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| Absent from football, recently, making babies with Gabby Yorath. Ally McCoist, left. | |||||||||||||
| Ian Durrant, left, - The life and soul of Scottish Football - never to wear green, apparently. | |||||||||||||
| Welcome to the most explosive views on Queen's Park and Scottish Football anywhere in the world.... Hopefully this season will bring more happiness than last in the attempt to reach the incredible heights of the Second Division. Personally, I think Queen's have a great chance, seeing that every other club is going out of business! Ha! So next week Queen's will play the Toffees at Hampden in front of a raucous crowd no doubt. Speaking of which, noise is banned at Hampden, for some reason. The Rock Steady stewards, who would obviously rather be at Ibrox, tell the Queen's fans to quieten down. Of course, we wouldn't want to disturb the players! The ovation at the Hibs game was as loud as the crowd at a "lock-out" game of chess featuring a man who has just lost his mother. And why did the Hibs fans not rise when they scored? Was it: a) They wanted to be respectful to the Queen's fans b) They were so shocked that they actually managed to score a goal, they didn't move c) The stewards strategically placed glue on the arse of every Hibs fan The answer is obviously d) - They all had the collective thought of " Who's mannin' the bus? D'ya ken? D'ya ken? " That went down like a lead balloon. Hibs played their usual European Cast-offs XI mixed in with a few "home grown" players. Which is surprising considering Bobby Williamson is at the helm. We all know that Bobby likes the old uns. Or should that be old huns. Who knows, Williamson might bring in McCoist and Durrant again. If McCoist can shrug off his pie-belly then he can definitely score a few for the Hibees. Durrant may be a problem, though. There would have to be a clause in his contract saying that he could only wear the away shirt of Hibs, seeing as it's purple and that he would only ever play at Celtic Park...on Sundays. Durrant was quoted to have said " I'm no' wearin' that green shite ". A dozing editor at Scotland Today failed to edit out this expletive. It was shocking to hear that "Cowboy" McCormack had been made part-time. What's keeping him at Queen's now? The next good offer in and he'll be away. Who then? Alan Sneddon? The person who said "things can only get better" obviously has never been to an East Stirling vs Queen's Park match. Until next time, Goodbye. |
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