Gensomaden Saiyuki: T.R.Y.Gensomaden Saiyuki - THE RETIREMENT YEARS
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Jen: Hello, hello, HELLO again minna-chan! Today we will be doing another documentary! Last time we focused on Yami no Matsuei...
Megan: *offstage somewhere* WHICH YOU NEVER FINISHED!!!
Michelle: *gags in the background*
Jen: ... *long suffering sigh* Anyway, today we will be exploring the realm of Saiyuki-
Megan: *runs out* Really?! YES!
Michelle: *walks out as well* Oh yay! I won't have to participate against my will this time!
Traci: *walks out slowly* Should we be worried for our safety?
Jen: Naaah. You'll be fine! Now let's stop talking. We're wasting precious learning time! *snaps her fingers*
[Stage shakes as a giant metal contraption bursts through the floor.]
Michelle: What is that monstrosity?!
Jen: MY TIME MACHINE! *cackles*
Megan: You have a time machine... And you didn't tell me?! *eyes glint*
Jen: *sweatdrops* I just got it yesterday...
Traci: Why do we need a time machine? Saiyuki is fairly recent, isn't it?
Jen: Oh ho ho ho... On the contrary... We're not going into the past. We're going... 60 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!(x1 billion)
Music: D-DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
Megan: Ooooooh!
Michelle: Why?! @_@
Traci: This is going to be painful, isn't it? -_-;
Jen: NONSENSE! ^__^ Now everyone hop in, and let's get started!
[Door opens and they all get into the cramped little machine. It starts shaking. Everything outside changes to funky bright colors.]
Jen: HERE WE GOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
Michelle: SPACE! YOU'RE ALL INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE! >____<
Traci: How much longer?!
Megan: *is laughing psychotically... so what else is new?*
[Machine stops. The sun is shining and the sky is blue outside.]
Jen: *jumps out* We're here!
Michelle: *crawls out* Can't... breathe...
Traci: Looks normal to me.
[The four of them are standing outside of a small house.]
Traci: So who lives here?
Jen: Um... *pulls out giant script* Looks like this is Sanzo's house... 60 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!(x1 billion)
Music: D-DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
Michelle: Right. *rolls her eyes*
Traci: I wanted to see Goku first...
Jen: We will eventually. 9_9 Come on, let's see if Sanzo-sama is home!
Megan: Oooh, me first! *runs up to the door*
Jen: *stands next to Megan and knocks quietly* All right everyone... Get ready... We're going to see Sanzo... 60 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!(x1 billion)
Music: D-DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
Michelle: That's kind of annoying... --;
Jen: Hm... *waits* That's funny. No one's answering.
Traci: Jen, knock a little louder. Maybe he can't hear you.
Jen: Oh yeah! Might have hearing trouble these days...
Megan: *snickers*
Jen: *pounds on the door* Oh, SANZO-SAMAAAAAAAAAA!
[Door opens. Sanzo stands there, dressed in his usual priestly robes. His hair is a shocking white with gray streaks.]
Sanzo: EHH?!
Megan: *dies laughing*
Michelle: oO;;; Wow... Well... he didn't age THAT badly...
Jen: o.o Um... Hello Sanzo-sama! My friends and I were just wondering if we could-
Sanzo: EHHHHH?! *reaches up to turn his hearing aid up*
Traci: That's what I thought. 9_9
Jen: x_x *clears throat* I SAID, MY FRIENDS AND I ARE HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU! CAN WE COME IN?!
Sanzo: WE DON'T WANT ANY! *holds up silver cane and bashes her over the head with it*
Jen: OW! X__X *falls over*
Michelle: 'We'? Who's 'we'?
Megan: *wipes at her eyes* Oy, come on... Sanzo, we just want to... *snorts* talk!
Sanzo: ... *narrows his eyes* I said... *holds up cane like a rifle* WE DON'T WANT ANY! *starts to pull trigger*
Michelle: O_O Eep! Run away!
[They all run and duck in the bushes. Jen lays there... still unconcious...]
Sanzo: DAMN KIDS! *slams the door*
Traci: *peeks her head out* Oh man...
Megan: We should have guessed that he'd do something like that. ^_^
Traci: How can you smile about it?! We almost got killed! o__o
Michelle: *picks the twigs out of her hair* He's just a grumpy old man. Hmph. Let's go find the other three!
