By Spleef
This is WAY better than Spleef's tomato soup... Who would have thought arts and crafts could be so delightful? Say it. Who da man? Who da man? Who da man??? Ah, HERE's the Kama Sutra... Come here, sweet cheeks! Time for some heavy-duty snog! Yeah! He hit me! He pulled my hair and called me names! And he... Come here, sweets! Time to give your man some! Won't you come out and give your favorite Demon a kiss? Woah...I must be as high as a kite! !f that's where you sleep...well, then...THAT's what I call rock bottom...
Submitted by Logan...gotta love that guy's sense of humor...
The riverdance craze must be stopped at all costs... Does it cure a upset stomach? Damned if I know, but it gives you a dandy erection and minty breath... When the elderly attack...tonight on FOX Magic shrooms and three pots of tea...a recipe for disaster That's right, folks...Uncle's mystery tonic will put the pep back in your step, the swing back in your thing...I'm also a client... There was a awkward moment for the cast when it came time to delegate who would be the one to try and get Uncle to put his pants back on... The kinda love scene that makes you long for a nice Jade and Tohru sex fic. Just the aftermath of another freaky saturday night for the chan man. Poor Jackie realizes the sad truth that his animated series has gotten more popular than his film series... He's been like this since he waleked in on Jade and Hsi Wu...err...studying. Just another satisfied customer for Uncle's mystery tonic. Jade was just grateful that she had the foresight to bring a book for what promised to be a very long wait until help arrived. Jade decided that if she was going to have to share a bathroom with Tohru, she would have to demand a lock for the door. Now what possible use could I find for a boyfriend with a tail? Sometimes multiple personality disorder can be a real hoot... You know...me, you, and bat boy could have a threesome and it wouldn't be cheating... They tell tales of a man who came through town...he was a mysterious one, single-handedly saved the town from a army of murderous warlords...of course, after he left, the town had to fold anyway since he singlehandedly ate all the crops, livestock, and three small children. The ultimate challenge for any resturaunt who dares to boast complete satisfaction guaranteed. There's chocolate in here, right? You've always got to be careful around Tohru if he misses his noon feeding... Love is in the air... No, El Toro...hitting it will not make the contact stop hurting... Is anyone else troubled by this picture? I pity the fool...I pity the fool...I fool the pity... AW FUCK! My, that spandex leaves nothing to the imagination...Oh, El Toro...you're the greatest... You're not as cute as Jade...don't try, little taco boy... Paco shivered with orgasmic bliss over the manly aroma which reeked from the mask. Jade tried to find a way to get the hell away from him as fast as possible without losing her cool demeanor... Okay, listen up, you little fucker! You shut your mouth or I leave a sneaker in a bodily opening of my choice! Nice guns there, taco... WHY MUST EVERY FANGIRL CALL ME SCHMOOPIE??? Evil mastermind to some...Valmont really had a soft and sensitive side... Don't worry honey, it happens to all guys sometime... Finn was Elvis, if Elvis dressed for disco, couldn't sing, and wouldn't leave. Disco's not dead! it's NOT! It CAN"T be! Just five minutes...I'll show that little Mexican brat that Jade is NOT on the market...grr, where's a interdimensional tear when you need one? You're kidding me...that little Mexican antre' gets another episode with Jade??? AHHH! Demon sperm! AHHHH!!! A disgruntled Britney Spears fan breaks onto the show and proceeds to tie up Jackie and try to convince him that she is more than just another pretty face, she has a beautiful mind too...and then she laughed...and laughed... Jackie is hypnotized by his reflection on Black's cranium in the mid-day glow Where EXACTLY is she grabbing???
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