Three Drunken Women
Three women had a very late night drinking.
They left in the early morning hours and went
home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met and compared notes about
who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest
saying, "I drove straight home and walked into
the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk?
Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car
around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was
the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into
a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle
over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the
first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't
think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
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