Megan: *walks over and nudges Jen with her shoe* Hey... you okay? oO
Jen: *twitch* Bishies...
Traci: -_-;; JEN!
Jen: *eyes snap open* WHAT?! WHAT?!
Michelle: We're going to head to the next house. Let's get going!
Jen: NO WAY! *stands up and poses dramatically* This documentary will not go unfulfilled... I'm going to get that interview with Sanzo if it's the last thing I do! *stomps up to the door*
Michelle: ... *stares* She's gonna die.
Traci: Yup.
Megan: Maybe he'll use the cane again! ^__^ That thing is COOL!
Traci and Michelle: *sweatdrop* ...
Jen: *knocks on the door* OPEN UP, SANZO-SAMA!
[Door knob turns slowly... The four girls all tense up in anticipation. Door opens... only to reveal a tall young man in his twenties (at least he LOOKS that way) with long brown hair and shining golden eyes...]
Goku: *sparkle sparkle* Ohayo! Can I help you? *big, beautiful bishie smile*
Jen: ... *jaw drops*
Traci: O__O IT'S GOKU! *faints and falls on Michelle*
Michelle: Hey! >< *pushes her off and then looks at Goku* ...Ahhh! *faints too*
Megan: Geez, even after sixty years he's still so young looking...
Goku: You're looking for Sanzo?
Jen: ........ *eyes glaze over*
Megan: *pushes Jen out of the way* Well we WERE, but he kinda slammed the door in our faces. ^^ Can we come in and talk to you?
Goku: Hai! ^__^ Come on in!
Megan: Yay! *drags Traci, Michelle and Jen in behind her* Wow, nice place you have here...
[A little later, in the kitchen...]
Goku: So what did you want to ask me about?
Jen: ... *drools all over her clipboard with the questions on it*
Michelle: Jen! *pokes her*
Jen: ...OH! Um... right... questions... Are you single?! @_@
Megan: ... -_-;
Traci: *gasp* No FAIR! I saw him first!
Michelle: No you didn't! I DID!
Jen: You're both wrong! I WAS RIGHT THERE WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR!
Traci: Too bad! He's MINE!
Jen: HE'S MIIIINE!
Michelle: NO, MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! >_______<
[A fight ensues. Giant cartoon dust cloud with fists and feet popping out every so often hovers above the three of them.]
Goku: oo;; Ano...
Megan: 9_9 Ignore them. Are you still willing to answer some questions if I make them up on the spot?
Goku: I suppose... But can you make it quick? *glances at his watch* Sanzo's due for his sponge bath in about 20 minutes...
Megan: ........
[Fight suddenly ceases.]
Jen: ...Can I watch?!
Michelle: ECCHI! *smack*
Jen: OW! X_X
Traci: Ewww... *shudders*
Megan: *glances at Goku* So you... um... You're still wearing that coronet, I see. ^_^;;
Goku: It's the only thing that keeps me in check. ^_^
Megan: So you still go berserk when you take it off? *eyes sparkle*
Goku: Um... I dunno. I haven't tried it lately... oO Why are you looking at me like that?
Megan: ...! Uh... no reason! Excuse me, I think I need to go find the bathroom... *tip toes away cackling*
Jen: WOO! *jumps into Megan's seat, right in front of Goku* So... Will you answer my first question?
Goku: ... o__o
Michelle: *pushes Jen out of the seat* No, seriously, I'm better suited for you! I like champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries, and long walks on the beach! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!
Goku: @_@ ...Uh...
Traci: -___- *pushes Michelle out of the seat* ANYWAY! Would you like some... nikumon**?! ^__^ *holds up giant plate of meat buns* Yummy, yummy, ne?
Michelle: *gasp* Crap! Why didn't *I* think of that?!
Jen: Damn hammerspace!
Goku: Oh... no thank you... I'm on a diet. o.o Only veggies for me. ^_^
All: *stare, Traci drops the plate* ..............
Jen: *jumps across the table and grabs him by the shirt collar* ALRIGHT, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GOKU-SAMA?!
Goku: x_x Aiya! Gomen!
Megan: *tip toes back into the room and hovers menacingly above Goku from behind* Tee hee hee hee...
Traci: Ikasu! What are you doing?!
Goku: Eh?
Megan: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snatches coronet off of his head*
Goku: Noooooo!
