THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE

>   
>       1. Wear a top hat.
>       2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
>       3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
>       4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>       5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
>       6. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have
>          some Juiji Fruits for you asthma.
>       7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
>       8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, " Watch
>          out!"
>       9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
>       10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is
>           flooding.
>       11. Yell out what is going to happen.
>       12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while
> smiling.
>       13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm
>           Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
>       14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
>       15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible
>           friend already is.
>       16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"
>       17. Gently, very softly, place a single popped kernel of corn on the
> head of the person in front of you.
>       18. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"
>       19. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then quickley
> look back at the screen when they notice, then stare at them again when they
> turn back  to the screen.
>       20. See if you can get a moistened Jujy Fruit to stick to the screen.
>       21. Yell to the projectionist, "Can you pause it? I gotta pee!"