was explaining their errand. Bombalurina (Medusa): Hello, You Highness. What might your errand be today? Admetus (Dandini): (starts to explain again) Munkustrap: By the time Dandini had finished explaining, both the sisters were desperate to try on the glass slipper. Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): I'll go first (barging past Alonzo) Admetus (Dandini): Here you go…erm…madam. (wrinkling up his nose at the smell) Rum Tum Tugger (Grizelda): (gives Admetus and evil look) Admetus (Dandini): It doesn't fit Your Majesty. (mouths 'Phew' at Mungojerrie) Rum Tum Tugger: Hey! I saw that! Alonzo (Morticia): My turn (pushing Rum Tum Tugger off the chair) Admetus (Dandini): Here you go madam (giving Alonzo the shoe) Alonzo (Morticia): (yells) IT FITS! (showing half of his paw underneath a long dress) Admetus (Dandini): (shocked) So it does! Your Majesty. This is your wife. Alonzo (Morticia): (standing up in the shoe, which is only half on his paw, wobbling and falling over, revealing his deceit to Admetus) Admetus (Dandini): (eyes widening) You have been deceived, Your Majesty! Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (to Bombalurina) Have you got anymore young girls in this house? Bombalurina (Medusa): (anxiously) No, your Highness, none at all. Munkustrap: Meanwhile, upstairs Cinderella had discovered that she was locked in her room. She had gotten her mice to find the key, and pass it to her under the door. Demeter (Mouse): Here you go, Cinderelly. (passing Rumpleteazer the key) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Thank you! (unlocking the door) Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Thank you ever so much! (runs down the stairs, tripping over a banana on the way down, and landing in a heap) Rumpleteazer: Who did that? Pouncival: (mutters) That's what you get by changing my script Victoria (director): (overhearing him) Pouncival? Pouncival: (squeaks) Yes Vicky? (realising she's about to chase him round the stage with the scripts again) I'll start running shall I? Victoria (director): I suggest you do that Pouncival Pouncival: (starts to run away from Victoria) Munkustrap: (prompting everyone to get back to the script) Anyway, Cinderella made her way down the stairs. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (shouts) Wait! Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Who said that? (turning round) Bombalurina (Medusa): It's just our servant girl Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Everybody needs to try this slipper on! Dandini! Bring the slipper! Admetus (Dandini): (taking the slipper, on a cushion towards Cinderella. Past Bombalurina) Bombalurina (Medusa): (sticks out foot) Admetus (Dandini): (not seeing Bombalurina's foot, trips over it) There is a tinker of glass, and the slipper smashes on the wooden floor. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (wails) Oh no! Now I'll never find her! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): Sir? Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Not now! Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): But… Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): What? Do you have to interrupt in my moment of misery? Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): It's important. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): Go on then. Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): I have the other slipper! (taking it out of her pocket) Admetus (Dandini): (wiping a tear from his eye) Sir? I think you've found your princess. Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (getting a ring out of his pocket) Cinderella, will you marry me? Rumpleteazer (Cinderella): (grinning) Course I will you fool! Mungojerrie (Prince Charming): (takes Rumpleteazer's paw, and leads her to his carriage) Admetus exits the stage, bawling like a baby, and yelling 'Its so beautiful' Victoria (Director): (mutters) Honestly! Men! Mistoffelees: (Gives Victoria a dirty look) Victoria (Director): I meant all of them except you Misto. Munkustrap: the Prince and Cinderella married the next day, and they lived happily ever after. The curtains go down, and they have a picture of Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer in a carriage that says 'Newly Weds' stuck on them. Mungojerrie: (wails) What? Do I not get to kiss her? That's why I auditioned! The curtain goes back up, revealing all of the cast, except Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. They begin to sing 'Every Cat' (from the Aristocats) Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer dance onto centre stage. Rumpleteazer: (whispers) Course you get to kiss me you fool (before planting a huge kiss on his lips) Mungojerrie: (emerges with a huge grin plastered all over his face) The curtain goes down for the last time, and the Junkyard is silent. Old D: (wiping a tear from his eye) That was the best play I've ever seen (begins to clap) Victoria: Really? Old D: Yes! It was fabulous! Victoria: (grinning) Of course it was all my idea…. The other cats stare at Victoria evilly. Victoria: What? What you all staring at? Copyright Velina and LilTeaza