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A/N: Konichiwa minna! Have you ever wondered what would happen when Goten screws up? Hm. Stupid question huh? Well, just what happens when unwittingly, the dark-haired demi-saiyan transports the New Gen-gumi to the time of... Rurouni Kenshin! Yep! Crossover time! MEGA CROSSOVER!!! And yes, I realise the title has absolutely NOTHING to do with anything!!!
Oh yes, 4got bout that. DISCLAIMER: If I owned the likes of DBZ and RK do you THINK I would be writing this!? Well yeah...but I'd be a helluva loot RICHER!!!
Chapter 1- WTF!?!

Kamiya Dojo...

*Is this white enough?* Kenshin Himura, the former Rurouni and Hitokiri held the cloth up in the air speculatively. *Better wash it a little more...Kaoru-dono will need these soon.*

"BUSU!!!"

"THAT'S IT YAHIKO-CHAN! 500 SWINGS!" Came the screaming voice brimming with anger and annoyance.

Kenshin sighed wistfully.

"Don't call me chan BUSU!!!"

"ARGH!!!" Came the scream. Out came the bokken.

The next thing Myojin Yahiko, sole student of the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu knew was the hard, wooden floor.

Segara Sanosuke, freeloader extraordinaire was laughing his head off nearby.

Smiling, Kenshin hung up the last of the laundry.

"Kenshin! Is the laundry done?" Kaoru asked politely, putting the bokken away to his relief.

"Hai Kaoru-dono de gozaru."

That smile made his heart flutter as it always did.

"Beaten again eh Yahiko-chan?" Taunted Sano, helping the eleven-year old up not so gently.

Yahiko muttered something under his breath almost certainly containing the names 'busu' and 'rooster-head' with vengence.

"Would you like Sessha to draw you a bath Kaoru-dono de gozaru ka?" With graceful ease he undid the knot of the apron he was wearing.

"That's okay Kenshin. Yahiko has to do those 500 swings first." She added, glaring at her student.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Still muttering, Yahiko complied, less he get the dreaded bokken again. "One, two..." He began, counting aloud.

"Then Seesha will begin dinner Kaoru-dono de gozaru." With that in mind he turned.

Kaoru smiled brightly. "Kenshin, you rest. I will cook dinner."

She ignored the automatic splutterings from Sano and Yahiko.

"H-hai de gozaru."

"It was nice of you to ask though." And then out of all pretense she kissed his cheek!

"O-oro!?" He stared after her in shock, suppressing the whoop of joy.

Blushing furiously Kaoru went inside.

"HA! HA! Way da go KENSHIN!!!" Sano whooped, laughing at his friend's obvious shock and embarrasment.

"ORO!?!" He spluttered again, touching his cheek in dismay.

Yahiko and Sano howled in laughter.

Flushing as red as his hair he set a glare at them. "Shut up de gozaru!!"

They only laughed harder.

CRASH!!

The sudden noise drove all thought from their minds.

Looking at each other with wide eyes they ran to see the source of the noise.

SPLASH!!

"Kaoru-dono!" Kenshin screamed, jumping to the worse scenerio possible as he ran.

"GOTEN NO BAKA!!!"

They halted in shock.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT BUT NOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST HAD TO SEE WHAT IT DID!!!" A soaking wet man with the most peculiar coloured hair punched the cringing, equally wet dark haired man.

"MY DRESS!!! THIS IS ARMANI!!!" Screamed the soaked woman in an EXTREMELY revealing outfit that barely covered her...ahem.

"ORO!?!" Kenshin exclaimed, finding that was the only thing he could grasp with his shock ridden mind.

A vein popped in the black haired woman's head as she crossed her arms.

The black haired man which Sano concluded to be Goten backed away from her.

"Pan...say something..."

An eye started to twitch.

"Panny? Pan-cha....."

BAMN!!!

Like two strikes of death, two giant mallets suddenly protruded from the man's face, the guilty women still holding the handles angrily.

The other male rubbed his eyes.

"WHAT THE CHIKUSO IS GOING ON HERE!?!" Sano screamed above the confusion.

Yahiko managed to nod.

"O-oro!?"

As if seeing them for the first time, the purple headed stranger looked at them in confusion, then shock, then embarrasment.

