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Seraphina My name would be Seraphina, otherwise known as Queen of the Bogans, Dick1 by one very close friend, or Sera, the Ancient Goddess of Bondage...the last one is a joke. HAHAHA...I don't hear you laughing, LAUGH DAMMIT!! Fred's Angel Well...um...where should I start? My name is Fred's Angel (I have very cruel parents), and I am the product of an unholy yet immensely enjoyable (or so I'm told) union between a man, a woman and a giraffe. I have been an inhabitant of this fair planet for a number of years now, but exactly how many I'm not quite sure; I stopped counting when I ran out of fingers after only seven years. In some circles I am extremely famous, while I remain labelled as infamous in others -quite unfairly I might add. |
