THE ULTIMATE RELIGION.
UltraMegaChris (guy) and I have created our own religion. It is based on the belief that everyone should worship ME. And goats. They are funny animals. And all our followers know the truth that goats are really male sheep, because they REALLY ARE. No one wants to admit to it tho. Also, Pistachio Pudding is from the devil; Pistachios are hard and pudding is soft, so they do not belong together! AND ALL GUYS OF OUR RELIGION HAVE TO WEAR SEXY FLAIR JEANS AND A PRETTY SCARF JUST LIKE ULTRAMEGACHRIS! If you misbehave, you are beaten with giant Q-Tips, or you have underwear shoved in your face. And all ppl of our religion know that "Barry" and I are not an item... Anyone that says he is will be beaten with Q-Tips. Even if they are my BROTHER. Ack. I can't help what football team he likes... More to come....
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