For Alli Dalli
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Fond memories…
* * * “Who makes the money in this house??” “CHLOE!” Bart! Bort? I love Mel! The boating coarse where the guy was using all those funny words… Remember, you have to TURN ON THE ENGINE before you help someone over the stern. Projectile limbs! T-O-O-O-O-O-T! Your friend at Taco Bell. “He touched my hand!” and he was like, “Come on down…” My birthday gifts like the Furby coloring book, the tiny mini-golf set and the Star Wars toys in the blue ooze. Put the ooze in a cup and tell someone it’s an icee! Remember when you were cracking up and saying between laughs that Liz would be a bag lady and bring her bags into the nursing home and knock the old people over! She was like, “Yeah Alli….” “I don’t make sense. I make dollars.” We should call the boat “I’ve Got Crabs.” My fave book, Give Me a Fish and I’ll Leave! A week later, the doctor pulled the chunk of wood out of your nose. And you put your finger in the pencil sharpener. And ran into walls, got right back up and ran some more! You don’t have to worry about me wearing your dress. It is the ugliest piece of clothing I have ever seen. THE LABYRINTH!!! Oh my gosh, the lady in the trash dump, we laughed about that for about a year… You always embarrass me at the orthodontists’, when you look at me, smile stupidly and make the chair go down. OMG, I crack up every time and they never see it! HAHA! NINJA BARBIE! Best piece of artwork ever… “Black Sabbath has had too many members.” “I’m sorry you feel that way.” And always remember: “Chicken goes in, pie comes out.” “What kind of pie?” “…Apple.” Haha! Anything can happen on a summer day, with lawnmower man! Or anything can happen on a fall day, with leaf-raker man! Remember when you were like, “About this one-hour photo, how do I go about doing this?” And when you got your fortune cookie at the Chinese place, it was something along the lines of ”Behind every capable man are more capable men,” and you were like, “My, how profound.” Hahaha, that was funny… INTERSECTION! Old people cheat at Scrabble. Can’t be in the yacht club so we have to join the dinghy club. Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when you said: “And here is what Rachel Massberg says about being angry. She has to be the ugliest person on this page!” (I am laughing about it now!)
My Advice To You:
* Remember that Michigan is in Florida.
* Praise Jesus… He lives in State College anyways. Just make sure you lock your doors.
* Watch movies like The Other Sister, your fave movie of all time. (You just forget that it is.)
* Practice your webpage-code skills… a lot…
* Aaaaaaaaand practice your geetar skills too. You just play random notes as you sing, it sounds rather pathetic! Haha!
* Admit it: Everlast sucks.
* Don’t laugh at how I look when I’m asleep!!
* Don't go to movies so early. You'll end up listening to songs like "HERE COMES SUSIE SNOWFLAKE!"
* Never try to look at the pretty string curtains that lead to porno sections. No one will believe you really were looking at the curtains.
* Forget Ashes. He hates you now, he is my new best friend.
* Don't ever bring up how he was looking directly at you when he sang, I AM JEALOUS!
* Always remember: OLIVE JUICE!
Dalli Doo, I love ya lots, you are the bestest best sister I could have ever asked for and my bestest best friend. Thanks for always being there for me when I needed you. I miss you SO MUCH!!! It’s not the same here without your (strangely psychotic) presence. I really appreciate all your advice and having you listen to me babble about my stupid life. I really wish you could still be here to make me laugh every day with all the silly stuff you always do. You are one of my absolute favorite people to be with because you never cease to make me laugh about something, even if you do it by totally embarrassing me. I miss fighting with you over something stupid and having you annoy the heck outta me, since you aren’t home! :) Thanks for always going places with me and cruisin’ with me, for the awesome weekend trips to PSU, takin' me to get FREE CD'S, and for showin’ me the college life. I miss you lots and lots!
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