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Ooh, yeah, baby! Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiing it! I know I said I wanted to be surrounded by chicks...but not like THIS!!! DEAR GOD!!! NOT THE NUT-SACK!!! Look at what I can do! This is the last time I leave a used condom lying around C'mon, you keep making up some excuse EVERY night to avoid it. How long can this go on??? A rather disturbing image Guess who has a crush on you I want my beer and Playboy magazine, woman!!! Okay. This is the last time I let Jackie alone at the National Marijuana Convention There was a awkward silence in the office as the stripper revealed herself to not be exactly what they thought she was Ow. Elvis is alive? DEAR GOD!!! One moooooooooooore thing! Do not make fun of Uncle's outfit! This vicious bitch always goes for the... Just the aftermath of another wild night with Hsi Wu Tohru was better off wearing these black overalls. MUCH better off... Jade is old enough to have the Talk! No she's not! Yes she is!
Submitted by KikiBug!!!
Why couldn't it have been Finn??? (EWWWWW) Captain Black realizes with shock that he has no hair. Don't be stupid! Jackie will be happy to know that we eloped! God dang it, I said Meow Mix, not Kitty Chow! Uncle's response after he found out that he was the uncle-in-law to Hsi Wu. Jackie!!! HOW could you??? And with HIM, too!!! Dry skin is a big problem. Really dry skin...is another matter. The Dark Hand's night job...
Submitted by Tajeri L Extremo Luchadore!
Uncle! Mama Tohru's pregnant and Jackie's the father! Sugar. Spice. And Everything Nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect girl. But Profesor Utonium accidentally added another ingredient to the conoction-Chemical J. Add in Hsi Wu, stir nicely, and it's orgy time! Yes, there are a few black sheeps in Hsi Wu's harem... For the last time, Sister Bai, Jade and I make out only once every hour! If you failed sex education, believe me, you're not alone. One more thing, he should never go to Smut Burger ever again Jade loves getting ahead of the action, but this is ridiculous... No skinny minny Taco's going to touch my girl and live! Homegrown melons, eh? Please, do open your blouse so I may taste them. Jade, please, I'd do anything for you. Landing you at school, making the mayonnaise for your sandwicnes, anything... What happens if you tell a demon he has no sex scene... Once you've got a girl, beware of jealous relatives. Be REALLY aware Know what's creepier than a demon boy? A demon boy with zits. Ah, the pleasures of Jade's mouth Some men don't know how to react to pairs, but Seymour's a natural! Hey, he was STILL single at this time, okay? Hsi Wu showed his family a home movie about his honeymoon. Even Jade couldn't believe half of what she did. Poor Hsi Wu. After getting laid, his mate leaves for school without a 'goodbye' 1, 2, 100! Now where would she go for me to land her? Hsi Wu likes voyeurism. Jade does not. You do the math. Yes, that's right, Jade! A little wider...little wider...heh heh heh!! Poor Hsi Wu. So hungry for love. How Jade would reply if Hsi Wu's love didn't measure up
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