Sorry, you guys just aren't good enuff to be on my main page...
I'm just jokin! I LUV U GUYZ!!!!!! I just was getting sick of making seperate pages, and this is the result of my laziness. Don't take it personally.
I also want to say hello to my other friends (in alphabetical order... Whoa, I'm so talented!) like:
Allie (you try to kill me with my nose sharpener... and rulers... and pencils... and your panda looked great! We sing all the best songs from our favorite movies! Julie believed you about El Nino, ha ha!), Chuck (if you call me Steph, I'll call you Wally! My socks are always better than Lynn's! Steal Marianne's scarf! I always ended up with it under my coat, with a strange lump... I love the story you told me about Dave, that was funny. :) I know you love the blue pen streak going up your leg, it's very fashionable! So you're only my friend if Morgan and I stop making that obnoxious noise? Well that's no fun.. But I always have fun pulling on your shoelaces just to piss you off! I know you loved the sparkly lotion and Mrs. Etter wouldn't let us go to the bathroom to wash it off! You got it ALL OVER my back, and Jen's shirt is pink now!! But you like getting in touch with your feminine side. And DON'T PUNCH ME! Now you know how much force I have, muah ha ha ha.), Cindy (we'll always have Candy Lane, ha ha ha! We had lots of fun laying on the ground! Remember the kids were like "Look at those two nuts" ha ha ha! Well we like to attract a lot of attention!), Clay ~aka "Friend Clay"~ (our jokes are so funny! Come on now, without us, Geometry would be boring! Lots of cute fuzzy little kitty cats all over your folders!!! So you're gonna be a gynecologist? I don't think you scored 4 million on my calc game, you cheater! SHUT UP! And don't touch my watch, you'll contaminate it. You're such a slacker, don't talk to me. Your license plate will be BADA55... Yeah right, you're so bad, aren't you? Lauren and I have an appointment with you every Wednesday, Dr. Clay! Ha ha, it's so funny when you make fun of them!! Nice calculator art you had there. And you made me "throw my calculator" during the test, hmm... I don't think that was a very voluntary act!), Erica (now i sit near you! hurray! isn't homeroom fun? We're surrounded by morons! I can fix the box in my own special way [with the last piece not fitting, that is]. I can't believe you liked the 50's Diner.... eww...), Grant (I AM NOT A FARM ANIMAL! What is up with you and Brandon, or do I not want to know? I DO NOT look like a banana in pajamas, okay?! You look like the Grinch! But Cindy and I had fun protesting and laying on the ground at HP. Oh, this one counts for you too: WHOA LOOK AT THAT! Ahahahaha... ha.. ha.... I don't think that one will ever grow old. And I am NOT DEPRESSING! That's the word you used to descibe me... I'm offended, I think it fits for you more than for me. But at least you didn't call me "dull" like Marianne. That was really mean! And my sister is just a "big April". Oh yeah, Y-Shaped coffins, that's nice.... I had a lot of fun at the retreat, thanx for inviting me! STOP POKING ME IN THE FOREHEAD!!! I twisted your finger and it cracked like 3 times, ha ha ha ha, that was fun! Just you wait... Next time I'll break it... HOOTER'S SHIRT! I don't know why you didn't like my pants, I thought they were awesome.)
Jamie (GO GO POWER RANGERS!!! I was VERY upset when my awesome McDonald's bracelet broke, boohoo.... We'll just drive around for a while before we go back to school! We're all sluts, but you know I like you, even though you don't recipricate my feelings...) Jen ~aka "Squirrel"~ (SQUIRREL! Didn't you love my Xmas gift? It wasn't quite a squirrel tho, but close enuff! Thanks for listening to me babble in geography... And for showing everyone my sketchbook.... I'm almost done w/ your balerina picture too. She looks very... provacative! The lesbian ballerina. I laughed so hard when you said, "Burn in hell." And you didn't even know what Clay had said! Put Swedish fish in Lauren's drink and up her sleeves! You were giving Lauren advice about her problems and you were smiling the whole time! We all enjoyed your art that you drew on the bathing suits in the magazine.... I still have your signature on my foot along with "Lauren rocks!" Ha ha ha!), Jenni H (Rup!!! Our awesome club! I love your animal sounds like the horse and the horny monkey! I'm sorry you have to miss my party while at Disney World. I'll have to find Brandon another partner, but we know he has no friends. [I'm just kidding Brandon!] Thanks for grabbing my butt!!! That was pretty scary... but kinda fun! WOOHOO! Ha ha ha!) Joe (I know you just luv the artwork I draw on your hands. Flower Power!! What you said about working at Nautica was reeaally funny! Thanks for the use of your coat in my time of need.), Julie ("Anything I can do, you can do better!" Your... um... beautiful work during pictionary. [It sure didn't look like a test tube!!!] Ha ha, you're so gullible, you believe what Allie B told you about El Nino! Your speech had all this El Nino stuff in it and then our debate team was like, "We don't know where you came up with anything about El Nino...." Ha ha ha, I had a good laugh about that one! I don't want to see you looking in my bag for my research! Oh we should have video taped the dead bird on your porch for our video for class! "This is what happens when you don't get enough precipitation..." Everyone would have thought we were seriously sick! I couldn't help it, I couldn't remember my line! It's actually quite complicated to remember: "Our question was 'what effect does atmospheric pressure have