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Lynes(pronounced-LynNess) was born in the Spam Capital of the world--GUAM! She lives with her parental units in a three bedroom house, uncomfortably located 12 minutes from the mall and the rest of civilization on the tiny island.
Big ol' sunglasses allow her to travel from point A to all the other points in her silver Toyota Echo, without being molested by her many loving, adoring, loyal subjects.
When she grows up, she wants to have a rock-star cpmplex--hey, everybody's gettin those thingys nowadays!
Lynes's life is shrouded by mystery and intrigue, probably because she is an only child...what is it they say about only children again?? "They've got issues."
By day, she's a student at the University of Guam, which has, in exchange for her toils, taken her mortal soul. By night, she procrastinates.
In her spare time, she enjoys stalking "Chocolate Pudding"...She also likes to update her webpage.
She also spends her time thinking about "Chocolate Pudding" and plotting world domination one day at a time, with the help of her friend "Big Hair Girl".
When she's not immersed in the Fantasyland of Television, she resides in the Fantasyland of the Past, with which she has a love/hate relationship.
Lynes watches too much television, and as an effect of the radiation from the screen is sentenced to wear Coke bottles for the rest of her life, at least until the Big Giant Head invents a way of restoration for the damaged pupils. She is hard-headed and only wears her Coke bottles in Psychology class...to look "smart".
After much consideration, and groggy hours in an 8am psych class, Lynes has come to the conclusion that she is borderline schitzo, obsessive-complusive, and manic-depressive... much of this is the probable factor of sleep deprivation for the entire first semester of freshman year at college. Got Prozac??
Other than bitching on a regular basis, Lynes is absolutely doubtful that she wil find her major and finally declare it by Fall of next year. She is not yet sure what she wants to do with her adult life, but she cherishes a secret dream of becoming a superhero so that she can wear a cool-ass costume.
She firmly believes that she'll be rich and famous one day, but she doesn't really want to work for it. Does Bill Gates have a son ?
When she is not toiling under the whips of her parental units, she likes to go to the movies and laugh at all the cute couples who make her jealous with their hand-holding and shit like that...do they know how funny they look?? Get a hotel room you freaks!!
She also enjoys terrorizing the neighborhood dogs and growling at the slow-moving tourists on Marine Drive.
Sometimes, she even stops whining long enough to watch great TV movies on Lifetime, television for Women. Got a tissue?
When she's not chatting away on MSN messenger, wasting precious study time, she is reading up on the finer points of creating a theocracy in her own image.
She is currently obsessed with completing a large collection of Buffy The Vampire Slayer episodes and adding them to her video library.
Anyone wishing to buy Lynes's affections should start by sending her a portable Sony DVD Player...