Ahh! It's a bug!Untitled (great title, ne?)
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[Some random inn... yeah... Sanzo and Hakkai sit quietly in a room... Sanzo reads the newspaper. Hakkai plays... um... solitaire. Suddenly, Goku runs in looking wilder than usual.]
Goku: *hysterical* Ne, Sanzo?! Can I borrow your gun?!
Sanzo: *doesn't even look up* The answer is 'Hell no', but just for the sake of asking, why?
Goku: ...There's a bug on the wall in my room!
Sanzo: Eat it.
Hakkai: ^_^ It's good for protein, you know.
Goku: EWW! No way! That thing has like... a kajillion legs!
Hakkai: Centipede or Millipede? ^_^
Goku: A KAJILLAPEDE!
Sanzo: Bakasaru. *thwaps with sensu*
Hakkai: Goku, it's only a little bug. You're not scared of that, are you?
Goku: Gojyo was scared too!
Sanzo: Che. You're both morons then.
Goku: *hops up and down on one foot* Uwaaaaah! Come kill it! Kill it!
Sanzo: I'll kill you if you keep running your damn mouth! Now get the hell out!
Hakkai: I'll go see this bug...
Goku: YAY! Sankyuu, Hakkai! *runs out of the room and across the hall*
Hakkai: *follows* Perhaps we should invest in a can of bug spray...
[Across the hall.]
Hakkai: All right Goku, here we go. *opens door slowly*
[They open it to see Gojyo being strangled by a giant millipede youkai.]
Hakkai: *stares* ... *sweatdrops*
Goku: AHHH! O_O It totally super-sized itself!
Hakkai: You mean it was smaller before?
Gojyo: >___< *turning blue* Can I get some help here, dammit?!
Millipede: ROAR! *spits acid*
Gojyo: O__O HOLY SHI-
Goku: Should we save him? 9_9
Hakkai: ...I'll be right back...
[Back across the hall.]
Sanzo: *still reading newspaper* ...
Hakkai: *walks back in* Ne... Um... Sanzo? ^_^;;; Can we see you out here for a minute?
Sanzo: ... �� *sighs* What now?!
Hakkai: Well, it's about... the bug...
Sanzo: *throws paper down and stands up angrily before he heads out the door* You idiots can't take care of an insect? I should just- *glances at millipede and Gojyo struggling* ...
Goku: SEE, Sanzo?! I TOLD YOU!
Sanzo: Urusai! *pulls out banishing gun*
Gojyo: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Goku: Look, Gojyo's hair is melting off!
Hakkai: ~_~;; Maa, maa...
Sanzo: *shoots*
Millipede: RAAAAWR! *dies*
Sanzo: There. Now all of you shut up and die! *stomps back across the hall*
Gojyo: ... *weeps*
Hakkai: Now, now Gojyo... ^^;;; *pats his nearly bald head* It will all grow back someday...
Goku: *chews on remains of millipede* SUGOI! This isn't so bad...
~OWARI~
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