Michelle: Uh-oh... o__o;
Goku: ROAR! *shirt rips as his muscles bulge. His hair grows longer, as well as his claws*
Jen: ... *glances at Megan* Ikasu-sensei! ~_~ Now look what you did! He looks like somebody off of DBZ! Put that thing back on his head so he can go back to being a bishounen!
Megan: NO WAY! *scribble scribble* I'm taking notes!
Michelle: Hey, um, guys? Now might be a good time to RUN! *ducks as Goku takes a swing at her with his claws*
Jen: *sighs* I didn't even get his phone number! >< Damn! *takes off running*
Traci: Waaaait! *grabs Megan* Come on!
Megan: *drops clipboard and coronet* Wait, no, my notes! Nooooooooo!
[Outside...]
Jen: Quick! HIDE!
[Everyone jumps into a nearby bush. Jen accidentally drops video camera.]
Jen: OH CRAP!
Goku: *busts through the front wall of the house, looking around angrily and growling loudly*
Megan: T_T This is so awesome...
Traci: MEGAN! >< *smacks her over the head*
Jen: We're not gonna get the footage of this...
Michelle: It's still recording, and the lens is facing Goku, right?
Jen: Yeah... but... um...
[Suddenly, Sanzo walks out of the house looking thoroughly pissed...]
Sanzo: BAKASARU! *bashes crazed Goku over the head with his cane* I'm upstairs trying to take a g**damn nap, and you're out here making all that g**damn noise! *BASH BASH BASH*
Megan: ^__^ Just like in that one episode-
Traci: Give it a rest, Ikasu... -_-;
Goku: *hisses*
Sanzo: �� Hiss at me, will you?! *BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH*
Michelle: He's killing the poor man's brain cells that way... 9_9
Jen: What brain cells? ._.;;
Goku: @___@ *hits ground*
Sanzo: *shoves coronet onto Goku's head* Now get up and go get me my ointments! My ankle is starting to hurt, no thanks to you! It's gonna rain too... DAMN! >__<
Goku: *shakily stands up* Yes, Sanzo... @_@ *wobbles back into the house*
Jen: *coughs and her magic microphone appears in her hand* Um... okay... So as you can see folks, Sanzo hasn't changed very much. Goku has, but... um... in all the wrong ways. This is a huge discovery for us and-
Sanzo: *looks around* WHO'S OUT THERE?!
Traci: Eep! o_o
Michelle: He's gonna shoot us! O_O
Megan: WOO HOO! THE CANE! ^___^
Sanzo: *looks at camera* DAMN KIDS AGAIN! *fires cane*
Michelle: People will have to take our word for it when we say that we saw all this stuff...
Megan: Okay, next house!
Jen: Right... *fumbles with script and clipboard*
Traci: I wonder who it could be. Then again, after that encounter...
Jen: ...YAY! I've been waiting for this one!
Megan: Who is it?
Michelle: It's probably Gojyo, right? ~_~
Jen: Let's go, team! *skips off*
Traci: She won't be skipping after this... 9_9;
Michelle: My thoughts exactly.
[The four of them come across a rundown trailer park...]
Traci: Is this where he lives? All these trailers look abandoned...
Jen: *scans map* That's what it says. o.o;; He lives here by himself... Everyone else moved away years ago... But, no matter! ^__^
Megan: ^_^ Oh my. Makes me wonder what his financial condition is at this point...
Michelle: Wasted all that money on cigarettes... I'm not surprised. -_-
Jen: Let's see... Trailer number 67. It's this one! *heads up the two tiny steps and knocks on the door* Teee heeeee!
Megan: I wonder how many wrinkles he has!
Jen: *gasp* Gojyo-sama will not have wrinkles! He's perfect in every way... Forever and ever!
Traci: But-
Jen: SILENCE! >__< *suddenly smiles* Gojyo-samaaaa! Are you home?
Traci: She's seems a bit too happy.
Michelle and Megan: Denial.
[Door opens to reveal a semi bald man with a combover and small ponytail, a huge beer gut, and wearing a stained workshirt.]
Gojyo: Oh. Why, hello ladies!
Michelle: *stunned whisper* He has no teeth...
Megan: *snorts*
Traci: .........
Jen: *multiple sweatdrops* HI! We're looking for Sha Gojyo. Is he home? Does he even live here anymore? Or did we get the wrong address? PLEASE tell me we have the wrong address...
Gojyo: Well, actually...
Jen: Yes?!
Gojyo: You've come to the right place! ^^ Can you wait a second, beautiful?
