(Banana Bandit #2)
Drive-by fruitings! We're going to do that sometime, just drive around and throw bananas at people, but you have to supply the bananas! I'm the Queen, but things just didn't work out for me and the butler, but of course you got together with the maid so you obviously can't be the king. Now you are back to lower class as the Pig Guy, royal pig groomer. And the Royal Conversation Chooser too! I'm only Asi Asi today... But it's always fun talking to ya, WOMAN! Woman, woman, woman. Did you enjoy my bracelet, though it was sold to some kid for $8? I'm surprised I even got it back from you. Grr! Oh wait, I said I wouldn't say "grr" anymore so I'll say "Arr!" :) Sorry about your Korn patch, I didn't mean to partially destroy it... Hey, love the coat, hehehe! Love, Peace and MICKEY MOUSE! (Though your Mickey Mouse looked like a demented log... Ha ha ha ha ha ha! No, I'm only kidding ya... it was, um, very lovely.) I think you have a fine fashion sense, and you aren't weird! "SNOW!!!!!" And don't do that freaky finger thing!!! Scary! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! BAH-NAH-NAH! (And melons? You and your little comment before you leave...) And our lovely convo about ABCs, very... um... "enlightening", eh? So my ABC is only pretty good? Well, pretty good is below the rating of good, not above. Get it straight! It goes like this: Very bad, bad, pretty bad, okay, pretty good, good, very good, great. Now memorize that. I love our personal conversations! About the big "o", the big "m"... Okay, my shoe just doesn't like you anymore! Trying to steal my shoe... I had to really struggle to regain posession of it. And then it had a big ol' dent in the toe. I couldn't open the lock. I guess I'll never be able to break into a lock... You'll have to do it yourself... And I kept running into dressers and doors. That kinda hurt. I just leaned over and BAM! Ow. Hey that thing looks more like a pig than a bull. Did it really sound funny when I said it? Well it did... I didn't mean to throw it too hard! Mr. Koala with the weird nose... Your shoes are too big for me. And you should get some pretty socks! You only have lame-o white socks, how dull. I'll have to buy you some. Thanks for "counting" there for me. I have learned a lot from you! :) Join a llamasery! There should be two L's there. That would rock! I BEAT THE RECORD!!! JUST OVER 6 HOURS!!! GO US!!! Predicament room, you found that a little TOO funny! You, Laurs and I had a great conversation about "arming ourselves with weapons." Arrows and guns and machine guns.... Torpedoes?? And then we started talking about anchovies.... And you two failed "the test" miserably! I guess I somewhat believe you.... (but not entirely.... I mean, come on, you're a guy.....) My eye really hurts now, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Ouchies.... I still have traces of "tallywhacker" written on my hand. You purposely wrote on me with the pen that won't come off! At least the word on my other hand came off, I don't like that one... I know the alto part sucks sh*t... I can't help that... Some of our favorite memories: When you pushed in the hump on my camel, and when you broke my mom's umbrella (i had to pay for a new one! you broke the metal rod in half!!). The eagle song that everyone used to cry during when we sang it in music class, but we'd just laugh. Stupid eagle, stay away from the gun. And then we made up our own better version! Remember Mrs. Donato? And we'd walk around Hummelstown for hours when we were little, and I liked to put crap on your pizza so you couldn't eat it! I kept putting pepper in your drink too, ha ha ha ha! Jelly bean wars, that was sooooooooooooo much fun!!! Amie's horny frog keychain, that thing was in heat! You supply the bananas and we'll go rob a bank! BANANA BANDITS 4EVER! Our sad attempts to make Quee do flips, but only the awesome (but vicious) Ashes does that. And always remember our whole lame "I'm Buster Bunny" "I'm Babs Bunny" "No relation" thing that we had in 2nd grade... And you claim that we were at the coat racks in 2nd grade and I said, "I like you." I don't remember that! And whenever we struggle with a conversation, you always say something weird like, "So, what do you think about string?" Ha ha ha, gets the party going... Dumb blondes down the street... And we pretended you were my out-of-town cousin so Sarah wouldn't know it was you. APRIL AND HER MELONS! Ha ha ha... Oh I just love your little "Make out time" voice that you were saying b4, tho you don't remember. It was wonderful. Are you and Grant still lovers? "Go for the ears!" Remember our Lion King obsession when everyone traded cards? (I still have all my cards and drawings, etc. Everyone always asked me to draw them Lion King pictures.) I'll swim naked in a pool of whipped cream! Get the camera!! Ha ha ha!!! I'd give him the pictures and say, "I know it's my birthday but these are for you... Have fun!" Didn't Lauren look awesome in the ducky dress? See, everyone got to see the most beautiful piece of clothing ever created. And it's weird, everyone refers to it as "the ducky dress" too! Okay, all the guys were spazzing out on the Chocolate World ride! (Hey, it's not my fault, I didn't know you were trying to tell me the shirt was on the floor! I'm... just a little slow...) And plz don't hump the fence! Did that lady on stage say "Satanic penis?" Ha ha ha ha, bunnies from TMI with 3 ears! And whoa, what were THOSE bunnies doing?? Perverted sexual bunnies that make wild, passionate, lesbian bunny love! I had so much fun at the concert making little bunnies and kangaroos!! Throw your trash on the ground so people kick it all the way out the door, it's easier! I have lots of room in the car, it's good to be short, and you were all squashed! You looked soooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious when you put your arms around your legs and your head on your knees!!! Hahahaha! "TAKE THE PICTURE! TAKE THE PICTURE!" I don't think I want a picture of that... And I don't think I'll let you eat crackers at my house again anytime soon, I'll have to find a less destructive food! And DON'T TRY TO LICK MY WINDCHIME! It's my alarm because anyone taller than me runs into it. And you're only 2 feet taller than me. Point at people as you drive down the street! Hey my room is very clean (says April as she kicks the piles of stuff to the side, ahahahahaha!). We are sooo good at playing the imaginary piano, guitar, drums, trumpet, saxophone, haha! Look at me pluck my guitar! That was so funny!
Okay, thanks for being such a great friend! PS- YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!! Home
