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Part 1: Quick, we can't let mum see by Strawberry Three 16 year old boys stumbled down a suburban street somewhere is Canberra. (If you can get suburban streets in Canberra) Each trying to hold up each other and trying to walk. The blind leading the blind, so to speak. Having just left a massive party they were each quite intoxicated. Richard wasn�t as smashed as the others, because they were staying at his house that night and he didn�t want his mother to see him drunk. He wasn�t the little angel she thought he was. Although Paul and Tim were pissed off their nuts Richard had excuses for them and he could sort of control them. So Richard had been drinking but not as much as the other two but enough to forget where his house was. "Guys, where�s my house?" he slurs. "What do you mean where�s you house. It�s in Australia." "Yeah but where?" "In Canberra" "Yeah but where in Canberra?" "I don�t know!" Well his conversation with Paul went well. Paul thought that it was absolutely hilarious that Rich could remember where his house was and he was having more trouble standing up because he was laughing so much. Rich thought he might try Tim. "Tim where�s my house?" "Hang on I gotta spew!" And with that Tim emptied his guts with grace on some poor person�s front lawn. "Ah. That�s better. Oh shit! I spewed on my pants." "We better get that off, we can�t let mum see." Rich spotted a tap in the yard and pulled Tim over to it. Paul followed because he was holding on to Tim�s arm so he didn't get lost. Rich turned on the tap and stuck Tim�s leg under it. Paul cupped his hands and tried to bring water to Tim mouth because he was complaining about the taste. Plus Tim couldn�t reach the tap because his legs were too long. Amazingly he got the first two handfuls to Tim�s mouth without any spillage but the third landed in Tim�s lap. "Oh s--- Paul! Now what�s mum going to think?!" "I know, we�ll tell her that there was this girl. . ." "There was no girl Tim." Rich cuts him off. "Yeah there was no girl Tim." Paul laughed hysterically in Tim�s face. "Hey you shut up, you had no girl either!" Tim snapped back. "Yeah I did mate. I had thousands." Paul adjusted his manhood to display his masculinity. "Oh and I s�pose that they were attracted you because you were a midget who is absolutely blind without his glasses, which would also attract the girls because those frames are sooo in now." "Yeah well they girls don�t even bother looking at you because your so tall that they can�t even see your head!" Paul struggled with a come back. "Will you two just shut up!" Rich turned off the tap and squeezed the water out of Tim�s jeans. "Now get up!" He commands and with a lot of help Tim made it to his feet. A light at the front of the house came on and they quickly run behind a tree. A lady opened the door and stuck here head out of the door and looked around, walked back inside, but left on the light. Once she was gone the three teens continued with their search for Rich�s house. It didn�t occur to them to look at the house they were just in front of for ten minutes, and you know if they had that their search would have been over. |
