| How to Tell if you are a Glorfindel Fan 1. You know who he is, and what he did. 2. You dye your hair blonde, to match his. 3. You write fanfiction or poetry on him. 4. You draw fan art of him, though there is no official portrait of him 5. You memorized his history. 6. You argue often about whether he is the same Elf in Gondolin as in Rivendell. 7. You have a white stallion and you named him Asfaloth. 8. You named your kid, if you have one, Glorfindel. 9. You named your pet Glorfindel, even if this animal is fully black. 10. You are scared of Balrogs because one killed Glorfindel. 11. You think Balrogs are cool, because only the coolest kind of demon can kill Glorfindel. 12. If the Elves still had a ruler, you would want Glorfindel to be it. 13. If anyone ever mentions anything to do with rings, golden hair, or even the slightest faintest thing to do with anything related to gold, elves, or LOTR, you bring up him. 14. Even if there is nothing mentioned in the above, you bring him up in some way. 15. You can imagine him singing anything that you like. 16. You claim to know him personally. 17. You do know him personally. 18. You can quote everything he says. 19. You know every observed detail of him. 20. You build websites devoted to him. ;) Got more ideas? Go ahead and email them to me, and I shall be happy to post them on the list with credit to you. :) [email protected] |