Even Barry Ferguson, handed with another penalty, missed, and now he has to go home and claim some more illegitimate decisions. He now has more penalty goals than he has penalty points on his driving licence. And what about Livingston against Sturm Graz. I think it's a case of "Hasta La Vista, Livvy" for Jim Leishman's men in this tie. I mean, wouldn't you throw yourself in front of an Austrian Nazi if you had to listen to that eejit's poetry all day?
Celtic beat a team that sounded like an expensive pain-killer. Cue Paul Gascoigne to say that he has never heard of Lithuania.
Oh, and Ally McCoist's European goal-scoring record has been equalled by Celtic's Henrik Larsson. Still, it's not too late to get signed by Thistle and score in the Inter-Toto Cup.
Talking of Partick Thistle, our friends from Maryhill, Chic Charnley is back to haunt us. Yes, our very own Eusebio is back in the top-fight after being signed from Kirkintilloch Rob Roy. His acting skills are probably better than his footballing ones. He came on against Dundee and played for 15 seconds before asking for a time-out. When asked, he later said he wanted some chocolate.
It would be funny for him to score at Ibrox against our Govan pals. How about a 35 yard free-kick in the last minute for the winner, before kicking Lorenzo Amoruso square in the testes? He has nothing to lose, because he won't be at Firhill for much longer.......
More "Oh Hampden" very soon..........
