A Visit From St. Nick--The Fractured Version





'Twas the night
Before Christmas,
When all through
the House
Not a creature
Was stirring,
Not even a Mouse--



Well, maybe One Happy Mouse.






The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care,
Kitty is hoping
Santa soon would be there.









"Don't Wake the Kitty!"









The Children Were Snug In Their Beds While Visions of Cup Cakes Danced in Their Heads (Who Eats Sugar Plums?)






When From Outside
Came Such a Clatter
I sprang from Bed
To see What was the Matter.
The Moon Was Shining
On the New-Fallen Snow
And It Gave a Luster
to Objects Below.
When what to
My Wondering Eyes
Should Appear, But
a Miniature Sleigh
and Eight Tiny Reindeer.





With a little old Driver, so Lively and Quick, I knew in a Moment It must be St. Nick! And then, in a Twinkling, I heard on the Roof The Prancing and Pawing Of each Little Hoof-- And Some Strange Sounds?





As I drew in my
Head and was
Turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nick
Came with a Bound.



(Santa's light on His Feet for a Big Dude!)



He spoke not a Word, But went straight to His Work--
Actually, Santa Brought Elves to Do the Work For Him.



Santa(?) filled all The Stockings Then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger Aside of his nose, Up the chimney he rose. And I heard Him Exclaim as he drove Out of Sight,
"Santa Has Left The Building!"
"I'm going to Las Vegas!"









Year of the MouseYear of the MouseYear of the Mouse














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