The ChangeThe Change
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Tsuzuki: *runs into the lab* Ready for my physical, Watari!
Watari: *is in the middle of mixing something. He stops to turn around and stares blankly at Tsuzuki* Physical?
Tsuzuki: ...Yeah. My physical? That's what you called me down here for, right?
Watari: *smiles* ...
Tsuzuki: *looks alarmed* Right?!
Watari: *walks over to him* Hm... Well I suppose I could give you one later.
Tsuzuki: Uh... okay! I'll come back later then...
Watari: Woah, woah. Who said you could leave. Stay a minute. ^__^
Tsuzuki: *blink blink* Why are you looking at me like that...?
Watari: Drink this. *holds up what he was mixing earlier*
Tsuzuki: ...I won't fall for THAT again! How stupid do you think I am?
Watari: *bites his lip* ...Er... Oh come on! *shakes the green fruit juice-looking concoction in his face* It won't kill you! I promise!
Tsuzuki: Why am I always your guinea pig?!
Watari: Because I love you so much! *heart* ^o^
Tsuzuki: No you don't. ��
Watari: Please, please, pleeeease?!
Tsuzuki: *takes glass from him* What will it turn me into?
Watari: Well I don't exactly know. Yet.
Tsuzuki: It's not what I think it is...?
Watari: ...Oh no! Of course not! You know Tatsumi told me to give that up a long time ago.
Tsuzuki: That was yesterday. After you threatened to put it in the water supply.
Watari: Yes, well... drink up!
Tsuzuki: I'm going to regret this. I know it... *sighs and drinks it down quickly* There.
[Five minutes pass.]
Watari: *suddenly smiles wide* Oh Tsuzuki...
Tsuzuki: ...What? *squeaks* EEP! What's wrong with my... voice...
Watari: You know, I can't believe it actually worked.
Tsuzuki: WAAAAH?! *looks down* I've... shrunk... *touches head* My hair!
Watari: Now it's long and pretty... like mine! ^__^ *gushes*
Tsuzuki: WATARI!!!
Watari: No need to shout, Tsuzuki-chan. I'm right here.
Tsuzuki: DON'T CALL ME THAT! T__T This is horrible!
Watari: Oh, but think of all the lovely things you'll be able to do, now that you're a member of- *clears throat* -the opposite gender.
Tsuzuki: *cries harder* But I didn't ask for this!
Watari: But you're so kawaii! *starry eyes* Here, look for yourself! *holds up a mirror*
Tsuzuki: *stares* ...UWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Watari: *smiles* I'll have to tell Bon about this... He needs to be the first to know!
Tsuzuki: *stops crying* Why?
Watari: Well I'd want to know if MY partner had suddenly changed into a girl before we ended up going on a case and sharing a hotel room or something...
Tsuzuki: *blushes* This can't be happening! @__@
Watari: You better get back to work! Or do you want me to give you that physical now? Promise I'll be nicer with you since... well... you know. ^_~
Tsuzuki: No thanks! *splutters* But I-I can't go out there like this! O__O Everyone will see and-
Watari: Oh, you'll be fine! I'll start working on the antidote right away, okay? *pushes Tsuzuki out the door* Bye~! *slams door*
Tsuzuki: *stands in the middle of the hall* Oh. No. *looks around* Gotta get to my office! *starts to run, but trips because of baggy clothing* AIYE! *hits the floor*
[Suddenly, there are voices coming down the hall...]
Tsuzuki: Oh no! People! And it sounds like Tatsumi's with them! Um... um... *grabs a neaby potted plant and begins inching quickly down the hall*
Tatsumi: So you see gentlemen, I was thinking of a way to boost the budget by- *looks over at Tsuzuki* Tsuzuki?
Tsuzuki: *freezes* Uh... Hi! *squeaks again* I didn't think you could tell it was me...
Tatsumi: Well, I recognized your clothes... even though they're practically hanging off of you. Don't you have a belt?
Tsuzuki: I'll go get one right away Tatsumi-san! *continues inching*
Tatsumi: Are you all right?
Tsuzuki: *tries to lower voice* Um... yeah! I'm fine! I'm catching a cold is all...