Jen: *shakily* Uh... sure...
Gojyo: *reaches over to the side and picks up a glass of water with his dentures in it* 'Scuse me! *puts dentures into his mouth slowly*
Jen: *twiiiiiiiitch*
Megan: *turning blue from holding back her laughter*
Michelle: o__o;;; His teeth used to be so nice...
Traci: ........
Gojyo: Okay! *snaps jaws* So... *leers at them* Can I help you lovely ladies with something?
Jen: Yeah, if you could just kill me right now, that'd be much appreciated...
Megan: She doesn't mean that! ^__^ *sinister chuckling* So kappa, mind if we come in and *chat* for a little bit?
Gojyo: If ya want! Just watch out for the mess. Haven't cleaned the place in a while...
Jen: *trips over pile of empty beer cans* Kyaaaa! x__x
Michelle: Wow Gojyo-san... You really let yourself go... ._.;;
Gojyo: What're you talking about! I've STILL got it! *burps loudly*
Jen: *whimpers, still on the floor* T__T Whhhhy...
Traci: *just stands in the door way, still staring* .........
Gojyo: Have a seat! *plops down on an old beat up couch* Which one of you babes is gonna sit by me? *cough, hack*
Megan and Michelle: *glance at each other* .........
Traci: ........
Jen: T_T *starts to drag herself over to the couch, but trips again* Ouch! What did I trip over? *kneels down and picks it up* An empty bottle of viagra?! O___O
Gojyo: Gotta make another trip to the drug store then. ^_~ Heh heh heh...
Jen: ... ~_~ *sits down on the couch, trying to keep her distance*
Megan: I KNEW he'd grow up to be a dirty old man!
Gojyo: I'm not dirty. I took a shower three weeks ago!
All: ..........
Michelle: Um... You know... I think I'll stand... over here... *runs over to the window* oo;;
Megan: *grabs nearby beanbag chair* So. Gojyo. What's it like to be... um... old? ^_^
Gojyo: Well, my fanclub doesn't come by as often, and I haven't been able to see past my waistline for almost fifty years now, but at least I get senior citizen discounts at the liquor store! *laughs, coughs again, hacks some more and leans forward* So it's all good! *coughs once more, and his teeth go flying out of his mouth* Whoops... That happens a lot...
Jen: *teeth land right in her lap* ....... @_____________@
Gojyo: Let me just get those... *reaches over*
Megan: Wow, this is fascinating... *scribbles on clip board, grinning evilly at Jen*
Michelle: So... did you ever find a girlfriend? -_-;
Gojyo: YEP! I've been divorced nine times now. ^_~
Jen: O__O *shock*
Gojyo: Had 36 children. 'Course, they all moved out a while back.
Traci: ........... *blink blink*
Megan: 36? All at once?!
Michelle: I don't want to know! 9__9
Jen: *looks ill* Air! I need air! It smells funny in here...
Gojyo: Oops, was that me? Shouldn't have had those beans for lun-
Traci: MAKE IT STOP! @__@
All: *glance at Traci*
Traci: I mean... um... Sorry. ._.;; *sits in the corner quietly*
Michelle: So do you miss the old days? Er... I guess I should say, the young days?
Gojyo: Maybe a little bit. I miss having both lungs.
Megan: *dies* XD
Gojyo: Is she okay? o_O You girls certainly are hyper... I could put that energy to good use... *leers again, smirking*
Jen: X______X AHHHHHHHHH!
Michelle: Oh, the images! @__@
Gojyo: What? Just wanted you to mow the lawn... Those weeds are gettin' out of control. I haven't found the time to do lately...
Michelle: *blink blink* ...Oh.
Jen: *shudders* Oh geez, and while we're at, we might as well shave off all that excess back hair that I can see from here! >__<
Gojyo: *reaches to scratches his back* Well... ^__^
Jen: AHHHHHHHHHHH! LET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE! *runs out of the trailer shrieking*
Traci: Hey Jen, wait! We still have to go see Hakkai! *runs after her*
Megan: ^_^ So tell me more about that one lung, Gojyo?
Gojyo: Eh? All right! It's a funny story really! Haw haw haw haw... *teeth fly out again* Damn, not again!
Michelle: ._.;; *sighs as the teeth land right next to her* I'm NOT touching those!
[Twenty minutes later...]
Jen: *sits curled up on the ground, shaking* Waaaah...
