Submitted by Shadowcell!
Now, Jade, sex with a demon is baaaaad. But you said we could last night, and then you conveniently had to go to the bathroom for six hours. Awww, but Jackie, Uncle said sex with a demon is bad too! Come on, you bedded Bai Tsa last night! KAMEHAMEHA! Jade, listen carefully. I was not with Viper in a hotel room all night. Understand? Jade went to a party last night and paid the price for her fervemnt alcohol consumption. A sordid affair is caught on film... Beware...Shendu...Viagra... El Toro was prompted to wear his mask first because of his hideous acne Viper, not in front of the children! Sometimes when we take acid we see things we don't want to see... The pain of hangover strikes again... No, Jackie. I am your father. Join me, Jackie, and together we will rule the galaxy as...uh...a couple of guys! Little does Section 13 know that the Dark Hand's leader is actually a Columbian drug lord who, in this case, has overused his product... Ratso attempts to revive the Van Halen guitar style This picture is weird enough without a caption. Jackie, I told you to go pick up milk and bread! YOU UNLOVING BASTARD! Ohh, my head...that's the last time I go bar-hopping... Sure, Tchang Zu may be the toughest of the demons, Hsi Wu the most cunning, Bai Tsa the most slippery and elusive, but all the women love Tso Lan for an obvious reason. Hsi Wu recently went with Jade to the scenic Chernovyl, site of one of the most damaging nuclear meltdowns in all of history. Alright, you little wrestler-worshipping taco kid, let's get one thing straight. Jade is mine. If you dare touch her, I'll personally put your balls through a vice, twist them off your body, and shove them down your throat with a heated iron. Got it? Shendu is revealed as a hopleless computer geek who fears the light. When fire-breathing demons have chili. The embarrassment of morning face Tchang Zu, deciding that it was too difficult to try to take over the world, instead turned to acting, becoming the star of the hit Broadway musical, 'Demons 'n' Things' Po Kong appears to be enjoying herself, but who or what could be sick or desperate enough to do that is far beyond me. Dai Gui, KING of steroid abusers...
One more from me...sorry...I COULD NOT RESIST THIS...
They're a bit young for bondage, don't you think?
Submitted by KikiBug!!! ...And it only took them three tubes of Ultra-Brite! First Uncle and now the DH? We must stop this riverdancing! Jackie, did you hear? Captain Black likes Viper! Oh-mi-gooooosh! She is, like, sooooo lucky!!!
And more insanity from the twisted mind of Spleefie... Nice legs, honey Wanna play with this with me? I need a woman!!! Such a sweet, sad expression...awww What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Bondage time. Teehee. Break out the whip. No, a van is a fun place to do it! Really! I did NOT know that 'Children of the Corn' had such a huge fandom... There there now, don't cry... You did it with Portia, didn't you? Dear God no This brings a pissed off Vegeta up in my mind every time I see this. Kids...here's your babysitter. Yeah! We can poke him again...and again...and again...see if he bites! You know, it wouldn't be such a bad idea to trim these nails... Mmmm...look at these...ahh... Gotta love this SC Hsi Wu decided to try soemthing new as part of foreplay, though Jade was not entirely sure if she liked this too much. Okay, childen! First lesson in bondage and domination!
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