Tatsumi: *raises eyebrow* Are you sure? Why are you hiding behind that fern?
Tsuzuki: Uhh... I really like this plant! It'll look great by the window in my office! Doncha think so too?
Tatsumi: ... *blink blink*
Tsuzuki: Well, bye now! *runs*
Tatsumi: Tsuzuki, wait-! *frowns slightly* What was that all about? *the other men around him shrug in confusion*
[Tsuzuki hurries into office.]
Tsuzuki: Okay... I just gotta get my stuff and go before Hisoka shows up...
Voice: *from outside the door* Tsuzuki?! Are you in there?
Tsuzuki: GAH! *dives under nearby chair*
[The door opens slowly.]
Hisoka: *walks in grumbling* When I find that idiot, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind... Skipping out early and leaving me with all the paper work! Just who does he think he is?! *looks around the room and then and glances down at Tsuzuki sprawled on the floor* ...?
Tsuzuki: Eh heh... *looks up at Hisoka slowly*
Hisoka: Who are you... *looks confused* Miss?
Tsuzuki: Hi Hisoka... It's me! Tsuzuki!
Hisoka: *stares* ...What?
Tsuzuki: Seriously! You have to help me get out of here! Watari made me drink his stupid potion again and now I'm changed and everything! *stands up* Everyone will laugh if they see me like this and I don't know what to do so I'm just gonna take off early and go home so do you think you could help me? *suddenly notices Hisoka starting to sway a little* ...Hisoka?
Hisoka: ...
Tsuzuki: ...
Hisoka: ...
Tsuzuki: ... o_o;;;
Hisoka: ... *faints*
Tsuzuki: O_O OIII! HISOKA!
[Minutes later...]
Hisoka: *stands up shakily* I don't believe this...
Tsuzuki: I have no choice but to believe it. T__T
Hisoka: Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick your ass right now!
Tsuzuki: You shouldn't hit girls. 9_9
Hisoka: >_< Baka... *rubs forehead* Didn't anyone ever tell you to just say NO?!
Tsuzuki: He said it wasn't going to be the sex-changing potion!
Hisoka: Yeah, well, he lied. Way to go.
Tsuzuki: Tsuzuki no bakaaaaa... ;-;
Hisoka: You can say that again. -- How are we supposed to get any work done with you... like... that?!
Tsuzuki: I DUNNO!
Hisoka: Gah... My partner is a girl... My partner is a GIRL... A Girl!
Tsuzuki: *looks hurt* Hey, don't say it like that! I didn't think you were sexist, Hisoka!
Hisoka: Well if you're going to start complaining about breaking a nail after you do summons and whatnot-
Tsuzuki: HEY! I'm still as manly as ever! *poses*
Hisoka: *rolls his eyes* I don't think you were ever very manly to begin with...
Tsuzuki: *gasp* Are you questioning my sexuality?!
Hisoka: �� We are NOT having this conversation.
Tsuzuki: You started it...
Hisoka: Whatever! We have to get you out of here before anyone sees...
Tsuzuki: That's what I wanted to do from the beginning! *grabs trenchcoat and puts it on* Ah! I'm swimming in this!
Hisoka: Put it over your head.
Tsuzuki: Like this?
Hisoka: You look so stupid...
Tsuzuki: HIDOI! T__T
Hisoka: Let's go.
[Later, at a caf�.]
Hisoka: I thought you said you want to go home, Tsuzuki... *glares*
Tsuzuki: I was hungry! *stuffs face* Mmmm, yummy! ^___^ Aren't you going to eat your ice cream, Hisoka?
Hisoka: *sighs* No... You can have it. You're the one who ordered it anyway.
Tsuzuki: *thinks for a moment* I would take it, but you know I have to keep up my figure. *flips hair back dramatically and then gulps down the rest of the ice cream* SUGOI!
Hisoka: *head hits table* Somebody wake me up from this nightmare...
Tsuzuki: *waves arms in the air* Waitress! Can we get some more of those chocolate cream puffs?
Random Girl 1: Oooh, look at that couple over there! Aren't they cute?! ^^
Random Girl 2: Awwww... KAWAII!
Hisoka: *hears them and blushes* Kami-sama...
