***Oh Those Elementary Obsessions...***
"The good old days....when stripes could send u into spasms and lunch boxes made the best soccer balls...yeah there were the freak incidents when some random boy would try to bite your pants off as you lay screaming on the ground as your friends laughed...but mostly...the memories were great."
--Rachel
Here are illustrations to clearly depict our elementary obsessions. Oh, fond fond memories...

O now all you H-town kids must remember the hysteria following this movie...

IT'S A STRIPE!!! Be careful you don't go into convulsions.

JTT. And no, I was not obsessed with him. And the person that accuses me of that is an earring and jacket stealer and cannot be trusted.
And Rachel's page is correct, no matter what your obsessions were... well... it just can't get worse than stripes.
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