ALLI
My favorite book, "Give Me A Fish And I'll Leave!"... I'm gonna fluff my butt out on this nice cozy seat. Now did we embarass you in front of Pat when we recalled all the silly things you did as a child? Like with the piece of wood... (AHAHAHA!!! I'll never let you live THAT one down!) and the pencil sharpener... And how you used to run into walls and get right back up and run around some more. I was a more peaceful child... And how you used to hit me in the yard and the neighbors would yell. Like with the baton and that Jump stick thing. (And you hit Lisa with the piano bench. We never did get that thing back...) We have seen so many high-quality movies together like, um, "Muppets from Space", "Mickey Blue Eyes", etc. Oh yeah... DUCKY DRESS! The most beautiful piece of clothing ever worn. Too bad it burns becuz it's like 100% polyester! Aahh! (Your clothing can get strange at times like that hooded shirt with the feathers, and your boa to homecoming, among others.) Hey, the proctolgist called. He found your head. HA HA HA! I laughed so hard! Oh remember "The Labyrinth"! That lady in the trash dump, ha ha ha ha ha! She was soooo funny! Adam Sandler sure had bad language... But ya know, if you ever think your family is freakish, go to a state farm show. There you can see really ugly people and you'll have to point them out to other people! :) Oh my gosh, you embarass me soo much at the orthodontists'... They must think I'm insane. I mean I just sit there and laugh at your stupid trick with the chair and no one else ever sees it!! The orthodontist people are always confuzed when I crack up... (I would be too.) Always remember how "I opened the door and the gentleman placed the knife into my head." Haha! Hey I took half the blame for you when you broke part of your bed... Grr... Remember when we used to dress Barbies up for hours and then didn't want to play with them? Oh we had to dress them in their formal wear! And we played with those train sets, blocks and those marble things. Your room is very nicely decorated in elegant Mickey Mouse decore. (Suprising, considering you are 17.) You haven't watched "Night at the Roxbury" yet! Watch it! And never forget your two best pieces of artwork ever: 1.) NINJA BARBIE whose leg bent at an odd angle!!! 2.) THE GIRL WITH THE SWORD. Very unpleasant picture... (I should scan some of your wonderful art for all to see.) See, all my artwork is happy no matter how hard I try! I can't help it! Hey it was funny when Pat said "I still have a 5 year old inside of me" and you said "Did you eat him?" HA HA HA HA! I cracked up SO HARD!!! Oh oh oh oh, never forget: "Who makes the money in this house?!" You pointed at the cat and said, "CHLOE!" HA HA HA HA HA HA! We don't have enuff money to join a yacht club, so we'll have to join a dingy club! I'm tired of chewing! Oh the movie was really great.... The best part was the previews of local businesses that were all blurry! Ha ha ha, that was funny! And we played with your bouncy ball in the parking lot, until I... um... lost in in a pile of snow... Oh well. It was too dark to find it! It's not my fault... I should open the window and scream "SPAM!!!!" to people. That was fun! Oh Alli, always remember, "Anything can happen on a summer day." With lawnmower man... Or "Anything can happen on a fall day" with leaf-raker man! I loved the photos! Let's see, you with your "scary face", action photo of pat, you sideways, pat buried, beanie baby driving the car.... Okay, you just had to say "About this one-hour photo, how do I go about this?" Ha ha ha! Oh those kids with the whoopee cushion were so interesting.... Walk by them and they make lovely noises... (But we should have gone through with our plan.... muah ha ha ha ha ha.) And we saw your best friend there! Ha ha ha, he's so weird. Um, I just love your little "grape trick" there, Alli. You have a lot of talent.... Wasn't the South Park movie great? (Oh but the best movie ever is "Hanging Up". Oh yeah...) I wouldn't get off the computer but I'm not a stupid bastard! Ha ha ha ha ha, I'm sorry, you were really funny when you said it. You try to act serious and you turned your head away but I could tell you were gonna laugh too. Ha ha! Um, at the outlets, I know it was you! Both times!!! At the boating course, the guy was using all those funny words, ahaha! Bart! Bort? Bort Bort Bort! BORT LOVES ME! The 3 swimmers, ha ha! And the one girl has a beak now... Always remember, TURN ON THE ENGINE before you help someone over the stern. Projectile limbs! T-O-O-O-O-O-O-T! Hey, I was smart, I asked the guy for help on the test. And he gave me all the answers! (And you were listening in, copying down what he said...) Okay, don't do that with the wildebeast and the Furby at Toys R Us! And you scared me, I thought we'd never get home! Your new friend at Taco Bell! "He touched my hand!" He was like, "Come on down...." Always remember your fortune that made you said, "My, how profound." Ha ha ha, that was funny... THAT IS THE UGLIEST DRESS I'VE EVER SEEN!! You won't have to worry about me trying to borrow it, cuz it won't happen! "And here is what Rachel Massberg says about being angry. She has to be the ugliest person on this page!" If I were her, I wouldn't have sent in my picture, ha ha ha! When I get angry, I go wade in a lake and think of the pretty trees and animals around me. By the time I'm walking home, I'm happy again. Yeah if someone cops out, you can't go. You are merely an alternate! I still think we should call the boat "I've Got Crabs," that's a good name! Liz the bag lady! You were laughing so hard, practically crying about her bringing her bags into the nursing home and knocking people over, and she was like, "yeah, Alli...." You don't make any sense. You make dollars. Thank you for all the great birthday gifts, like the Star Wars toys hidden in ooze, the tiny mini golf set and the furby coloring book... (When your bday rolls around, I'm gonna get you lots of weird stuff too!) I like my "Alli Smells" Easter egg, that was the best one! I'm wondering what you are going to do with the ooze, you should put it in a cup and tell someone it's an Icee! They'd eat it and realize they have just eaten blue ooze, ha ha ha! Ah, good stuff. We were like, "Hmm, what is on this plate?" and she said, "Oh I just cut the cheese on it" HA HA HA, oh man that was good... It was funny when you tried to back out of the driveway! If you ever want me to fix your portable CD player where it hooks up to your car, just tell me and I'll press down on the cassette until it turns up! Luv ya, Alli! I'm going to miss you next year!
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