Tsume's Pants... What a concept.
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THE ADVENTURES OF... TSUME'S PANTS!!!
[One sunny day...]
Jen: *walks happily down the street* LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!
[Suddenly... Jen stops walking as she notices a pair of tight black pants laying defenseless on the ground.]
Jen: Oh MY! *shock* How lucky! A pair of sexy black leather pants! Just what I always wanted! ^__^ *picks up pants, cuddles, then glances at inside tag. The tag says "Tsume", in gold fancy lettering* Tsume? Is that your name?
Tsume's Pants: .........
Jen: ^_^ OKIES! I shall call you TSUME-KUN! You need a face though. Um... *pulls out white marker* Here we go! *scribbles across the front*
TP: .......... o_o
Jen: KAWAII! Let's go play, Tsume-kun! *skips off*
[First stop: The Amusement Park.]
Jen: We're here! Which ride do you want to go on first, Tsume-kun?
TP: ......... o_o
Jen: Aww come on! Pick a better one than that! That ride is for kids. ~_~ How about... The Nuclear Eradicator! *points at extremely large roller coaster* I heard there have only been a few casualties so far, and it's been out for two weeks now... The odds aren't TOO bad, ne? ^___^ Let's go! *skips to ride*
[On the ride... 9_9]
Jen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TP: ......... *the wind picks up and the pants blow out of the seat*
Jen: ISN'T THIS FUN, TSUME-KU- ACK! O_O TSUME-KUN?!
[Later...]
Jen: *finds TP lying on the ground on the other side of the amusement park* THERE you are! ^_^;; I was getting worried. Why didn't you strap yourself in a bit tighter? It's dangerous to ignore that sort of thing you know. *picks them up* Hey, you're a bit dusty. And smudged. Come on, let's go do something else now!
TP: ......... o_-
[Later, at a really fancy restaurant...]
Jen: So that was fun, ne Tsume-kun? ^o^ Except for the part where you got tangled in the ferris wheel...
TP: *is draped across the chair* .......... o_-
Jen: Ah well! Here comes the waiter!
Waiter: *walks up* Hello ma'am. Can I take your order?
Jen: Tsume-kun can go first!
Waiter: ... *looks around* Who?
Jen: *glares* Don't be rude! Tsume-kun has feelings too!
Waiter: But-
Jen: *points* He's right HERE! Are you blind?!
Waiter: .......... *sweatdrops*
Jen: Okies, Tsume-kun said he'll have the lobster special. And I'll take some soup. ^_^ Sankyuu!
Waiter: ...Yes ma'am... *walks away stiffly* What the...
[Half an hour later...]
Jen: Mmmm! Good soup! How's your lobster, Tsume-kun?
Waiter: *walks past* Ma'am... Would you and the um... *clears throat* gentleman like some wine?
Jen: Hm? Oh, no... I'm underage, and he's the designated driver, so he can't have any! ^_^
Waiter: ... *stares* Okay... I'll be right back then with your check. *practically runs away*
Jen: Hurry and eat Tsume-kun! You still gotta take me dancing! You like to dance, don't you Tsume-kun?
TP: ............. o_-
Jen: HAH! I knew it! XD Tsume-kun's a dancing FIEND! Tsume, the dancing pants! Wheee!
[Other people in the restaurant turn their heads and stare in bewilderment.]
Waiter: *comes back* Okay, here you- WOAH!
[TP's plate is... EMPTY! Dun, dun, dun...]
Waiter: Ma'am... Did you eat all that lobster by yourself?
Jen: Hm? Uhh... no? Tsume-kun ate it! It was his dinner! Are you trying to call me greedy or something?! o\/O
Waiter: o__o No... I just... Ma'am... It's a pair of pants...
Jen: *stands up and slams her palms against the table* YOUR POINT?!
Waiter: *sweatdrops* I just thought that...
Jen: You better watch your back, man! Tsume-kun will take you down!
Waiter: ...Here's the check! *throws it*
Jen: *catches* Check? *scans it* Okies! Tsume-kun? How much do you have?
TP: ............. o_-
Jen: *gasp* What do you mean you left your wallet in your other pants?!
Waiter: *inches away slowly*
Jen: YOU CHEAPSKATE! Now I'll have to pay for it all on my own! This is a lot of money! >_<
TP: ............. o_-
Jen: *gets teary eyed* You're sorry? Awwwww, I forgive you Tsume-kun! *glomp* I couldn't possibly stay mad at you! T___T I LOVE YOU!
People in the restaurant: Awww... *clap quietly*
Waiter: Wait until my therapist hears about this... ~_~
[Much later, in front of Jen's house.]
Jen: Thanks for walking me home, Tsume-kun! ^^ I had so much fun today! With the rides and the food and the disco...
TP: ............. o_-
Jen: You're the bestest! *huggles* You'll call me so we can do this again, won't you?
[~silence~]
Jen: AWWW! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! ^______________^ *heart heart*
[Suddenly...]
Tsume: *comes running up with a bath towel wrapped around his lower half* GIVE ME THOSE! *snatches pants* >_< I've been looking for these all day, dammit! *stomps away*
Jen: *blinks slowly and then sighs dreamily* I'll never forget you Tsume-kun...
[Down the street...]
Tsume: ...And don't you ever run away from me like that ever again, you hear me? -- It's embarrassing walking around half naked you know!
TP: ............. ^_^
~Owari~
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