STRANGE GIFTS

Chapter 4 Pan gets in the game.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Whoosh!

The delivery boy was nearly hit in the face as the door was thrown open. Inside, a pretty looking girl smiled at him.

"Er...delivery for a Son Pan?"

"Thank you." She took the box and signed in silence. "Say, can you do me a favour?"

"S-sure..." *She's pretty...* "What can I do for you miss?"

"Is it possible to send a gift to the person who sent me this?" She asked sweetly.

"I guess so. It's anonymous, but we can send it return."

(Eyelash bat) "Oh thank you. Here ya go. Bubye!" She shoved the box into his arms and slammed the door.

He stood there in half shock. There were regulations against this, but she was too sweet to do any harm...

On the other side of the door, Pan gagged and shuddered. *Ewwwwwwww girly behavior sickens me.*

"That wasn't very nice Pan." Videl said tiredly, having just got up.

Pan flashed a smirk then burst into a round of evil 'hohohos'.

*We'll see wants a white Christmas!!!*

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*If that's a reporter, someone is going to be skinned alive.* Trunks trudged half awake downstairs in only pyjamas.
Yesterday he had sent Pan the new round of presents. *Jingle bells...jingle bells...*

He opened the door.

(Floomp)

A whole mountain of SNOW!?! dropped from above.

Immediately he started choking and hacking...PAPER!?!

When his eyes finally adjusted to the falling white pieces that went into his eyes...

"Delivery for a Anonymous-guy-who's-stalking-me-take-this?"

Trunks spluttered paper.

"Sign bub'." The guy in the truck whose contents had just been emptied, held out a clipboard his face in obvious annoyance.

"I DIDN'T ORDER THIS!!!" Spluttered the still paper filled demi-saiyan.

"Ain't my problem bub'. Just sign." The guy stuck a PEN in Trunks's mouth, then directed the clipboard under it. "Thank you."

He drove off, splattering paper mixed with early morning dew on the already chicken-looking Trunks.

"Trunks...what's going on.... HAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bulma fell over laughing, gripping her stomach at seeing her snowball son.

"NOT FUNNY MOTHER!!!"

"Woman! What is the meaning of..." Vegeta just looked at Trunks and joined his mate on the floor.

Growling, the snowball-demi-saiyan waddled away.

His parents still laughing behind him.

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A few hours later...

Trunks was still twitching in anger, carefully removing the last scraps of paper from his precious hair. HE COULDN'T EVEN GO DOWN STAIRS WITH BOTH OF THEM LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF!!!!

Thank Kami, Bura didn't see him, since she woke at noon, as always. If she had...
Trunks shuddered at the amount of blackmail and humilation it would bring.

(Twitch)

Calmly he put the comb down. *Whoever it is will pay...dearly.*

Taking a deep, inner calming breath, he sought happier thoughts. Like what he would give his beautiful Pan the next day...only 12 more days till Chistmas, and the party that will decide his fate. After all this showering of carefully planned presents, she CAN'T resist him.

But...it WAS Pan after all...Maybe a little more thought maybe...

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Pan was smiling all day.

And Bura and Marron was getting suspicious. Pan was the type that just DID NOT smile the whole day. Especially since they were shopping.

They set their shopping bags down on a bench and spun on her.

"Alright. Spill. Why are you so damn happy?!" Bura glared down on her friend intimadatingly.

"Do tell Pan..." Marron leaned in, eyebrows raised.

Normally, any non-psychopatic will spill under this scary scene...but Pan was just too HAPPY!!!

Smiling, as she had all day, she casually sidestepped them, slung her one shopping bag over her shoulder and walked off, whistling.

Bura and Marron nodded to each other.

It was Big goo-goo eyes time.

"Please...Pan...I'm you're bestest fwiend in whole wide the world...tell us..." Bura blinked her large pleading eyes at her friend.

"You wouldn't hold out on us would you Panny...Pweasssseeee? Pweassey please with a cherry on top?" Marron batted her eyelashes over large watery eyes.

Pan grinned. "Nope." *This I will enjoy. Alllllllllllllllllll to myself. Heheheh.*

The two shopaholics looked at her in shock, them simultaneous clicked their fingers.

"Darn."

Conspiratal smirks floated on their faces. Pan has never held out on all their methods yet. They WILL get this piece out information that is just so happy out of her...

"Oh Pan..."

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That night, still smiling, Pan pulled out The Photo.

*I think I'll have this framed.*

She had eluded Bura and Marron's advances in getting her to spill all day. Quite a achievement really and had not given an inch of her acomplishment.

"Shh.....will you shut up Mar!! She'll hear you!!!" Hissed an all too well known voice outside her window.

"Hey I'm not the one who's speaking idiot..." Hissed another back.

Pan rolled her eyes and slammed open the window.

Two female screams rang into the night, followed by painful 'clunks'.

"You guys suck at espionage you know that?" Pan leaned over her window sill.

Bura and Marron looked at her sheepishly.

"Err..girlfriend, what are you doing here? Why aren't you asleep yet?" Bura cursed her words the minute she said them.

Pan raised her eyes brows. "Well, seeing it's my house and the fact it's only 9 o'clock, why shouldn't I be?"

"Hehehe..." They laughed nervously.

A weary sigh escaped her lips. "Alright. Come on up. You guys are just pathectic. I should really put you out of your misery now."

"Yes!" Marron and Bura high-fived each other's black gloves. which matched their perfectly black outfits...even though it was a perfectly lite night.

"Pan...if your friends don't shut up, I'm going to have to tell you to sleep over THEIR place and bother THEIR parents." Gohan's head sprang out another window.

"Heheh...sorry dad. Do you think, they could sleep over?"

"Sure...(yawn) Sure...(yawn) make sure to call Vegeta, Bulma, Krillen...and...18..(yawn)" He popped back in and closed the window.

Pan quirked an eyebrow at her friends. "Coming in or are you going to sleep outside?"

"NO-WAY."


Two futons later...

"Okay, now, tell, why have you been so happy today?" Bura asked.

Marron nodded eagerly.

Pan smiled. "Well...it's because of this..." In a flash a photo snapped between her fingers. "Take a gander at this...."

Bura and Marron sweatdropped, looking at the all white photo with a pair of legs in the middle.

"Remember that stalker? Well, That's him." Pan smirked evilly. "I sent the 'snow'," She did the finger gestures. "This morning."

"THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN SO HAPPY!?!" Marron shrieked.

"Uh ha."

Bura and Marron snorted.

"Gee and here I thought you had some secret proof you love my brother or something...(yawn) What a waste of time."

"Wha...?"

"Goodnight Pan."

The two girls rolled into their futons in sync.

"Well, I'M happy." Pan smiled at the photo and joined them in dreamland.
*Serves that bastard right.*
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