SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES:
"Worry never robs tomorrow of it's sorrow; it only saps today of it's strength" -- A.J. Cronin
"This above all: to thine own self be true." – Shakespeare
"Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in." -- Katherine Mansfield
"When it gets dark enough, you can see the stars." -- Charles A. Beard
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." -- Harvey Fierstein
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead." -- Scottish Proverb
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that the stuff life is made of. --Benjamin Franklin
The true miracle is not walking on water or walking in air, but simply walking on this earth. --Ven. Thich Nhat Hanh
Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow. --Maria Mitchell
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. --Mark Twain
Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. --St. Augustine
I love you
Not only for what you are
But for what I am
When I am with you --Roy Croft, Love (first stanza)
Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver. --Barbara De Angelis
Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. --Robert Heinlein
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time. --Hobbes
On reflection, one of the things I needed to learn was to allow myself to be loved. --Isha McKenzie-Mavinga
Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. --Rumi
"My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
--William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life. --William Wordsworth
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." --Cynthia Nelms
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?"
"The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau]."
"Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry."
"A guy walked into a bar. He was treated for minor injuries."
"Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you."
"Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain."
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I."
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"A steak a day keeps the cows dead."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't."
"Skydiving...good 'till the last drop."
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must befound and stopped."
"What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over."
"Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come." (I don't know what's up with this quote but I found it really funny!!)
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