Traci: *pat pat* It's okay, Jen... ~_~
Jen: No, it's not okay! IT'LL NEVER BE OKAY! T____T
[Megan and Michelle walk out of the trailer.]
Traci: Oh, you're finished?
Megan: Yes! We had the loveliest discussion! ^_^
Michelle: I'm never smoking. EVER. Not that I was gonna start before, but...
Megan: Did you know that he was gonna donate that lung, but it was sooo black that they gave it back to him! He put in on a pedastel in a little glass case, and we got to see it and take pictures and everything! ^__^ Wanna know what else he showed us?
All: ... *groan*
Megan: See, there was this OTHER time when he was getting his liver removed-
Jen: As long as I remember the REAL Gojyo-sama, I'll be okay...
Megan: You mean this one? *holds up picture of one lung on a pedastel*
Jen: KYAAAA! X____X *falls over*
Megan: Oh, whoops. ^__^ Wrong picture. *cackles*
Traci: �� Ikasu...
Michelle: *snatches up forgotten map* Well, it's MY duty to find Hakkai since he's MY favorite and all. Here's the address! ^__^
Jen: *mutters from on the ground* I hope he's totally gross! ><
Michelle: -.- He won't be. This is Hakkai we're talking about here! *skips* Come on, minna!
Megan: ^_^ Jen, this is the best idea we've ever-
Jen: URUSAI!
Traci: ~_~;; It's not too late to go back and find the time machine you know...
[A little later, they end up right in front of a cemetary.]
Michelle: *stares at cemetary, then map repeatedly* WHAT IS THIS?!
Megan: Looks like a cemetary to me...
Michelle: I KNOW what it is! --;
Traci: This isn't a good sign. oo;
Jen: HAH! Let's go inside, shall we?! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Michelle: YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU! >___<
[They walk around for a bit and then find an open grave with a tombstone that reads: "Here lies Cho Hakkai. Thanks for the memories! Yare, yare...".]
Michelle: @_@ *falls over, right into the grave*
Traci: Oy, Michelle! o__o
Megan: I have to admit, I really wasn't expecting this. ^_^;
Jen: Oh, me neither... *snicker snicker*
[Then suddenly... Jen is poked in the back with a cane.]
Jen: AH! SANZO WAS FOLLOWING US! O___O
Megan: *blinks* ...Hakkai! ^__^ You're alive!
All: Eh? *turn around, Michelle peeks her head out of the grave*
[Hakkai stands there, dressed in a light pink jogging suit. His hair is a light gray, and he has glasses with REEEEALLY thick lenses. Hakuryuu hovers right next to him.]
Hakkai: Sumimasen... Why are you tampering with my grave? *smile smile smile*
Jen: Oh, this is YOUR grave?! o__o *feigned surprise* Oh my... We had no idea! Michelle-hime, get out of there!
Michelle: I fell in here! I didn't do it on purpose! -_-;
Traci: Well hurry up and get out! He obviously needs it or something... *sweatdrops*
Michelle: Fine... *climbs out* But um... Why aren't you already in your grave Hakkai?
Megan: Yeah... It says here's you're supposed to be dead...
Traci: Uh-oh...
Jen: That means...
All: ZOMBIE HAKKAI! O____O
Hakkai: Oh no, I'm not a zombie. ^_^ This is where I live!
Jen: ...I'm not sure I'm following you... So what you're saying is... You're a zombie?
Michelle: He said he wasn't a zombie!
Jen: Yeah, well you know, last time I checked, the DEAD don't walk around all the time! If they do, that means they're UNDEAD! Which means... ZOMBIE!
Hakuryuu: Kyuuu! *attacks Jen*
Jen: AHHHH! X____X GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *goes tumbling into the grave*
Megan: So Hakkai, mind if we talk to you? ^^
Hakkai: ...How many of you are there?
Megan: What?
Traci: Four. Can't you see us? *waves a hand in front of his face* Hellooooo?
Hakkai: ^_^ *blankness* ... *pokes Traci with his cane* ... *poke poke poke* ^_^
Traci: Ow! Quit that! x_x
Megan: *gasp* Just as I predicted... Hakkai has gone blind!
Michelle: ...! *faints again*
Hakkai: Hakuryuu helps me get around! ^_^
Hakuryuu: *flies out of the grave* Kyuuu!
Traci: *looks down into the grave* Uhh... Jen? oo;;;;;;
[...silence...]
