A guy was driving down the road one day and he saw this huge pink house! Except the weird thing was that everything about it was pink. It had a pink lawn, pink porch, pink trees, pink flowers, pink door, pink everything! He was so astonished by this house that he wasn't looking where he was going and, oopsies, he ran his car off the road and into a ditch.
"Oh crud..." He didn't have a cell phone with him and there weren't any other houses around, so he walked to the pink house. He went up the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, up the pink stairs, onto the pink porch, and rang the pink doorbell that said "Pink pink!" A lady in a pink robe with pink hair and a pink poodle answered the door.
"Excuse me, ma'am, my car ran off the road down there. Could I use your phone?" asked the man.
"My phone is out of order but a repair man is coming tomorrow, so you could spend the night. Tomorrow morning you can use the phone," answered the pink woman. She led him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall and into the first pink room which had pink wallpaper with little pink butterflies. He was so tired that he fell right asleep.
Another man was driving down the road, blasting his radio and he saw the house. He kept staring at it as he drove by (wondering, Hey, how in the heck do they have a pink lawn??), and soon he ran off the road too, into the same ditch. He sighed and walked back to the house to see if he could use the phone. He went up the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, up the pink stairs, onto the pink porch, and rang the pink doorbell that said "Pink pink!" A lady in a pink robe with pink hair and a pink poodle answered the door.
"Hi, I accidentally drove into that ditch down there, and my car is stuck, so could I use your phone?" he asked the pink lady.
"My phone is out of order but a repair man is coming tomorrow, so you could spend the night. Tomorrow morning you can use the phone," answered the pink woman. She led him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall and into the second pink room with pink walls. He was so tired that he fell right asleep in the pink bed.
A third man was driving down the street. He saw the pink house and, you guessed it, he ran right off into the ditch. (It was getting a little crowded in the ditch with three cars by now.) He too, had to go up the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, up the pink stairs, onto the pink porch, and rang the pink doorbell that said "Pink pink!" A lady in a pink robe with pink hair and a pink poodle answered the door.
"I left my car in that ditch, so could I possibly use your phone?" he asked.
"My phone is out of order but a repair man is coming tomorrow, so you could spend the night. Tomorrow morning you can use the phone," answered the pink woman. She led him up the pink stairs, down the pink hall and into the third pink room with pink carpet and a light pink wallpaper. He was so tired that he fell right asleep without another thought about the pink house.
The next morning, the first man woke up, yawned and got up out of the pink bed. He opened the pink door, went down the pink hall, walked down the pink stairs, through the pink parlor into the pink kitchen. The woman was there, ready to have breakfast.
"Would you like some cereal?" she asked. Her hair was in pink curlers and she was drinking pink coffee (yum). She was wearing her pink robe, and her pink poodle sat beside her.
"Yeah, I'll take some Frosted Flakes," he answered. She poured him pink Frosted Flakes with pink milk into a pink bowl. He was a little grossed out by this oddly-colored food, but hey, he hadn't eaten dinner, so he ate it. After breakfast, he asked if the phone was working, and the woman told him that the repairman had just left. He was very thankful because this woman was getting a little weird, so he used the phone and soon his friend came to take him home.
The second man woke up in his pink room walked across the pink floor, opened the pink door, went down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, through the pink parlor and into the pink kitchen where the woman was. Her pink poodle barked at him as he sat down. She offered him some cereal, and he said, "I'll have a bowl of Frosted Flakes." He admired the pink kitchen, with all pink appliances and even a pink refrigerator.
She poured him some pink cereal in a pink bowl with pink milk. He wondered where she had gotten pink milk, but he was hungry so he ate it. She informed him that the phone was working, so he quickly called his mother and she came to pick him up immediately.
The third man awoke shortly after. He came out of his pink room with the pink carpet, down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, through the pink parlor, into the pink kitchen.
"Want some cereal?" asked the woman. Her pink dog was alseep on the floor next to the pink radiator with a chewed-up pink sneaker at his feet.
"I'll take some Frosted Flakes," he said, sitting down in a pink chair at the pink table. He grabbed a pink napkin and a pink spoon from the table, and he looked up and noticed that even the windows were a shade of pink...
She poured him pink Frosted Flakes and pink milk into a pink bowl, and poured herself some pink Cheerio's and pink milk. He finished his breakfast and used the phone to call his girlfriend. She came to the pink house and picked him up. What is the moral of this story?