"Gomen nasai. " He glanced at the two women behind him, who were currently beating the snot out of the other man. "My name is Breifs Trunks. I'm really sorry for this intrusion." He sighed and pulled the other man out of the fray and threw him to the grass.

The two women glared at the soaked and bleeding male menacingly.

"ORO?!" Kenshin exclaimed again.

"Kenshin what is going...NANI!?!" Kaoru screamed, seeing the mess that was once the koi pond. "MY YARD!!!"

Sano glared at the strangers in distrust.

"Damn baka." The black haired woman kicked the most certainly unconcious male.

"MY POND!!!" Kaoru screamed.

Knocked out of his dazed trance, Kenshin studied the strangers. Besides the peculiar hair colours and clothes, even more amazing was how strong their chi was!

The man called Trunks lifted as piece of limp lavender hair. "Darn."

"Darn doesn't cut it Trunks! DO you know how much this dress cost!?!" The blue-haired woman squeezed the water out of her hair.

"I should as I was the one that bought it Bra!" He retorted.

She made a rude finger gesture.

All of a sudden, Trunks's chi exploded.

Kenshin automatically made a grab for his sakabatou but felt air. *Damn!*

And then, his chi dropped dramatically. "Better." Now dry, he tied back shoulder length hair.

"Sumimasen. I am Briefs Trunks, the wet rat over there is Son Pan, my monetary challenged sister Bra, and the little shit that got us into this mess over there unconcious is Goten. Konichiwa."

Pan shot him a glare. "Who are you calling wet rat Underwear boy!?" Suddenly her chi exploded as well, lifting black strands of waist-length hair.

"Ko....konichiwa. Himura Kenshin de gozaro yo." Kenshin managed in shock. The woman was nearly as strong as he was!

Bra stared at him, smiling before she dried off as well with her chi. *Cutie!*

"S-Sagara Sanosuke." The former gangster said, starring at the barely clothed woman in interest. *Whatta babe!"

"HOW DO YOU DO THAT!?!" Yahiko cried in astonishment, gaping at them.

"That is my student Myojin Yahiko and I am Kamiya Kaoru. Douzo yoroshiku."

The blue-haired beauty fixed the imagined tangles in her perfect hair while her brother nodded.

"Come on baka. We're not done with you yet! For all we know you set us back to the 18th century!" Pan picked up the larger and still unconcious man onto her shoulders.

"19th century de gozaru yo." Kenshin supplied.

"What!?" Trunks exclaimed. He groaned, rubbing his eyes again. "Damn Goten."

"Who are you?" Sano asked in distrust.

The barely covered girl raised and eyebrow delicately. "Didn't nii-san tell you?"

"As in why are you here!?" Kaoru exclaimed, wanting to add, 'In MY DOJO!'

"We're from the future. Very, very, VERY distant future from the looks of it." Pan dropped Goten on the grass nearby.

"Oro!?"

Trunks kicked the man on the ground. "Get up baka!"

He groaned and jumped up, visually untouched and grinning sheepishly.

"WA!!!!" The Kenshin-gumi screamed in unison.

Goten looked around. "Whoa. Land before time man."

With a residing 'bonk' Trunks hit the back of his friend's head. "And who's fault is that?" he demanded with a death glare.

With a hand at the back of his head, Goten grinned sheepishly.

*How can a man act so innocent?* Sano thought, then glanced at the former rurouni. *Ask a stupid question.*

"Sessha don't understand de gozaru."

"Hey, my old japanese ain't that good but doesn't sessha mean unworthy?" Goten said, frowning.

Kenshin nodded noncommitedly.

"And what's with the..." Pan started before Bra clamped her mouth shut, giving her the look that meant 'I want him. Pink gi and all.'

"Would...would you like to have some tea?" Kaory asked uncertainly.

Goten's eyes brightened. "Food!?"

Kenshin knew that look. It was exactly like the one on Sano's face.

"We don't want to intrude..." Trunks began.

"But Trunks....it's foooood!!!"

"Is that all you can think about baka!?!"

Goten nodded enthusiastically.

The New Gen-gumi face vaulted.

"Maa...maa..." Said the very astonished former hitokiri.

"It's fine. Then you can tell us why you suddenly crashed into my pond." Kaoru led the way, her voice holding a hint of steel.

A/N: Well? Whatcha think?! Should I continue?! Well, I AM going to continue, but should I...oh bleh, see yas in the next Chapt!