Traci: I think she's dead, minna. ._.;
Michelle: *suddenly wakes up* The dragon killed Jen?! @_@
Megan: Well, you know, things could be worse. ^^ Hakkai could be some crotchety old man with no teeth-
Michelle: -like Gojyo.
Megan: He wasn't grumpy though. That was-
Traci: -Sanzo.
Megan: Exactly! ^__^ *scribbles* These guys haven't changed at all!
Jen: *weakly, from below* Gojyo-sama had teeth! HE HAD TEETH! *sobs*
Hakkai: ^_^ *tosses hankerchief into grave*
Jen: Sankyuu... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! T____T
Hakkai: Yare, yare... ^_^ Well, I best get back to my exercises. Jaaa! *jogs away*
Traci: Y'know, we honestly have to say that HE was the most normal of all the others...
Megan: It's Hakkai! What do you expect?
Michelle: Oh yeah, he's normal. He lives in a cemetary, for crying out loud! >__<
Megan: Nothin' wrong with having your priorities straight. ^_^
Jen: *crawls out of the grave* Let's go, minna-chan. I can't take much more of this...
Traci: Yay! We're finally leaving!
Megan: Aww... Well, all right. I must say, I'm still slightly disappointed with that last one, though...
Michelle: Yeah, me too! T_T
Jen: GET OVER IT! >< Let's move out!
[They leave the cemetary. Suddenly, they hear something...]
Jen: *speaks gravely into her microphone* And so folks, after all that you have seen, we can only conclude one thing: The future is a SCARY place!
Michelle: Um, Jen? The camera's busted, remember?
Jen: *ignores her* Remember to preserve your bishounen! Wrap them in plastic freezer bags and chill them over night so they never end up like that!
Traci: She's just rambling now...
Michelle: Yep...
Jen: >< I must remember to go back into the past and force Gojyo-sama to stop smoking- IMMEDIATELY!
Megan: He kills everyone that says that to him, you know. Or was that Sanzo? Hm... It probably applies in both situations anyway. ^_^
Jen: Well, let's go home you guys!
[They all turn to go and get into the machine. And then, suddenly, they hear a shout from behind.]
Megan: *turns* OOOH LOOKIE! IT'S KOUGAIJI!
Traci: You're kidding! @_@
[The four girls turn around to see Kougaiji (in a wheelchair, mind you), Yaone (with a walker), Dokugaiji (looks A LOT like Gojyo, except he has glasses now), and Lirin (all grown up... You can all shudder as you imagine what she looks like, 'cause I sure as heck ain't gonna describe it for you)]
Jen: We're outta here! BYE MINNA! *jumps into time machine*
Michelle: Wait for me!
Traci: Us too!
Megan: No wait! I don't wanna leave! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[SIXTY YEARS INTO THE PAAAAAAST!]
Jen: Aaaand, we're back! ^_^
Traci: SUGOI!
Michelle: I need to go watch Saiyuki and clear my mind of all that filth. -_-
Megan: That would make such a great episode... *completely awestruck*
Jen: Whatever. 9_9 And so folks, there you have it... That was Gensomaden Saiyuki... 60 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!(x1 billion)
Music: D-DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
Jen: Tune in next week for the next installment in our retirement series... Digimon: Season 976! That is, 100 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!(x1 billion)
Megan: Wouldn't they all be dead?
Traci: RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!
Michelle: Ahhhhhhhh!
Jen: ^__^ *waves* Hope you enjoyed the show!
Megan: I'm gonna go buy a cane! WOO HOO!
[Meanwhile... in the Saiyuki universe... Our four favorite heroes are sitting watching television...]
Hakkai: Is that really going to be us, sixty years from now?
Sanzo: Hell no. Goku's not going to be living with me. *narrows his eyes* You're gonna get off your lazy ass and GET A JOB! *thwaps him with his sensu*
Goku: BUT SAAAANZOOOOOOOO! T_T
Hakkai: Hakuryuu, promise me you won't let me get run over by cars in the future, okay?
Hakuryuu: Kyuu? *confused*
Gojyo: ....... *smokes quietly*
Goku: You shouldn't be smoking... You're gonna be an old, FAT kappa, Gojyo! Ha ha ha ha ha- *is smacked* OW!
Gojyo: Shut the hell up, bakasaru. --
Hakkai: ^_^;; Yare, yare...
~OWARI~
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