***ask amanda to do her noise, its very funny. @ concerts it is very useful to get ppl out of the way. just walk right towards them, make the whiney crying noise and magically they disperse and jump out of the way. its great fun!
MORE AMANDA FUN! from her guestbook entry
What IsYourName? : umm......Amanda? but sometimes people call me spazzy and then i get kinda confused cuz that's not really my name but maybe i should write that down on one of my chem tests just like my other pretty note to her! she would be most impressed.
What IsYourQuest? : well, being the deeply complicated person that i am, i have many many quests, not just one. one day, i too play to fly really high in the sky. i also plan to make the whining noise to more people so they can be scared of me too. yes it is fun scaring peop
What IsYourFavoriteColor? : well, it all depends on how the weather is, and my hair, and if i'm having a pretty day (which is almost never), and if it matches my shoes. i rather enjoy wearing the maroon or pink shirts that match the pretty shoes that hurt your leg (I'M SORRY!). but
What IsTheAir-SpeedVelocityOfASwallow? : one time, i saw the movie birds with the stupid blonde lady who never changed clothes and now i'm kinda scared on birds but i think that it might possibly be 3.65234 meters/second? was i right? i want to be right!!!!! then i can get into a good college -
AreYouFromCanada,YouF*? : no, i don't think so. i come from a very scary place called holy shame - don't ever go there, mmmkay? but i want to go to canada cuz there's this one place where you can ski (ahh the fun times of ski club) and then go to the beach like 10 miles away.
DoYouPushPeopleInWheelchairsIntoWetCement? : yes, but first they go over a hill really fast, and because they love me, they go "weeeeeeeeeeeee!" and then i go and decorate the wet cement a little bit with the pencil i stole from you.
DoYouLiveUnderABridge,ScareKids&KillSquirrels? : hehe this is a funny one - only some people know (like ronnie and jamie and jen) - i'm the droll under the bridge and scaring kids with my funny noises and my over-excitedness is how i past the time of my boring, meaningless life. but i don't really kill
Questions,Comments,PraiseForPrincessApril? : april!!!!! i love your webpage - it's oh so very pretty. we have to go to a concert soon!! okay - here's my brillant plan - are you ready? when i get my license in like 4 weeks, i'll find one and then we can go and then i'll break the curfew, but oh well
AMANDA MAKES ME GIGGLE
amanda: my dog needs to die
it's very bad and it always tries to run away
and it pees on all the carpets
then my mommy has to steam-clean them
and i don't like the dog
it makes me sneeze too
and all it does is lie around unless it's peeing or running away
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