on precipitation.'" And it is very sad that you don't even know how to get to your own house! The gay guy in the movie, ha ha ha ha! "OH MY, LOOK AT MY PACKAGE!" That was funny when he was in the plant store, crying, saying, "I'm never gonna get laid..." Ha ha ha!) Katie M. (yes, I'm calling you "Katie" so put up with it! Let me see your gum, I think it's paper! Then you put the paper in your gum and the 4 of us were all grossed out.... You and I are proud members of the Stumpy Club! I know you loved the pic I drew of you as a stumpy person with no limbs! Bosom! "Where is that again?" Ha ha ha! On the bus, you were just like, "Um, I'll look over here now..." I don't know what they were saying but I know it sounded pretty perverted!! Oh yeah, I'd like to give a shoutout to my friend Katie. There I said it, though it isn't even MY inside joke... Oh well. You pray to the gods to make it bigger! That was pleasant!! Then you were like, "Hmm, no wonder I don't have a boyfriend!" Yes, you love Mrs. Bocian, you'd take a bullet for her. Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't know if you were in class or not, you could have been in a different seat. So you could have been hiding but you were home sick. Playing hide and seek! Ha ha ha, tomorrow you should come in camouflage. Come in dressed as a desk!! HA HA HA HA!) Lynn (love your socks! And no, I'm not dead. MIKE'S GAY! Oh we had a lot of fun with Chuck in the library.... He's corrupting me with his perverted comments, ABOUT MY KITCHEN TABLE!! Ewww, that's disgusting... Plus he wrote things like "SPANK ME" all over my book! My running camels were so cool! FLAMETTES!), Meredith (I hope you had fun at Hershey Park with us, tho Dave did get your pants all wet, ha ha! I hope you don't think he's too weird... I had to go hide by you when they were being nasty with the fence though! But I still can't believe you didn't give me all the info on the phone. Remember at Morgan's party when we decided the mouse in my head was dead? Ah, yes, good times... We had fun dissin' some people on the bus, hehe! We were like "Oh yes, got a nice view of her boobs there..." HA HA HA!) Morgan ~aka "Morgie"~ (my chorus buddy!! Loo Loo, Bum Bum! And we sing the parts no one else sings... Mr. T. made SUCH A FUNNY FACE to those girls who were singing horribly! Oh man, that was hilarious! We were havin some trouble singing the alto part when surrounded by sopranoes! Oh, that girl behind us was so horrible!! "Look, the hideous beasts are singing!" Ha ha ha! It was so funny when she said that, I wish you had heard it. You didn't have to give me the finger just cuz I stuck a pencil in your pants... HA HA HA, it was so funny tho! But you didn't like my pants....), Nikkie (I'll be the queen and you'll be the princess, but of course you'll be ruling just as highly as me. We'll rule as a team! And all the dead guys will be in love with us. We'll use our mighty charm... Yeah, if you messed up at the concert and ran off stage crying, I'd stand there and laugh at you, ha ha ha!) Pat (um, thanks for throwing food at me... And you make lunch very funny, though sometimes too perverted! Okay, don't put the Swedish fish under your shirt, that's a little too gross... And don't whip them at Lauren! Especially not where you were... Ha ha, she just opens her shirt so you can throw stuff in it! I know you loved my art on your hand that said in very pretty lettering "I AM A CRACKWHORE". :) Ha ha ha! No, I will not go up to Phil [if that is his name...], ask him what's wrong and give him a hug... We should have gotten Lauren to say "Hi sexy" for $100, that would have been so funny! Yes, I show my manly side by going to Hooter's! I'll make you a pair of capris like mine with pretty ribbon so we can match one day!!), Ron (thanks for donating money to the April Fund, and lunch is so much fun! Macaroni! WOOBLE WOOBLE! The ET face, hahaha, that was such a good impression!!! I love Lauren's ducky headband, if only she'd wear the dress!!! I won't write here the other things we talk about, everyone will think I'm really nasty... You had a fish on your collar for like 10 minutes! And when you tried to use the paper as a toothpick it ripped off in your mouth, yummmm! You have multiple Velcro-attachable Peni! Ha ha ha! *CLAP CLAP CLAP!* That's us clapping our hands at lunch, your face looked SO FUNNY! If you get too much, they'll EXPLODE!! Ohh, we just got that whole "Maca-ronny" thing, ha ha ha! Man, I'm slow. If you ever get too gross for me, I'll just POUND MY FISTS TOGETHER! Ha ha ha, think of that, look what I'm smashing...), Stacey (I miss you!! Maybe I can see you soon, good luck with Kyle!), Steph (thanks for teaching Lauren and me at lunch, Monty Python, all the way!! Your weekly question that I never raise my hand to. Or maybe I just never admit to it? American Pie! "What's my name? Say it, b*tch!" "One time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my..." [Sorry, this page is PG, I can't say that.] Ha ha ha! Good luck with Nick! Oh I had a good laugh about what you said on your survey, the question was "Do you ever have that falling dream?" Your answer was SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! I LAUGHED SO HARD! The castration dance! Clap your hands for Ron! Ewww, the six-pack grip, THAT'S DISGUSTING!! Thank goodness I wasn't still eating!).
And hello to all my other buddies!!! You know who you are! :)
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Those are my tributes to some of my friends. If anyone else I know visits this page and wants me to include them, email me at [email protected] to remind me. Home