Tsuzuki: *clueless* What's the matter, Hisoka? *reaches across table to touch his forehead* Are you sick?
Hisoka: *shrieks and pulls back* NO!
Tsuzuki: oo;; Okay...?
Random Girl 2: How sweet!
Random Girl 1: I want a boyfriend! Awww~!
Hisoka: *eye twitches* .....................
Tsuzuki: *sweatdrops* Are you SURE you're okay?
Hisoka: Yes. I'm sure...
Random Girl 2: Especially one as cute as HE is.
Random Girl 1: I know! She's very lucky to have him.
Random Girl 2: Love is so wonderful, isn't it?
Both girls: *gush* Ahhhhhhhhhh~!
Hisoka: *stands up* Shut UP already!
Girls: Ah!
Tsuzuki: @@;;; H-Hisoka?
Hisoka: *notices everyone staring at him. Turns red* ...................dammit.
[Later, outside at the park...]
Tsuzuki: Here, we can take a shortcut now!
Hisoka: Tsuzuki, your apartment is two blocks THAT way. We don't need to make a complete circle through the park, you idiot!
Tsuzuki: But it's so nice out tonight! T_T
Hisoka: Yeah. Not to mention dark and dreary... That moon doesn't look too good, either.
Tsuzuki: *skips ahead* Wheeee!
Hisoka: This 'girl' thing has gone to your head, hasn't it? ~_~
Tsuzuki: Nani? o.o I dun know what you mean!
Hisoka: *mutters under his breath*
[Suddenly, Muraki comes walking along in the other direction, trailing white feathers.]
Muraki: Ah, we meet again, Tsuzuki-san... *smile smile smile*
Hisoka: Dammit, not tonight!
Tsuzuki: KYAAAAAA! Save me! *hides behind Hisoka*
Muraki: Now really, is that any way to act towards an old friend?
Hisoka: Leave now and maybe I WON'T make your death slow and painful next time we meet.
Muraki: Step aside, boy. *shoves Hisoka to the side*
Hisoka: HEY!
Tsuzuki: Ahhhh! Dun let him get me! @___@
Muraki: Tsuzuki-san... *reaches forward*
Tsuzuki: *shrieks* NOOOO! STOP TOUCHING ME YOU PERVERT!
Muraki: Why, Tsuzuki, I- *stops groping for a minute* ......... *looks confused* ...Well this is new. I wasn't aware that you had grown in- *clears throat* -certain areas.
Hisoka: *smacks forehead*
Tsuzuki: *slips away* It's a looooong story. Well bye now! *grabs Hisoka's arm and runs*
Muraki: ... *blink blink*
[Next day at work.]
Watari: *bounces into office* Okie dokie, here's the antidote! I hope you know I slaved over it all night... *weeps*
Tsuzuki: Good. -.- *reaches for it*
Watari: *moves bottle away* Although I must say, that dress looks stunning on you, Tsuzuki-chan! ^__^
Tsuzuki: You think so? I think it's a little short, but Wakaba said the color suited me, so- WATARI! DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! X_X
Hisoka: *grabs potion* Never again, Tsuzuki. *shoves it towards Tsuzuki*
Tsuzuki: Okay! *gulps it down*
[Five minutes pass.]
Tsuzuki: ...Ah! *smiles* My voice! My hair! *looks down* I feel normal again!
Watari: ... *snickers*
Hisoka: .............
Tsuzuki: What's wrong?
Hisoka: *turns away, looking ill* Go put some clothes on, baka...
Watari: I think you STILL look stunning in that dress, Tsuzuki. ^_^
Tsuzuki: >___< Gaaaah! I didn't bring a change of clothes! *starts to grab his trenchcoat*
[Tatsumi walks in looking calm, but his eyes are ablaze...]
Tatsumi: THERE you are Watari. I FOUND your POTION mixed with the creamer by the coffee maker! Konoe is NOT happy at the moment! Several people have already gone and- *glances at Tsuzuki* .............................
Tsuzuki: O__O *quickly grabs trenchcoat and holds it over himself*
Watari: ^__^ *waves*
Hisoka: *bangs head against wall* Must... lose... images...
Tatsumi: ...Nevermind. *walks out*
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