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This is the page for my continuing series, Crazy4Laby. This latest installment is
You know you've gone over the top when:
63. You scream whenever anyone mentions the word Labyrinth(even if they are talking about the inner ear).
64. You immeadiatly scream "Bite him in the teriyaki!" whenever either you see or hear anything Japanese, but when you see/hear anything that REMINDS you of anything japanese.
65. You beg your parents to get you an aardvark so you can scream "Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!" at it.
66. They refuse and you throw a tantrum (you watch the PBS show Arthur just to shout that at him).
67. Even though you own Labyrinth on VHS and DVD, you've even downloaded it on your computer, you beg your parents to let you watch it when Oddesy(a tv channel) shows it. You win that goblin battle.
68. You make Labyrinth wrapping paper and that's the only kind you ever use.
69. It's so good you keep some to put on a poster in your room
(assuming you have any room on your walls for more LABY stuff at this point).
70. When you come back from the library, your bookbag has these in it: a book about a barn owl, crystal balls, Labyrinths, fairys, goblins, and a LABY movie storybook.
71. You accidently-on-purpose lose the storybook so you have to pay for it (and get to keep it).
72. It's an empty deal for the library:there's nowhere to find another like it.
73. Except ebay.
74. You get there before they do.
75. You are in luck: the one off ebay is like a novel with color pix in it, there are a TON of pix, PLUS all the audiable dialogue from the movie and it's all correct.
76. You read the novelization of LABY so many times you have the whole thing memorized.
77. You recite the first two chapters for speech class.
78. They want an encore speech.
79. Actually, four more encore speeches.
80. So you can finish the story.
81. You go to the zoo and your eyes are GLUED to the owl.
82. Why isn't my little brother either in the zoo or the Underground? you ask the owl. He acts like a cross between monkey and goblin.
83. You ask the owl to come and take your bro away right now.
84. You scream when you bump into Brian Henson at the mega mall. That scream was loud enuf to, oh since we are on his family's topic, WAKE THE DEAD.
85. He doesn't know how to answer that greeting except with an extremly bewildered expression He thinks to himself 'that was loud enuf to wake the dead, I hope he wasn't listening.'
86. You spill that you are a huge fan of his.
87. He autographs your Labyrinth shirt so you'll stop screaming.
(It doesn't work, it just makes you scream louder). Oh, it'll WAKE THE DEAD TWICE!
88. You give him a copy of a Labyrinth sequel you wrote.
89. Maybe he'll like it.
90. That is, if he READS it.
91. You make a beeline for the used stuff in the store you are in
(a plethora of LABY stuff is back there, most stuff still in original packaging)
92. You scream when she gives you the bill: 150.50. (you have a LOT of money!)
93. Brian Henson hears you and hurries away. He has had enuf of your 'greetings' to last him an eternity. So has the rest of his family.
94. You pay anyway.
95. You go home feeling like a queen.
96. A Goblin Queen, that is.
97. You even have a goblin.
98. If your brother counts.
99. You cry like someone died when you lose your Labyrinth cd and you can't think of anything else.
100. You have now written 100 reasons on how to tell if you are crazy about Labyrinth.
101. Your friends (if any) have had quite enuf.
102. You could care less what they say.
103. Brian Henson actually writes you back.
104. You read the letter after you get done screaming, jumping up and down, and falling off your outdoor trampoline and hitting your head on a rock.
105. He says a Labyrinth movie sequel wouldn't make much $$ so he tells you to revise your copy.