For The Love Of My Life
For the love of my life.... Toddums.
"My dear sweet Toddums." With your oh-so-sexy laugh... I cant help but write beautiful poetry about you, all too personal for your eyes. And I wish I could share all my dreams about being bitten by snake-ish things with you. (Mr. Yerger didn't even try to save me!! He just kept doing his circus chair-balancing act...) And if only you had been there to watch the pygmy things, and the guy that stole the skin but not the hair. WHY DIDN'T HE STEAL THE HAIR??? Why, Toddums, why? If only you had been there...
If only, Toddums. If only.
ERRR! ERRR! ERRR!
And now for April's paragraph from the email I wrote to Toddums during SEVERE hyperactivity at Marse's...
Rereading it, I realize how retarded I truly am... (As Marse said, "Oh the excitement is building!!!!" Except not with quite as much enthusiasm.)
"dearest toddums,
HELLOOOOOO! cant believe you backed out. but i just want to let you
know... your laughter brings joy to my heart <3. teehee teehee
teehaw. put. put. you missed a great movie, a jolly good time. marse
had her head hidden the whole time so we were laughing the whole time.
the mummy guy was stealin ppl's skin but he was still bald! WHY DIDNT
HE TAKE THEIR HAIR??? "why are you killing me?" "well, i like the
color of your hair. AND I'M BALD!" "okay." that was a scene in my
version of the movie, dearest toddums. can i call you that? know
what? MARIANNE LOVES BLINK! ERRR! oh yeah we made err and mer noises
throughout the movie, the ppl in front of us must have been annoyed.
and at one part the girl sighed all loud and weird and i burst into
laughter. i guess that is better than bursting into song. WOO.
toddums.... i am so afraid you will think i am a huge freak... sniff.
well, u missed a jolly good time at the theatre. la la la. oh here is
my song: drive drive drive la la la. except see i am smart so i can
tailor my song to fit any situation, so this version is "movie movie
movie la la la" or... "toddums toddums toddums la la la." see... i am
muy smartzo. spanglish. aprilish. OPIE-ISH. okay i know i make zero
sense but i think i am on a severe sugar high or somethin, toddums.
hope you enjoyed my very long paragraph. always remember: if you are
bald and you have the power to steal skin... take the hair with you.
now it is storytime. once... i had a dream. i dreamt i rode my horse..
and then i saw god. the end. no that wasnt a real dream. but i will
tell you a real dream i had. well... it all began when i had to go to
the aquarium with my bio class and my sister. well all the ppl were
like "dont put your hands in the water" so i didnt. but then... oh here
it gets fun.... then i found a snail on the floor and i felt bad for him
so i put my hand in the water. i was trying to stick it to the wall but
it wouldnt stick and i felt this pain in my arm. this thing in the
water had bitten me, it looked like one of those things that pop out of
a can as a joke. they say its peanuts but BANG the snake things jump
out when you open the can. do u know what i mean? well anyways, it
looked like that except w/teeth. so i looekd at my arm and it had this
HUGE BUMP and it was growing and i was scared so i was like "SOMEONE
TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!" and i found mr yerger cuz he went w/us and i
was begging him to take me to the hospital but he was busy. he was
balancing 2 folding chairs on each other each on one leg and he was
standing on top like in a circus act. i think i died. the end. APRIL"
Part of Marianne's section to my Toddums:
"I had no leg room, and april was sprawled across the
back seat....We should have put her in the trunk...she was mer-ing the
whole way home. I would
tell you one of my dreams, but it would take up way to much space..lets
just say I had a master, and he was teaching me to be a ninja. and the
grim reaper told me to kill my master, but I didn't want to...what a
dilema!"
The End.