Thanks for apologizing on one knee to me at Candy Lane! [I deserved it after you used a very vulgar phrase to me just because I was in the middle of the circle! That had to be one of the first things you ever said to me too! Oh what fond memories I have of my first JL encounter...] You'd better run away from evil smokers! Don't piss them off next time. Good job on petting the cow, and I know you just love my artwork, like my fishy picture I made 'specially for you! (I made it during the Super Bowl, between the awesome commercials.) Jimmie's Chicken Shack, all the way!! What's on your shirt JL? Dye. Did you hear that, he told you to die!! I'm a gay hippie! You two hugged, and Amanda was like, "SCORE!" I'm sorry, I find how you two fight very very funny! She's always saying stuff like, "Why are you talking, JL?" Ha ha ha... I'm sorry.... Do you have a girlfriend? No, I found myself a better man. Now evil little Travis is back, but he loves you. He even kissed you! And now he says such classy things like "I love you, woman!" You were like, "Maybe while you're gone, I can talk to Amanda." Ha ha ha, I had to laugh.... :) Mrs. Bocian, I don't know how Ms. B can like her, icky icky! She has like this constant PMS! I just go up to her and ask her a question nicely and she attacks me!! I can't help it I'm vicious, I just feel the need to attack people. My book is all warped and dirty and it SMELLS! Remember our conversation about how monkeys are better looking than people? And you said that models are really just monkeys in disguise.... Ha ha ha ha! So, you invented the spoon, well at least you got $10,000 out of it, though it is somewhat of a ripoff... I'm sorry, I just kept getting the urge to untie your shoes! But of course you had to stab me in the side! At least you don't poke me as much anymore, since I refuse to go near you when you do. If you poke me, I won't ride the bus to talk to you... Let's see if you can poke everyone as fast as you can! I know you loved my pants, the 28" jeans! Stay away from Mr. Kistler!! (He has a unicorn tattoo??) Ha ha ha, be careful if he asks you, "JL... Can you stay after school to... 'help me'?" HA HA HA! Tim's a real idiot but he's funny... You could stab someone's eye out with your hair! Oh my gosh, when that guy was threatening you on the bus for hitting him with your poster, that was SO FUNNY (and yet very very scary too!)!! The thug, ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY BUT IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SERIOUSLY GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! Let's throw Jenni in your pool! Ahaha, that was so fun! She shouldn't have splashed us, she was asking for it! :) I had fun cookin' weenies with you, and trying to track down hidden cows, and I stepped in a nice large pile of horse crap... How nice. I got some awesome action shots of JL the drummer! I am so good at the drums, aren't I? *Cough cough* It was soooo funny when you were signing Amanda's yearbook very slowly to piss her off, and then you were writing "Looooove..... J....L...." Ha ha ha! She was like, "Oh God..." And why do guys take up so much friggan room? I shouldn't have pointed it out tho, I only got even less space after that. BLAH! Oh our new bestest friend at lunch, Danny, he's awesome. And then the other guy... who asks everyone out... And everyone was laughing at me becuz I couldn't spell the friggan word "Humanities" right! Took me a few tries, but I got it! Haha!
