Submitted by Demon Uncle and Professor Doom!
Whoa! Valmont! It;s huge! You outta be very proud of that!
This outta be funny as hell!
See what happens when you feed the animals! They think they can get more and they try to get more!
I'll give you three seconds to let go. One...Two...
Ooh. The sun is pretty when you stare directly into it.
AAH! It burns!
It looks like a sex toy!
This is all your fault!
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
A Mac-10!? Don't shoot! I surrender!
Where is Tohru's other arm?
I think this is a splendid idea! What do you think, Mr. Hand?
Give me that, damnit!
I've been a baaaaad boy...
Gentlemen...I present to you...My own strip club!
The leprechaun told me to burn things.
Whoa. Backdoor sluts 9! No wonder he fainted!
Reveeeeenge!
Jackie! put me down ot I'll summon my evil twin! TOO LATE!
You little fuck! it's all your fault!
I smell the smelly smell of soemthing that smells smelly.
I'll get you sons of bitches!
Uh...I didn't do it!
See what happens when the gravity shifts from the floor to the walls!
Whoa...she should get that mole checked.
You lost Fluffy!? NO! Not Fluffy! How could you!?
Praise the lord!
This building will self-destruct in ten seconds. Ten...Nine...Eight...
Ah hell no!
Hey! When I cross my eyes it looks like there's two of you!
God almighty! What happened to Billy Goat!?
Huh. You're a pretty lady. *HIC*
This is all your fault! I never wanna hear your name again!
Hey Jackie! I'm feeling awfully manly today! Wanna do something manly?
You've looked the same ever since you were five!
Here's the plan: You hold him down and I'll punch!
See what happens when you watch too much Dragonball Z!?
No, Jackie! Don't grab it! If you do, it'll be the end of us all!
I'm da phat cat in da hat in his crib, G! An' I'm gonna bust a cap on dat bitch, Jackie!
I want chicken! I want liver! Meow Mix! Meow Mix! Please deliver!
A bludger from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Do I hear 50? 100? Going once! Going twice! SOLD! To the ugly rich dude!
No! None of you can ever hold Kitty!
Submitted by Gina-chan/Ginusha!
Ahhhhh, after many years of intense searching, I've finally found great-grandfather's stash of 'Dark Chi Nudie Bitches'! Oh happy day indeed!
To the TV viewers it might seem as if the breeze is blowing, but in reality Tohru ate a 50 burrito lunch earlier and was now bending down to pick up a quarter.
...And then I forced your Uncle Jackie's head down like this, and told him it better be damn well worth the 20 bucks I just paid him.
OH ALL RIGHT! (mutters) You damned Chinese with your crazy customs.
That's right. I want you to shove this up his ass while I videotape it. It'll be fun fun fun!
It doesn't take a scientist to see where this'll be going: An evening of 'Good Cop, Bad Cop', then a morning visit to the proctologist.
The trio became giddy after words after being told that yes, you CAN get rid of genital crabs.
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