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Watch out! A giant coin's about to run over you! Jackie, the Rodeo Clown! I'm havin' the time of my life! Viper: Jackie? Please explain, what is that?" Jackie: "Uhhh... I think that's my uncle..." AHH! Alien! It's inside me!!!!!!! GWAAA!!!!!! Try one of my New York style bagels and I gotcha! Put me down! I don't wanna be anywhere near you when that thing blows! I know it doesn't work anymore, but it's still my favorite 'cuz it looks cool. Bullets cannot harm me! I snorted so much crack, I'm bullet proof! Rule number one about dating: Don't put your eyes where you want to put your hands. I woke up this morning and I can't seem to remember what happened last night. Cool! Alien! [Robotically]:You are to come with me to Zelos 5. Also known as 'The Brain Slug Planet ...Also, doctor, you should never look at the "z"'s under Ash's eyes. You know, from Pokemon? Anyway, you'll get them too, if you look at them too much. Believe me, that's how I got these. The DBZ reject is going to try out for Sonic the Hedgehog. Okay, Jade. You throw the book through the window and we'll run! Behold my wooden feet! Ah! Leg humping dog! ...Wait a minute... THAT'S NOT A DOG!!!! We now return to: When Men In Dresses Attack! Bai-Tza: Hey, Kids! Bai-Tza here! And I was about to uh... tell you today's letter... but I'm really fucked up right now! So I'm gonna get Hsi-Wu to tell you! Hey, Hsi-Wu! Can you tell us what today's letter is? Hsi-Wu: Sure, Bai-Tza! Today's letter is... "Three"! Bai-Tza: Uh... Hsi-Wu? "Three" is not a letter... It is a number. Hsi-Wu: Oh. Well, then today's letter is... "JOINT"! Bai-Tza: Uh... "Joint" is also not a letter... It is a word... Hsi-Wu: It's "Joint", damn it! Bai-Tza: Okay! Okay! But... Why is todays letter "joint"? Hsi-Wu: 'Cuz "three"'s the number of "joint"'s I smoked today! Bai-Tza: Uhhh... Hsi-Wu: Shut up! Bitch-saw Bai-Tza: Did you just call me "Bitch-saw"? Hsi-Wu: Huh huh huh... Yeah. Bai-Tza: I'm so wasted right now *giggle*. Captain Black's reaction to being told that what he was drinking was not coffee.
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I don't think she wants to 'just be friends' Well, there'll always be next year's science fair. Hey, I TOLD him not to touch my sandwich! Man, the cooking channel will let just about anybody have their own show these days... You know, if you squint hard enough, you can actually see his promotion vanishing into thin air... AHH! The Deathstar! You completely blew that last turn! You'll never get your license at that rate! So THAT's what 69 looks like... Daolon Wong finally discovers a little thing called a 'mirror' Uncle ponders the old chicken/egg debate Boy, I'm getting all kinds of erotic foreplay ideas just looking at this... Someone seems to be making a not-so-subtle drug reference... Boss, Finn would like to know if you would like to go out with him soemtime- I see that the Chan family has been dipping into Uncle's stash of 'special' tea again. Okay, I knew that master/apprentice relationships could be close, but this is too weird.
More from Spleefie! Hak Foo just found out that Chow was making the moves on BallroomBlitz... Neener neener nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I will take all of Spleefie's tomato soup and rule the world!!! 'It was horrible!!! I was going to the bathroom and the door wasn't shut all the way, so I didn't think anyone was in there...I opened the door, and I saw Mama Tohru NAKED!!! It was the most ungodly thing I ever saw!!!' You want a piece of me, old man? Bring it. I'll kick your ass any day! Hsi Wu loves bringing this look to Jade's face. ...Ha! Ha! Yes, I'm high as a kite, goddamnit! Ha! Ha! And...Ha! I can't stop laughing! Ha! Ha! Um...hi? Love this screencap! Sometimes it's nice to be a kid again... (SNAP) (CRACK) Ow... Daolon Wong knew terror as he had never known it, as seeing that Shendu had not only double-crossed him, but would play...interesting games with him later... Oh, the rapture of orgasm... Evil laughter is great for stress relief.
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