MARSE AND APRIL FUN
(written during hyperactivity)
it all started... on May 5th. cinco de mayo. we were going to see *marianne scratches her eye in a provocative manner* "the mummy returns." we both thought it was very funny. although marse covered her eyes half the time. all of a sudden... in the middle of the most serious part of the movie... the girl was dying... ppl were crying... and marse starts talkin about if she and andrew were gettin all serious in an intimite moment and... they started making "err" and "merr" noises. how scary. and then we wondered why the guy could steal skin but he didnt steal anyone's hair. i mean come on, he's bald. i had to explain half the movie to marse becuz 1.) she didnt see the first one. 2.) she was covering her eyes. too bad toddums didnt come. if only we had heard the put-put laugh. that would have brought great joy to my heart. "oh the joy it would have.. brang." ... the best pickup line: WHATS YOUR NAME? TEEHEE TEEHEE. TEEHAW. put. put. i think the ppl in front of us were very annoyed with our giggling and loud orgasmic err noises. we saw sam. there was this guy and he was staring. i planned to wave. we were laughing at the little guys with the darts, marse was like "DO THEY WANT HIS SKIN?" errr. merr. they are meant to be. i am at marse's house. i saw her costumes. they are pretty (ugly). i snuck a soda into the cocoa perk. it wasnt bought there. then these kids tried to kick us off the comp so i beat up with my ninja powers. we came home and wrote a long email to toddums about how he missed out. on a jolly good time. and i told him all about a dream i had. i think i must have scared him. marse is singing, here is my song: drive drive drive la la la. okay i think i am done. thats the end of our cincodemayo fun. alright, if you ever want a jolly good time, invite me and marse to see a movie. we'll make err and merr noises all throughout. scare off everyone in our path. merr. err. the end.