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Welcome to CRAZY4LABY!!!!

You know you've gone crazy for Labyrinth when:
1. You have a huge shrine to Labyrinth in your room (and back yard).
2. You make everyone call you Sarah.
3. You dye your hair dark brown and style it like Sarah's
4. You get a note sent home from school asking why you are being called Sarah (and why you sign papers Sarah Williams).
5. The one and only food you eat except for special occasions is peaches.
6. Your room is carpeted in peach pits (under all that is peach patterned fuzzy carpet.
7. There are rats in your room because you eat peaches in your room (you are displeased to note that Rizzo hasn't shown up yet).
8. Whenever you watch Croc Hunter or Jeff Corwin experiance, you shout
"Bite him in the teriyaki!" and when they get bitten you scream (not for the last time) "Hey, why'd you bite me?"
9. You skip school in a green dress(i.e. Sarah's) to recite the thru dangers untold speech by the pond in your back yard.
10. You get another note sent home.
11. Your computer Labyrinth folder is at least 17,000K.
12. All your internet bookmarks are Labyrinth (or related) sites.
13. You tell jokes like *this one is from oddpla.net/Jareth*: Why are Jareth's tight pants unlike Sarah's dream? There's no ball room!
14. You laugh so much peaches (or peach juice) snorts out your nose.
15. You get it on your principal.
16. You get another note sent home.
17. You have a huge five subject notebook for Labyrinth fanfic(and you write very small).
18. When your family gets a new computer you get the old one and dedicate it solely to labyrinth(before you blow it up from too many laby things and buy a new one).
19. You send ecards with Labyrinth characters and jokes like #13.
20. You print off the Labyrinth novelization in case the book isn't on Ebay.
21. It is and you spend 5$ printing it off at school.
22. You print off the Hunger by Melissa Davis *from rattlebeak.com* (all like 24 chapters, with epilogue and prologue)
23. You print off all the Labyrinth fanfiction you have enuf $$ for (and some you don't have $$ for).
24. The school runs out of toner.
25. You get another note sent home.
26. You spend hours looking through every old magazine in the house to see if one so much as mentions Labyrinth.
27. You throw a fit when all you find is one page sized color picture in 10 rubbermaid containers full of old 'zines.
28. You almost die when you think your younger sibling took it.
29. You storm out of the Wal*Mart you are in because you hear they don't make a Ludo, Sir Didymus, or Ambrosious beanie baby.
30. You lodge a formal complaint w/the co's.
31. You are happy when they say they'll make some just for you (but it costs you an arm, a leg, a crystal ball and a nipperstick).
32. You spend all weekend looking for a place to buy crystal balls on the web.
33. You throw a tantrum when you realize they are acyrilic, not crystal.
34. So you buy four of them for 30 dollars.
35. You stay up all night trying to do the routines with the 'crystals'.
36. You fall asleep with one in your hand.
37. You have a dream and the ball is a peach in the dream.
38. When you wake up you almost yell, "Eeew, oh!" but you can finally do the routines as good as Micheal himself.
39. You make a list on the signs to tell if you are crazy about Labyrinth.
40. People actually read them.
41. And like them.
42. You'd sell them if it wasn't copyright infringment.
43. You go to a David Bowie concert and make a sign that says "I'll be your goblin queen!" and wave it high above the crowd.
44. He almost trips over his own feet and gags on his mike when he sees it.
45. When he asks for requests you run up to the stage and scream As the World Falls Down at the top of your lungs while everyone else (including DB) just sits there and stares at you.
46. Concert security kix you out.
47. You write letters to David Bowie with To The Owl Man on them.
48. He gets them.
49. He recognizes the handwriting from that crazy fan at the concert.
50. He writes back anyway(besides, he did weirder stuff than that and he's famous).
51. You go crazy when you get the letter and signed photo back from him.
52. Your parents send you to a shrink(finally).
53. She asks what is so good about this movie.
54. She shows you.
55. She goes crazy over it.
56. Your parents find out and quit sending you to a shrink.
57. Besides, it didn't work anyway.
58. You scream when you find a pic of DB w/o his shirt on.
59. Everyone in the house stares at you funny.
60. You retort You have no power over me.
61. You get grounded for a week
62. But you have a laptop they don't know about and you get on during study hall at school