(I got these blonde jokes in an email from Rachel. Thanks!)
She's so blonde....
-she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she tried to put M&M's into alphabetical order.
-she thought Boys II Men was a day-care center.
-she thought General Motors was in the army.
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
-under "education" on a job application, she put "hooked on phonics."
-she tried to drown a fish.
-she tripped over a cordless phone.
-she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."
-she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
-she told me to meet her at "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
-they had to burn the school down to get her out of the third grade.
-at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here," she wrote "Sagittarius."
-she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
-it took her a week to watch "60 MINUTES."
-she studied for a blood test--and failed.
-she thought she needed a token for "Soul Train."
-she sold her car for gas money.
-that when she saw the movie rating "NC-17; under 17 not admitted," she went home and got 16 of her friends.
-when she heard the 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
-she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
-when she drove to the airport and saw the sign that said "AIRPORT LEFT," she turned around and went home.
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
